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>Havnt shat in days
>Decide to fix this
>Eat fucktonnes of strong curry and vindaloo
>Eat pizza, loads of bran stuff and lots of fibre
>Woke up this morning with severe abdomimal aches
>Shitactivated.exe
>Run to bathroom
>Struggle with this collosus shit for the better part of 20 minutes
>Clenching and sweating
>Can smell blood too, my ass is being sliced but itll all be worth it
>Afterwards im physically exhausted
>Stand up to wipe and turn around to admire my hard work
>Its not there
>It slipped down the u bend
How could this happen anons? I worked so hard and feel so betrayed.
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>>34311004
>tfw constipated stomach
>tfw haven't taken a shit for 5 days now
help me bros, I can feel my bowels puncturing with each passing day
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>>34311004
there's something wrong with you scots
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>>34311004
Take a laxative, you'll be shitting rivers
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>tfw pain while shitting and seeing blood on the toilet paper is a common occurrence
Should probably get that checked out one day
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drink more water, shitting is not all about solids
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>be me 15yo, chilling at a friend's house
>haven't shat for like 3 days, which was pretty normal for me at the time
>ate some spicy food that day too
>stomach hurts, decide to take a dump
>the shit is fat, rock hard and infused with jalapeno, the pain i felt almost killed me
>sweating, grunting, praying to jahwe, allah, buddha and hitler to let me into the heaven after i die there.
>it finally goes out after roughly 40 minutes of struggle. My ass hurts, feeling lightheaded from all the blood lost.
>friend thought i'm not gonna ever get out of there.
The events of that day eviscerated my butt so bad that i needed to take an enema the next time i took a shit. and the time after that too. and so on for the next 2 years.
and now i'm here, after 4 years and haven't fully recovered.
I blame that as one of the things that made me a robot.
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Sometimes I get ghost shits too. Try eating more fiber.
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>guts full of whiskey shits from drinking myself to sleep last night
>it's Saturday so dad's home and nobody's allowed to use our one bathroom until the afternoon
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>>34311004
Sad feel my brother. Epic tale.
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>go to toilet cause nature calls
>wipe toilet with tp and put in for mummy layer
>sit on the """steralized""" seat
>strenuous 20 minutes of full bloodshot eyes and red face
>shit out several tadpole amounts through the cluster of hairs knitted around my anus
>stand up to wipe
>nugget of crap still clustered around the forest of butthair
>wipe this until there's no more shit on tp whilest forcebly staring into my own reflected eyes the mirror provides opposite the toilet
>use half a roll of tp despite the lack of shit I excremented and scrapes of blood
>feel violated and vulnerable all while doing so
>repeat 3-5 times a day
describe and rate average shits
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>>34311970
absolutely howling, lad.
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>>34311242
its just hemmy's anon. Go get your ass fingerblasted by some quack if you need the confirmation, But otherwise just hit the chemist and ask for something, worst thing you'll have to do is shove something up yo boipucci for a few weeks and it'll clear up for a couple months
>t.hemorrhoid suffer
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