>be me
>back in my youth I was a nerd
>did well in classes but mostly I was picked on
>this girl is in my class and she very cute
>I'm sprung
>I introduce myself to her and we talk
>she QUICKLY friend zones me
>I'm blown out and I'm like fuck it
>if not today then maybe tomorrow
>until guy guy comes along
>one of the main dudes who was fucking with me, and she decided to get with this herb
>not gonna show it
>pride took a hit
>so all the while I'm thinking
>"maybe this is a phase"
>"shes's gonna wake up and realize her boyfriend is a loser"
>nah
>we get older and you wouldn't fucking believe it
>Friend Zone mayor MARRIES this dude
>has a kid and everything
>can't believe it
>imshocked.jpeg
>because I like her and he's clearly a douchebag but my hands are tied
>but these people I knew hated him
>I was like fuck it
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
>until the leader stepped out the line
>tried to kill her, the fuckboy husband AND the baby
>somehow the baby lived
>he was on some other shit
>anyway, after all that shit happened I just said fuck it
>and became the potion master at hogwarts
>always looked after that kid tho
>>34311951
kek, good one OPmuted originolia
>>34311951
i didnt understand anything like wtf . i think my english must be really bad or i dont have reading comprehension
You live in the wizarding world?!
Also sorry about your dick
>>34312210
nah he just writes like an invalid
Liked it.
t.girl (female) teehee