Hey r9k. Just dropping in to let you know that you are inade

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Hey r9k. Just dropping in to let you know that you are inadequate when it comes to penis size. Even if you manage to get yourself a girlfriend you will not be able to please her sexually and she will probably cheat on you or just straight up leave you.

Oh yeah, friendly reminder average =/= adequate. Average is considered small by women ;)

>http://howlongismyschlong.com/

>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html

Hmmm, this article might sound promising but if you'll read you'll notice most women prefer above average... On top of that

>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested

LOL! I guess when she's finally ready to settle down she'll MAYBE go for you.

Don't believe what I'm saying? Here's what some women have to say:

>Size does matter, but not in the way that people think it does when I say that! Nobody wants a 3 or 4 inch cock inside them. You just can't feel it. But for me, anything over 8 inches just hurts, and you can't f*ck me the way I want to be f*cked when I need it! The perfect size for me is 7 inches.
? Christina, 36

> "The truth? Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman. In other words, it's the meat, not the motion."
? Vicki, 31

>"It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex. The whole big hands, big feet thing is a total lie. He doesn't need a foot-long, 4-inch-round penis, but there's got to be something substantial."
? Michelle, 30

And, if you happen to have a large enough penis (which is EXTREMELY unlikely for this board) you'll probably never get the chance to use it. Chads don't walk around with their dicks out do they?