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Getting the beta out of you I'm tired of being a bitch

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Getting the beta out of you

I'm tired of being a bitch so i'm working on hammering out old beta-isms and replacing them with more commanding phrases. So far, instead of:

"umm.. I-i have a question" or "can i ask you something?" You say:

>Let me ask you something, *person's first name* (Or, "MASKEW SUMP'N RICK.)

Instead of "Umm.. I'm not sure yet", "i don't know", or "i don't t-think so", you say:

>"i'm gonna have to say no on that", "no", or "no, i don't think so."

Instead of "Excuse me?" Or "sorry, can you say that again?" You say:

>DO WHAT? (Bellow it out sharply and abruptly)

That's all i have so far. What do you have?
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once I started standing like CIA just to amuse myself, with my hands on my belt, and my boss became visibly scared of me and asked if there was a problem, now I do it on purpose whenever I need to seem alpha
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>>34310626
The power stance is real
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>>34310544
I'd say take out saying their first name. Also nothing wrong with saying "excuse me" as long as you don't sound super submissive about it.


You're making progress mang.
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Come on robots, i know you have more.
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He's my favorite TWD character.
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>>34310544
I feel bad for Shane desu.
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>>34310544
Also keep your back staight, your face up and don't avoid eye contact. When you stand occupy more space, talk loud and do everything slower. Beta's always talk fast, move fast because they are nervous every time, they look down and close up their body.
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>>34312016
Something like pic related. Keep a smile on your face.
The way you keep your body will translate to your mind, you will feel a bit more confident by acting confident in ur body.
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>>34310544
bumping , because i need to stop being beta pls guys help me>>34310544
thx op will surely take this to heart
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Is there something like this for autism?
please respond
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>>34312208
Don't confuse just lack of social skills with autism. The only cure is to face the fear of talking to people.
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>>34312208
If you have split personality disorder you can fight autism.
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>>34310626
mask you summin
if apple dad off will you die?
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