>go to a frat party with some friends >only have beer,

>>34304611
>>>/soc/

dkbmebrmtkj

>>34304632
Fuck you man, I'm a robot just like you

>>34304611
You should have stuck around, it's not a frat party til the first statutory rape. That's when the real fun begins.

>>34304611
>go to a frat party
>I'm not even in college
>only one smoking weed
>everyone smokes my weed
same faggots that wouldnt share their "dro" (if they did have it)

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>>34304611
>be in frat
>all our parties are chill
>no rape happens
>kick out anyone that is weird and/or a douchebag
>get really drunk and talk to lots of people
>play normie music with the occasional meme song snuck in
>offer mixed drinks alongside water-tier beer
>have consensual sex with multiple women
>tfw still no gf

>>34304611
They are dumb that is why.. I sort of know the feeling. I am not too good at pretending to like what everyone else is doing because its so hollow and simple. I mean if there are the right drugs and enough alcohol I can literally put up with anything but a lot of people sort of piss me off in that sense. I don't think I am brilliant or anything but I definitely a lot smarter than most of the people I know just judging by how unbelievably stupid they act.

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>>34304611
>Tfw my brother is expecting me to come on his stag do to Spain with him and his chad friends
>He hasn't caught onto the fact im a complete social reject who hates alcohol and parties in general

How do I get out of this without looking like a complete twat?

>>34305835
>hates alcohol
You're not a robot

>>34305858
I've tried it multiple times and it just tastes like shit. I used to drink it regardless of the taste since being drunk is supposed to help you be more social I guess but I just can't stomach it anymore.

>>34305899
>complaining about the taste of alcohol
Hahaha you fucking freshman

>>34305899
>taste
We don't need to drink it as a species for the taste you fuckwit child

>>34305835
Break a leg anon

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>go to party
>bored as fuck
>people I don't know
>talk to sloots for 10 minutes
>leave with her

I never fucking stay. I hate all parties, they're boring normie shit. I rather just play pingpong all day