>black girls called me "children of the corn lookin'

>>34323487
CaII her a nigger

When I was in middle school two different black girls asked me in all seriousness if I was retarded.

>>34323487
Holy shit nigga you're pretty fucked if that's the shit they compare you to.

>>34323487
How old are you? That's a pretty dated reference.

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>>34323530
25, I have a bit of a bateman vibe but didn't expect children of the corn lookin' ass

>>34323680
Nice humble bragging bro, fuck off

>thots even knowing what Children of The Corn is in Literally Current Year

Well that's something.

>>34323567
>I have a bit of a bateman vibe
Why because you're intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor?

>>34323680
I also run into many black people who comment on me the second I walk outside
also check'em

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>>34323680
fucking group mentality bullshit, these people would never say shit if they were alone but as soon as there's 2 or more people they have to start ridiculing the nearest person in sight to try and 1 up eachothers shitty insults. It's even more annoying because very often these people who take delight in bantering with eachother about that guy they see are often very crappy looking / fat / ugly aswell

>>34323487
Midwich Cuckoos was the title of the John Wyndham book that film was based on.

Good shit. The Kraken Wakes and Day of The Triffids are scificore.

>>34323695
I think they were being ironic. I'm very homely and out of shape.

>>34323768
>these people would never say shit if they were alone but as soon as there's 2 or more people they have to start ridiculing the nearest person in sight to try and 1 up eachothers shitty insults.

That's the point. Who else are they going to tell jokes to?

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>>34323853
they could always just not crack jokes and mind their own business instead of trying to disparage strangers for some self satisfying high. But I guess monkey brains aren't strong enough for self restraint

>>34323938
it's just a joke you autist. joke back and maybe you'll make some friends

>>34324030
How does that work exactly? How do bump into some group of friends conversation when they're talking about you, but not at you? If you try to say something to them about it they could always just play dumb and act like you're crazy and that they weren't talking about you

In high school this one black chick said she liked the way I walk, but then said she didn't like my face though. This coming from one of the ugliest, ghetto-est nigger bitches I've ever seen.

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>>34323938
>monkey brains
Woah, man, I made the story up for your personal gags.
No need to be r u d e.

>>34323487
>Teacher randomly pick pairs for project
>I get partnered with Stacy
>Stacy puts her hand up
>Sorry miss, I don't won't to be partnered with that thing.
>Teacher told her she has no choice
>Stacy got her parents to come or call the school and forced the teacher to put her with someone else.

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Ugly stupid dirty dumb black bitches are always the most vocal about other people's appearance . Dirty ugly black bitches have low self esteem but they wants to project there insecurities onto the easiest target the can find, instead of accepting and living themselves they chooses to bring other people down to there dirty shitty gutter level. Because the bitch is essentially a bitch.

>>34324389
I call bullshit on this story


Oregano commento

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>>34323770
No, it was a Stephen King short story of the same name. You are literally retarded.

That's honestly funny as shit.

>>34324389
That is actual just cause to rape her.

>>34324554
I call bullshit on you

>>34324508
Why would Link punch best girl?

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>>34323487
>giving two shits about what a nigger says about you

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>>34324585
I can take a step back and appreciate the mind that it takes to crack a comment like that but it's still kind of demoralizing having it being directed at you when you're just minding your own business waiting for the crosswalk light to come on and when you're not really in a position to fire back with anything

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>>34324720
It doesn't even make sense, the children of the corn were multiple people. Was she saying you dress like you're in a cult or something or you actually look like the kid from the movie?

>children of the corn lookin' ass

heh

>>34324763
it's basically a black girl version of saying creep/weirdo. It's definitely more creative and funny than whitegirl-speak

>>34324565
King is a hack and stole everything he ever 'wrote'

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>>34323487
im sorrry op, but this is your life now

>>34323487
who cares? do you argue with a barking dog? move on

>>34323738
that's weird, that literally sounds like me