How much do I have to pay someone to voice chat with me and pretend

>>34298200
Are you a female?

Orginijnf

>>34298249
Aren't all mommies

>>34298334
I don't know if I should ask for proofs or have you buy me steam games to do this.

>>34298200
I'd pay you for that desu

>>34298200
how big would a girls boobs have to be for you to be able to suck on them while she give you head?

>>34298200
I'd do it for free, but you probably aren't a girl

>>34298334

Do you have some kind of physical deformity/are you very ugly? Obese maybe?

Because im sure if you are an average female (so not a tranny) that you can easily find many guys here who would do that for free.

>>34298427
It's totally a guy dude.

>>34298427
I am not so hideous I couldn't get someone to do it for free but if I pay them for it then I feel like they're less likely to make fun of my retarded fetishes.

>>34298472
Are you a male?

Original postobg.

>>34298490
What kind of mommy is a boy

>>34298472
That's smart. How much would you be willing to pay? Could you buy me fun presents?

Contact me here mommy:
[email protected]

>>34298507

>refers to men as boys
>dodges the question

yeah its a dude

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>>34298526
>HuanLoPan
I recognize that name, reminds me of a moron party mask I had

>>34298531
I'm not a dude. I'm the same fat black girl that always makes these dumb mommy/I want a qt nerd virgin shitposts that pop up like every other weekend

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>>34298560
Original postings cftyvf

>>34298200
M-MOMMY. ;w;

>>34298583
Well are you going to use that email I gave you or not?

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>>34298610
Good luck with the fetish cybersex lad

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>>34298727
Organal postings.

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>>34298727
Implying Im not doing this to get Steam games while also fulfilling someones wish

>>34298200
>that pic
>tfw lactation and breastfeeding fetish, but no mommy fetish
It's a weird feel.

If my hobbies weren't so naughty I'd do it for free.

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>>34298922
>>34298771
>>34298727
>>34298610
>>34298560

Rimanah did absolutely nothing wrong.

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>>34299021
Oreganoino

>>34298200
contact me [email protected]

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>>34299021
Except becoming stuck in his cycles of guilt

>>34299021
>>34299073
you gained any brozoufs today culterbros?

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>>34299145
1,050,4258 to be exact. And you?

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>>34299127
his wife had it coming.
>>34299145
am about to right now.
Electric Sheep is such a great mission in terms of aesthetics

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>>34299230
My advice to you EYEbros, get off /r9k/. Seriously, it is a drainage on your soul.
If you want actual discussion about feels go to lainchan on the /feels/ board.

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>>34299145
>tfw trying to minmax but even doing sermons is not enough brouzouf for lvl10 cybertech

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>>34299270
am on their radio this very moment senpai
lainchan org/radio

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>>34299283
It is a curse.
>>34299305
My man.

>>34298200
Can it get lewd mommy? I have these thoughts sometimes about this 2d characters, okay to share?

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>>34298200
MOMMY how can I contact you I dont care how ugly you may consider yourself I want mommy

>>34299411
>>34299400
She's left the thread already, checked.

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>>34299460
aww god dammit. i have a huge mommy fetish. i just want mommy to sing me a lullaby while i lay my head on mommy's breasts. i just want to smell mommy.

mommiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;_;

>>34299504
Thems the breaks. Get off /r9k/

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I'll do it for free, I'm so fucking starved of affection pls drop email if you are real pls pls pls

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>>34299504
you need help.
worse than girls that have a daddy fetish desu.

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>>34299593
I dont need help I need a mommy

>>34299530
it has nothing to do with r9k ive always had such a fetish

>>34299634
Okay. Get off /r9k/, it's very unhealthy.

>>34299677
i agree. i rarely come here though

>>34298200
10 $ an hour. I have lots of hobbies.