I got some dumb college kid knocking on my door trying to talk

Sorry. May God be with you.

>>34320337
You'd do well to try and listen instead of shoving your head in your tendies and mountain dew.

>>34320337
Report them to the administration for religious harassment.

draw a pentagram on your front door

>>34320399
^This.
Then invite them in to hear about Satanism.

>>34320399
>>34320425

Then they'd preach even harder

>>34320337
open the door with your peenie out

>>34320441
So what? Turn it into a religious battle. It'd be like playing Civ 6 in real life.

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>>34320622
>So what? Turn it into a religious battle.

>>34321135
If you're complaining about door-to-door proselytisers on a Singaporean leg hair grooming website, you might as well go full fedora and have some fun with it.

>>34320337
OP I have the perfect plan

>be OP, major faggot, jacking off to gay tentacle hentai
>about to bust
>hear a knock on the door and scream like a retard
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fucking normies
>squeeze out of his deluxe, XXXL gamer chair, gut wiggling and quadruple chin jiggling as his knees strain to life him
>roll over to the fridge, open it and push past the molded 'health food' his mom pushed on him
>grab a severed goats head
>put on cargo shorts, stained white shirt, katana stained with Chad Blood, fedora, and trenchcoat
>roll over to the door and open it up
>Jehovah's Witness gives OP a disgusted look
>OP breaths in deeply through his mouth, yellow teeth on full display through the cheeto stained neckbeard and acne
>"wut want"
>OP's social skills has deteriorated to the base level
>Jehovah fag hands OP a brochure for the Lord
>OP screeches, brandishing the goats head and screaming blasphemy
>REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG YOU DARE DISRESPECT OUR GREAT LORD AND SAVIOR, KEK? REEEEEEE
>Jehovah's witness hightails it out of there
>another crisis averted, OP rolls back to his XXXL Gaming Chair and slides back in, his face bright red from exhaustion
>goes back to jerkin it to gay tentacle hentai

Problem Solved.

>>34321408
Is this really how you fucking people live?