ITT:Things you need to get off your chest 1. I have masturbated

1. My uncle molested me when i was 7
2. I once posted pictures of pubescent (highschool) girls in their swimming suits on 4chan. Because of my own stupidity, some anone found out the school and reported me. I was interviewed (along with 10 others) about the incident. They clearly knew it was me but had no evidence, got away completely. It was only later when I realized how I dodged a literal bullet of a probably sex offence that would have likely ended my life.

1. I don't actually deserve sympathy

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I don't like my family anymore but I'm always going to be obligated to, and to keep in contact. The guilt tripping about it makes me sad

Don't buy a real doll, it's a shitty over priced brand and you can easily get comparable or better quality tpe or silicone sex dolls for a better price if you shop around, you already have enough saved up to get 2 if you want

>>34315926
Do you still have the pictures to share anon?

Instead of doing the things that would be best for me, I'm doing nothing

>>34315926
How is the second one even a problem?
I'm assuming you took the photos from their Facebook profiles so they publicly shared them to begin with.

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>>34316181
Hell no. The second someone in the thread mentioned alerting the school, I cleaned my entire phone of anything 4chan-related.
They actually almost caught me because I had pic related on my phone. Pic was also posted in that thread. (yes, they looked through my (an underage highschooler's) phone. So much for American freedom)

>>34316254
I took the photos myself during a gym class in which we all went to the pool.

Honestly, shit was so cash.

>>34315344
My family for the most part is full of assholes and narcissists

I once dropped a mouse from a good height, drowned it via filling turkey baster with water and then dissected it when it died


Not a people person


MGTOW makes sense but I can't justify the constant circlejerk it has


I plan on visiting Eastern Europe soon and potentially staying there sometime


I want to go to Alaska but it can get expensive


Have some mental issues


Fan of guns

>>34315344
I am so incredibly infatuated with a girl I went to high school with. I check her Instagram and vsco multiple times a day to see if she posted a new photo.
I've never wanted to fuck somebody so badly.
feelsbadman

>>34315926
I think you have told this story before

>>34316271
You need to learn your rights, they can't search your shit without a warrant

>>34316156
>buying cheap chinese shit

>>34316271
What grade were you and the girls in?
How did somebody in the thread find out what school you were from?

I tie dead mice that my cat kills to a string and twirl it around and use it as a toy for my cat and dog.

>>34315926
I doubt it would have ended your life if you were under 18

>>34316397
>everything that isn't one brand I've heard of is a chinese knock off
I've got a bridge to sell you

>>34316372
Yeah a few times
>>34316376
I was a highschooler. I had no idea about anything
>>34316403
1st HS year. EXIF data.
>>34316417
True, but I would have still probably been kicked out or other consequence, which means my parents/family would have found out, swiftly ending my good terms with them.

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>>34315344
A birth defect. A chest bone deformity. Unfortunately for me, it's impossible to get off of my chest as it IS my chest and irreparably so. Till death do us part. Goddamn it. Fuck genetics, to be quite sincere, comrades.

>>34315344
1. Whenever I think of my classmates from uni I experience almost psychotic rage and desires to kill them.
2. I screwed over several close friends of mine to go to an internship abroad because I disliked them and considered them liabilities.
3. I first manipulated abovementioned friends in bullying and excluding a girl from our plants, which I then proceeded to sabotage.
4. I bullied and manipulated my friends in high school. They never really found out I was behind it. I feel no remorse. It was a fun source of entertainment for me while it lasted.
5. A traditional snaggle-toothed British girl once cockblocked me from turning in my v-card with an 8/10 girl in a club. I started a mudslinging and slandering campaign against her, eventually getting everyone to hate or at the least dislike her. I see myself as the wronged part in this case and feel no remorse.
6. One of my colleagues at my internship gave me trouble, so I rabble-roused and spread malicious rumors, resulting in no-one taking her seriously.
Don't know how to feel about all this. It feels somewhat wrong, but on the other hand I find my actions totally justified and feel a sense of accomplishment. Also, all of these situations greatly amused me. What feel, robots?

>>34316271
Holy shit I remember this. Lmao never found out you got away with it

>>34317126
Yep. Getting away with it was honestly not that hard. Plain straight-face lying to the director was enough.

The hilarity that ensued in the next gym class tho...
>coach explaining what happened
>jocks were literally saying "when we find out who it was, we're gonna KICK YOUR ASS
>staceys were so offended
>weirdo girls were almost admiring the perpetrator
>coach (typical white "muh america" coach) was also red-hot furious, saying that whoever was it WILL get caught
>weirdo girls ask eachother who they think it was, they both say probably the arab kids in the back

>>34315344
>saving up thousands of dollars for a sex toy

Fucking invest that shit, compound interest and shieeet bruh

>>34316297
So you're /pol/ in a human-shaped nutshell?

>>34317473
I like all races except for the ghetto/redneck tier clowns so that would automatically put me in their gas chamber.
Also I'm bi so that doesn't help my case with them.


Basically not a /pol/fag.

I hate my friends new girlfriend. She's one of those people who like tears groups apart if anyone's had that? She's brought nothing but drama.

I think I have asthma but I'm too scared to go to the doctor. It's very very sporadic though and it hasn't been bad. I have an inhaler anyways, though.

>>34317628
Better check just to be sure anon, as long as you're properly insured it won't cost much/anything right? Unless you live in Burgerland that is.

I tasted my cum last night. I had jacked off in the shower while laying on my back with my legs up, came really hard and some hit my phone, the quickest way to clean it was to lick it up (didn't want to stain my towels).

>>34316615
Lincoln?

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>>34316629

truly the roach master

>>34317925
Britbong so I can legit just go to the doctors at any time. I'd start getting the inhalers for free too, delivered to me.

It's just this weird ass fear in case it's something worse than asthma but I know like ignoring it won't make the problem go away and I know it can't be lung cancer or some shit because its been going on since like 2014 or so and hasn't gotten any worse, It's just from time to time my breathing just gets short for no reason, not after exercising and such, in fact it's never like that after exercising, but the shortness of breath does get worse during hot days or humid nights. However a puff or two of an inhaler makes it go away. This is why I think its asthma.

>>34318032
I think I know what you're talking about anon. Whenever it gets really humid out I feel like I'm breathing through a wet sponge. My guess is that it's the humidity that's fucking you up, especially since you said it didn't get worse and that it only happens a few times.
Go to a place that isn't humid and rest for a bit whenever it happens. And if you feel the need to still see the doctor then by all means go ahead. But my dice is on the humidity, not some medical problem.

>>34318032
>>34318227
Might still be worth checking out just for peace of mind and security. Erring on the side of caution and all that.

>>34318031
I'm just not sure how I really feel about it. On the one hand I know what I'm doing is bad and amoral, but on the other hand it just comes naturally and makes me feel so powerful and so good.

>>34318227
Nah it happens at random intervals, like yesterday and it was freezing. It's not that the amount of times it happens increases, it's just even worse to breathe in humidity. It's very sporadic, maybe once a month? And doesn't go away until I use an inhaler, where it's gone, doesnt get worse either, it's not like I can't breathe at all. I've only had one REALLY bad one though. While it's not good to diagnose yourself on the internet, whenever I look up the symptoms I just get either asthma or panic attacks.

I'm just scared in case it's worse than that.

>>34315344
1. I spent most of my days in 7th-8th grade masturbating to lesbian porn in a public libraries bathroom, probably made it smell like shit but never got caught none the less.

2. In the 4th grade I convinced an autistic kid that anime was real and made him run around the playground trying to be an anime hero.

Can't think of a third reason.

>>34318359
That's odd. I'd say a trip to the doctors would be in your best interest then. Get it figured out now so you can prepare for any unwanted possibilities.

>>34318025
That's not my name. If that's what you meant. My name is not Lincoln- Believe- Believe me. I cannot tell a lie. For I am honest Abe. BIG LEAGUE.

I've developed an obsessive crush on a coworker, I think about her constantly and spend long periods of time listening to sappy 80s love songs while doing so. To make things worse she has a boyfriend and I probably wouldn't have the balls to ask her out anyway.

I've lived this life before many times and managed to somehow end up in this weird timeline. The other ones all ended in nukes flying.

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>I steal my sisters sex toys and use them.

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>60 hour work week over the course of two jobs
>Have to wake up at 7 am every morning to take sisters to school
>As soon as I step in the fucking door mom and dad chewing me out about how useless and half assed I am because I didn't do the dishes

No one ever appreciates how much I'm doing for them, they just notice what isn't. I'm so used to feeling like shit it's almost going into numb. I have way to much fucking baggage at this point so if I somehow got a gf she'd leave me when I'd try to have someone to confide myself in.

I'm tired. I just want to be accepted. I'm tired of sensing this slight disconnect with everyone I meet

This sites meme's about height have me strung up on mine to the point I go to bed thinking about it every night.

This one girl I'm crushing on hard wants nothing to do with me in that sense. She plays vidya, watches anime, draws, does cosplay, can cook, literally everything I'm into, but wants nothing to do with me passed small talk. I've tried for months to get her out of my head but I can't

Everyone abandonds me. Suddenly, completely, and without remorse. I think I'm meant to be alone. I'm always alone, no matter what. Loneliness is my default state of existence. When I meet someone I'm even remotely interested in, they always always always abandon me and leave me. No matter what. Even when they promise that they'll stay. I'll never meet anyone I'm compatible with that shares the same interest in me/someone who won't abandon me. I've finally realized this. I'll die alone, and maybe that's okay. Maybe there's something wrong with me, that's why no one wants to be around me anymore. No one loves me, and no one ever will. I don't think anyone can. When people like me, it's only temporary. It's a passing feeling. They always leave. They always lose interest. I guess I'm just an unloveable fuck-up. I'll always be alone, no matter what.

>Was molested as a child by neighbor boy at 11
>mocked other neighbor kid for being molested by same guy though never told anyone I was diddled
>also blamed neighbor boy or severing our cats tail when closed door too fast, no one believed him
>made fun of elementary school teacher for having cancer
>stole shit from nice old couple at next door gas station
>broke toilet in high school and watched nice old lady janitor clean it up, was never found out

I realize I'm not a good person

>>34319316
your parents sound like shit, move out asap dude

I am either too much, or not enough.
I am never good. I am never right.

My life is an act.

I'm a disappointment to everyone around me, including myself. I'm a bug in the system. I shouldn't be here.

>>34319402

They've completely destroyed my self esteem, confidence and mental health. It's at a point where people nice to me are suspicious or I feel that I owe them.

>molested by both my older brothers
>had a threesome with two black guys
>have an extensive collection of bestiality porn

>>34315344
>I have masturbated to my cousin once when I was 13

Is she hot? post a pic.......unless he's a dude

>Sometimes I wish I was white.

I'm white and not murrican, I rather be black and murrican

Go see your family in mexico if you think your biggest problem is your skin

>>34319044
Alright. I had a friend throughout school who had a lump on his chest named Lincoln, figured it might've been you, it doesn't seem like a common anomaly.

>>34319448

If you can handle working two jobs you can move out and leave those fuckers behind

Also leave that shitty bitch behind, I'm talking full radio silence here. Try meeting someone else

>>34320613

I'm in the process of saving up. It's my goal to move out this year. I can't take any more of this.

>>34316107
me neither. i'm in an awkward situation of wanting nothing to do with my family while simultaneously being stranded with them due to a pathetic lack of basic assets and life skills

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I'm a pedophile and I have disgusting fetishes like horse cock and diapers. I'm afraid that I'll kill myself eventually, and even if I don't I know I'm going to die before I'm 70.

>>34315344
1. I don't care about excelling and making the most of my life, I just want to be comfy.
2. The only thing that brings me real joy is anything where I don't have to think about my life ie anime/tv/movies/vidya.
3. I hate letting people down and now being in uni my family telling me how proud they are of me and how far I'll go when I honestly don't think I can do it. I'd rather kill myself then let them see me fail and drop out.
4. My biggest fear is failure. And it's ruining my life.

>>34319319
Nice man me too
Xxx

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Bought an onahole but haven't used it bc gf got angry when she found out I bought one