>tfw 21yo >tfw kissless virgin >tfw talking to my muslim

biggest problem here is you wont be able to support his daughter's shopping fetish. if you get a job this is over and settled and you get a cutie 3d wifu. become the normie that is deep inside you

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>>34311257
At least Picard used his head, the only head Kirk used was between his pants.

>>34311257
if this is legit op, i would fucking do it.

Sure you have to put up with all the bronze age bullshit, but in return you get a faithful wife with strong family values and a whole new support system.

you won't be drained for resources and be discarded as an emotional tampon

>>34311257
"Convert". Marry his qt daughter. Play the part for a year. Have a crisis of faith. Boom, you're back to being a heathen, but now you've got a QT muzzie wife.

>>34311257
Do it faggot lmao
>convert to islam
>get free qts

But really though
>act like a fake muslim
>after you merry her get her pregnant
>tell him you didn't convert
>make your new qt wife convert to your religion
>???
>muslims btfo and you got a free virgin

>>34311449

then her family kills his waifu because honor is stronk in our famiry. slut daughter married heathen

>>34311475
Who gives a shit hahahah