I'm fucked >mom got thrown in prison a few months ago

>usually threatening to kill myself shuts him up
>start screaming in desperation that I'm serious
>he starts crying
>"I love you anon, don't you see I just want what's best for you?"
>tell him to fuck off and go watch football or some other dumb shit
>tell him I'm gonna kill myself because he wouldn't stop talking like I told him to
>run up the steps of our deck to reach the back door
>he's right on my ass chasing after me
>"anon just hear me out please"
>already halfway up the stairs when he grabs at my pant leg begging me to talk with him
>kick him pretty hard in the jaw
>he falls down the stairs
>lands flat on his back
>pretty sure I knocked him out
>suddenly I hear barking from the next door neighbor's house
>their stupid dogs got loose again and saw our tussle
>they come running over at top speed
>run inside and lock the door
>just then remembered my dad was laying on the ground
>look to see if the dogs noticed him
>they're biting at his ears and face
>he's still not moving
>last I checked one of the dogs was ripping his hair out
>I want to help but he's probably gonna call the cops if he comes to
>hide in room hoping the dogs kill him so I won't get blamed

Am I doing the right thing here? I feel bad but I'd rather be homeless than go to jail.

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>>34303896
attempt suicide and enjoy a week in the psych ward then your threats have meaning

>>34303913
>>34303896
literally kill yourself
i know this thread is bait though

>>34303913
post pics famski

>>34303913
what is wrong with you, you spaz

get a shovel and help him

Just kys it's already too late and you will fail at suicide in prison.

The detectives will know you dd it either help him go to prison or kys

>>34303896
>>34303913
>things that didn't happen
original comment

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>>34303896
>>34303913
>Be law-abiding, hardworking Christian man
>Take in a worthless NEET son and try to care for him, for he is family, amidst his constant threats of suicide and idleness
>Instead of having the NEET do basic chores for him in return for shelter, his reward for letting a grown man leech off him is getting kicked in the fucking jaw down a flight of stairs and getting eviscerated by a pair of dogs

This can't be real.

>>34303896
You need to call an ambulance if he is actually "knocked out" and this isn't a made up story.

People don't just get "knocked out" in real life. Losing consciousness is a serious deal.

>>34304147
This guy sounds like a pussy.people don't always get knocked out in real life
and its usually not a huge deal
>>34303896
Id take him inside tie him up and slap him a little and threatin him so he doesnt tell.you may as well go all in at this point

>>34304147
His dad shouldn't have grabbed his pents. Anons actions are readily justified and duly excused. Also you shouldn't tell anyone about it for plausible deniability.

You're fucked, police have no sympathy for suicidal people. I'm a robot who got kicked out of home and forced to live with normals. They constantly hover over me when I'm on my phone and make me feel guilty. My sanctuary is gone, I'm too scared to kill myself and feel trapped in my own personal hell. Some advice to other robots is not to make the same mistake and don't let people invade your territory.

>being a grown adult
>forced to move in with dad
> obligation to clean the homeowner's house while being a squatter.

Please actually kys OP.

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>>34303924
REEEEE THE MEMORIES RREEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEE WHY ANON WHYYY

>>34304146
Lmao this

If OP isn't just trolling he's already fucked. His father's probably dead.

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>>34303896
Where did the faggot OP go?
get back here you cunt

>>34303896
>>34303913
Assuming you're not a troll, finish the god damn job you were going to do and kill yourself, you fucking waste of space
If you are a troll, kill yourself anyway nigger

>>34303913
whether you're inventing things or telling the truth, you're a disgusting person. You're the opposite of the moment of beautiful music where it overwhelms you. You make me sick

What are you? A fucking child? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>34303913
what makes you think the cops wont find out
I mean ffs its the neighbours dogs so if your dad is kill he will find out
your best bet is calling an ambulance so you dont get charged with negligence

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>>34303913
Take pic of body

>>34303896
>>34303913
I know OP is baiting but it makes me really pissed off that there are actually people like this.