How does Backpage work? Are all the escorts there real? All the

They are child prostitutes. Avoid the sting.

>>34308463
She got a boob job? Fuck, I didn't know that.

>>34308463
unironically liking the smaller ver

>>34309008
>unironically liking the smaller ver
they do look nicer.
>>34308463
I was considering fucking a trap from backpage.
Is there anything I can do to check if she has AIDS? that's my main worry
Would be using a condom of course but i still wouldnt go within a mile of an aids patient

Wasn't the adult section of backpage taken down?

>>34308980
Nah she had a kid

>>34309127
>having a kid is the key to bigger boobies
I need to get knocked up already.

>>34309139
It's a temporary fix. Once milk production ceases your tits will go back to normal, maybe a little saggier. Plus your nose widens for some reason. Good luck!

>>34309139
I understand this is a joke, but men will start avoiding you (even more) if you have a kid.

>>34309139
>I need to get knocked up already.
I can hook you up, fembot.

>>34309225
>sticking your dick in crazy
if it has warning sign hair colors, or browses reddit/4chan/tumblr, thats a bad idea.

>>34309199
>implying I would stop the milking feedback loop, ever

>>34309212
Let me rephrase: I need to get a husband already, then knocked up a few times.

>>34309225
Do you know a guy?

>>34309244
>Do you know a guy?
Yup, let's just say I know a guy who can hook you the fuck up, fembot.

>>34309255
>Yup, let's just say I know a guy who can hook you the fuck up, fembot.
How tall is he?? I've always wanted someone 6'+

>>34309303
Let's just say he's a lil over 5'11.

>people still don't know that Hitomi has a disease that makes her titties grow bigger as time goes on
lmao

>>34309303
Tranny detected. You can't get knocked up.

>>34308980
>>34309127
no she has macromastia you goofs
it makes tits grow

>>34309255
Other post isn't me, not going to give them a (you). Who is this guy? Is he nice?

>>34309451
>tfw boobs have only grown 1 cup in 2 years
>tfw will never be Hitomi Tanaka

>>34309547
Yes. He's real nice, I can tell you that much.

>>34309255
Other post aren't me, not going to give them (you)s. Who is this guy? Does he make at least 120k?

Why wouldn't you just use something like adultwork?

>>34308463

if the ad has an image that is model agency or something that was done in a photoshoot 100% fake ad (by fake I mean she doesn't look like that)

If the photo is like a selfie or obviously looks like it was taken with a phone camera then reverse image search it. If you see it in reverse image search it's fake. If you don't see it then there's a 20% chance it's a real ad and real photo.

>>34309588
No, he doesn't make that much, but he's a capable young man and it's very likely he could, with the proper motivation.

>>34309595
>adultwork?
Doesn't exist in my country

>>34309547
I am a nice 6'1" guy who would love to marry and impregnate a fembot who lives in my area

I am also white, blonde, blue-eyed and not overweight if that counts for anything

>>34309547
I'm nice and have money. And can pay for implants if you want to enhance.

>>34309791
>who lives in my area
I'll bite. Where is this area, exactly?

>>34309806
I don't think girls with my cup size can get implants? It would look strange.

>>34309844
>checked
Portland area (the one Portlandia is set in)