>mum goes shopping >asks me if I want something >really

>>34313079
>I wanna move out

She wants you to move out too. Why do you think she does so many little things to make you uncomfortable?

Why? Those are better than regular M&M's. I would love her even more.

they dont look so bad anon

i hope you told mummy off this is unacceptable

>>34313079
Crispy m&ms are objectively superior to classic m&ms, your mom is a G

>>34313100
Like bursting into my room when the door is close, without knocking, to ask "why is your door closed?"

I'm 24.

>>34313079
Fuck you, I would love to have parents who buy new things. I have to tell my parents I don't want the exact same shit over and over because they're literal autists who just want the same shit over and over again. Variety is much better than the same old shit even if it's not as good.

>>34313116

THIS

Blue M&Ms are the best
PROVE ME WRONG FGTS

peanutfags need not apply

Don't blame your mom for how awful those mnms are.

They are terrible tho. Just the worst.

They should have made them like crisp bars but i think they are made with that awful stuff thats in whoppers.

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>>34313161

pleb taste omfg

>>34313079
crispy m&ms are top tier

>>34313142
Yeah, exactly.

She wants you the fuck out of her house, but she also feels guilty because she knows it's partly her fault that you're a 24 year old fuckup who still lives at home. So she just subtly tries to make you uncomfortable in the hopes that you'll leave on your own and she doesn't have to kick you out.

why do peanut M&Ms even exist though? who actually buys them?

>>34313219
I'm not a fuckup, it's not my fault I've acquired an illness that's preventing me from living alone.

>>34313249

It is your fault that you have AIDS.

>>34313249
What illness is that exactly? Aspergers? Self-diagnosed maybe?

You guys can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Crispy M&M's are clearly superior to regular. Not to mention they have less calories too!

>>34313349
>>34313354
Fuck off you arseholes. I have severe lactose intolerance. I also suffer paranoia, and I have seen the local Milkman walking around near letting agencies. Basically I am TERRIFIED he has been spiking the water supply in flats with milk, so I am scared to move. Its not a joke, I am fucking petrified.

>>34313354
Ulcerative pancolitis, autoimmune diseases causing a permanent inflammation of the large intestines and random inflammations throughout the rest of the body. Usually you get it under control with mild meds, but nothing is helping for me. In order to keep myself from dying I have to take meds with bad side-effects. If I'm not in my bed I'm at the hospital.

>>34313405
I hit the nail on the fucking head.

Your 'disease' is made up bullshit.

>Mum won't get you the right choccy emmyems
>kill a bitch

>>34313079
Your mom has better taste than you.

>>34313488
>I hit the nail on the fucking head.
No you haven't. You're replying to a falseflagging fag with brain problems.

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>>34313233
Old Grandma's who like to give their grandchildren something they like and let the candy go stale in a glass bowl on a table next to her rocking chair for the next 3 years.

REEEEEEEEE

>>34313079
Your mum sounds nice.
Shes a woman what do you expect ???

>>34313079
If you don't like crispy M&Ms you're a fucking normie and need to GET OUT.

>>34313405
Then don't drink the tap water, it's that simple. Lactose intolerance doesn't mean you can't shower in milk.

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>>34313554
pure evil

opened a bottle of coke at my grandpa's place, it had expired in fucking 2007

>>34313079
>he doesn't consume the truly superior Pretzel m&m's (TM) In the year of our lord and creator God almighty MMXVII and some change

plebeian desu

>>34313640
classic

they get so used to having tons of food around to feed the whole family. then they get old and they only eat a tiny bit a day, but they cant stand to throw shit out either so it just piles up into mountains of old, bad food that will never be eaten.

>>34313148
>back to plebbit, crispyfag

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>>34313851
>grandmother says I can help myself and make a sandwich
>Bread is all green and fuzzy (It was sitting in the fridge for 3 months
>cheese was moldy
>mayonnaise expired last year
> mustard was mostly yellow water because of all the water they add to it so not to waste any thing.
>all their potato chips were taken out of the bags and put in plastic containers and were stale as hell
>mfw Grandpa was in the other room eating a sandwich already

>he thinks crispy m&ms are inferior to classic

I wish i could beat you with a hammer. Crispy are delicious, because they are not too sweet, so you can enjoy entire bags without feeling sick

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>>34313079
Did you ask for a refund on your "good boy points"? You should smear shit on the walls and screech loudly until she goes back and buys the RIGHT candies. Then eat candy and play video games while she cleans up your shit.
>#chickentendies

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>>34313219
>>34313249
>>34313405 <-- this or
>>34313465 <-- this?

And this why /r9k/ needs TEMPORARY thread id's like MOST OTHER BOARDS.

>2011+6
>not liking cripsy m&m's

ISHIGGURUMATSU

>>34314464
OP here, I'm the one with the ACTUAL illness. >>34313465

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>>34313233
>>34313554
>mfw I like peanut, pretzel and crispy

Are peanut mnm's really that unpopular?