>Mom says we're having pizza for dinner and asks me what

All those options are trash. Learn to into /ck/, fatty.

Those are all bad pizza, you now realize pizza hut will give you stuffed crust with breadstick seasoning free of charge.

>>34302829

>Red Baron
>trash

You're in the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

>>34302737
buy some flour tortillas and canned tomatoes and cheese and make your own

shit tastes great fampai

>eating pizza more than once a month

literally kill yourself if you do this

>>34302862

>tfw nearest hut is four hours away....

>>34302737
>they fell for the Little Caesar's meme

Enjoy your "hot and ready" pizza thats been sitting in a warmer for hours

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>>34302936
>I stick to a strict alt-paleo diet consisting solely of unpasteurized soy paste and activated almonds

>>34303001

hardly

but pizza is fucking terrible for you, specifically gobs and gobs of cheese.

do you realize what that does to your gut?

>>34302902
Nigga I will come over to your house and make you a pizza from scratch just to prove a point and maybe make a friend :(

>>34303072
Please anon, spare me your "le all food is gmo trash and gives u cancer!!!!11!!" rant.

>>34303140

I'm talking about CHEESE

AND BREAD

FOODS IN HIGH QUANTITIES THAT YOUR BODY WAS NOT DESIGNED TO PROCESS

THESE AREN'T GMO'S

kys dumb nigger

>>34303162
what is the body designed to process

>>34303177

>high quantities

can you read?

>>34303177
veggies and meats

>>34303181
...are you pretending that couldn't reasonably be read either way? also doesn't answer my question

>>34303140
Most GMOS are good for you

>>34303387
im good for you

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>used to work for little caesars
>end up working up to asst manager
>close most nights
>No cameras
>able to walk out with sometimes as many as 10 pizzas, as many orders of breadsticks, trays upon trays of wings
>even jacked soda some time
>always pushed my luck, especially right before leaving
>mfw i did this to three different stores

I cant even look at that how trash any more. I can't believe how I ate when I was early 20s

>>34302737
>little ceaser's
>Domino's
>>good pizza
White people baka