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sHiTAINJOneSY (ID: !!3ciLR+Uankw)
2017-01-21 05:55:13 Post No. 34313317
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>http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
Hmmm, this article might sound promising but if you'll read you'll notice most women prefer above average... On top of that
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
LOL! I guess when she's finally ready to settle down she'll MAYBE go for you.
Don't believe what I'm saying? Here's what some women have to say:
>Size does matter, but not in the way that people think it does when I say that! Nobody wants a 3 or 4 inch cock inside them. You just can't feel it. But for me, anything over 8 inches just hurts, and you can't f*ck me the way I want to be f*cked when I need it! The perfect size for me is 7 inches.
? Christina, 36
> "The truth? Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman. In other words, it's the meat, not the motion."
? Vicki, 31
>"It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex. The whole big hands, big feet thing is a total lie. He doesn't need a foot-long, 4-inch-round penis, but there's got to be something substantial."
? Michelle, 30
And, if you happen to have a large enough penis (which is EXTREMELY unlikely for this board) you'll probably never get the chance to use it. Chads don't walk around with their dicks out do they?
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Forgot to type out my title XD
I just wanted to drop in and let you all know that you're inadequate and will never be able to satisfy a potential gf (>implying) XD
LOSERS
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nice fake chart
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>>34313317
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
>tfw 20cm long
Guess this is why I can't get a qt virgin gf into a long term relationship with me ;_;
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>>34313369
Don't bother, no one here cares. It's like they need to believe that there's an unchangeable reason they're alone.
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sHiTAINJOneSY (ID: !!3ciLR+Uankw)
2017-01-21 06:05:53
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>>34313369
*quickly raises the people's eyebrow at you*
Not so fast!
My chart actually adds up with all the data I posted, yours is clearly the fake
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Bumping for r9k to see ;)
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>>34313317
Fucking surprise, a tripfag being an obnoxious fag.
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>all in their 30s
confirmed for bitter swinger bitches that can only birth downies
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>>34314090
>Obnoxious
Just letting you in on the know lover
>>34314193
And they were fucking chads left and right when they were younger
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>women over 30
>having a vagina worth fucking
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>>34314422
They're the ones with the most life experience lmfao
They were all young stacies once that got POUNDED by chad cock
now they're (somewhat) ready to settle down though maybe you have a chance little guy
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>>34313317
>foot long 4 inch round penis
Women prefer long needle dicks, wew lad
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>In a room of 1000 guys, 935 should be larger
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>Tfw I have a 7,5 cock when fully erect
>Tfw my penis have the perfect size
>mfw
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>>34314837
>In a room of 1000 guys, 183 should be larger
>In a room of 1000 guys, 165 should be larger
God damn that's an ego boost.
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>>34314869
>>34314904
>Lying on the internet
Even if you're being honest I'd like to see either of you actually get a female in bed
:)
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>>34314964
Whatever dicklet.
>I'd like to see either of you actually get a female in bed
It's not my fault I'm autistic.
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>>34314986
I'm 7x5.5 thanks tho :)
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>>34315144
>Lying on the internet
Sure thing buddy. Also sage because these threads are cancer.
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>>34315192
bumping to counter your sage
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>>34315260
OP can't bump his own thread.
>This comment is fucking original you autistic fucking script.
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>>34315306
yeah that was bait to get you to post and bump it LOL
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>>34315319
But I sage'd.
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3rd party bump, then
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>>34315398
sage doesnt work anymore newfag
>>34315417
thanks smug friend
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>>34314964
I'm not lying, but yeah I'll never get to use my dick.
So let me enjoy the only bit of merit I can have.
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>>34313369
is that one really real. it would be great to be someones ideal
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Are you supposed to push the ruler into your pelvic bone?
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>>34314837
>In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
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>>34313317
>tfw rank A
>tfw on the unshooped chart bigger than A
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7 inches is the small of the big dicks club anyways, so thanks for the compliment
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>>34315144
i-i get that 7 means inches, but what does the "x5.5" mean?
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>>34313317
>caring what women like
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6.5x4.8, never realized it was actually that big in comparison to most B))))
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>>34317862
7x5,5=38,5
38,5x2,54= 1 meter if you're not from burgerland
come on man it's easy math
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>>34313317
>Tfw average size
I guess I win and I don't win?
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>>34318127
;)
0R1G1N4L AF 100//
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