What are some phrases/sayings or words that make you laugh? >one

>"fiddlesticks"
>"by hook, by axe, by sword, bye-bye"
>"gobble-dee-goop"
>"shiver me timbers!"
>"jiminy cricket!"
>"you are not a rational person. you are sick. you need psychological help."

>>34303249
"I can't even"
"that's so awks"
(of a missing child or pet) "I thought they were with you!"
"I am a whore!"

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anything involving the plane scene in irl conversation, and it's come to the point where it's just about any word from it

>big x
>no charge for x
>CIA in any context
>on board
>flight plan
>the agency
>x rising
>wreckage
>that comes later
It's come to the point when there's a list of items and/or the word "me" is invoke, all I can think about is "Smee, Mai Men..."

If I here any of the above in ANY context i giggle, smile or just straight up laugh.

>>34303249
Basically anything trump says makes me laugh.

jesus tapdancing or fingerfucking or handspanking christ, anything that ends or includes "ass" "master" or cock enthusiast, taint licker

>>34303249
THREE FOUR SHUT THE DOOR!!