>he STILL hasn't figured out women >he STILL doesn't

just walk up to them and say hello, works every time

>>34296531

just lift and get Tinder you retard

>>34296558
i have tinder and haven't received a single match tho

>>34296618

try not being a disgusting fatass, grooming yourself and making yourself more attractive as a human being, and moving to a bigger city

>>34296495
No, I am not trying. In fact, I am actuvely trying to be left alone in my free time.

>>34296662
>more attractive as a human being
what does this entail?

>>34296757
Pretty much this. Also I just want to never have existed.

>>34296814

Attractive looks I think you can figure out

Attractive personality traits and character, well, that's a bit tougher to explain, but it's a combination of self-confident behaviour and projecting the complete opposite image that a fedora wearing katana wielding brony does.

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>>34296886
careful friend

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>>34296924

Be this guy instead.

>>34297031
>actually wanting to look like this faggot
I would unironically rather be a fedoralord than look like that. Women can go fuck themselves.

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>>34297204

k how bout this

>>34297204
What's wrong with that dude? He's just sitting around wearing some shorts and a shirt and has a decent physique.

>get tons of matches on tinder in my relevant city
>move to redneck town with only about 80k people
>suddenly no matches

they all want a nice country boy but i look like a hipster city slicker so there's nothing i can do about that

>>34297031
all of that looks expensive
the hd camera, sunglasses, the airplane to go wherever he is, the food to get a body like that, gym membership to refine it, etc.

its just not feasible honestly.

>He didn't figure out the "glitch" in a woman's psychology that makes them want to fuck you in 5 minutes

>>34296495

Just got out of a long depression on which I've basically been all my life.

I dont know what to do now because all my personality and character has been built on that which I dont feel anymore.

I'm getting increasingly nervous and sexual and I need to FUCK HARD.

I have a friend I know is a slut but she thinks of me as my older sister and I want to FUCK HER in the ass.

Any tips?

>>34296495
What if I don't want to date women?

>hurr durr you must be gay

Nope. I don't like dicks. I think I hate men more than women because they're the more stupid gender.

Sucks to be me because I'm not getting laid? Doesn't it suck to be endlessly tied to pussy and to let it be your slave?

i'm pretty sure tinder has auto banned me for being a creepy loser that has swiped right 500 times and hag not gotten a single match in return, the app isn't even working anymore.

>>34297031
What a generic looking faggot. I've seen 200 guys that look the exact same with the same clothes and they probably all have the same names like Chad, Chris, Brett of any of those one syllable American names.

>>34297246
Nice steroids.

>>34297308
>I have a friend I know is a slut but she thinks of me as my older sister and I want to FUCK HER in the ass.

If she doesn't fuck you and just keeps you around as an orbiter start pursuing other girls. Improve yourself and it's a numbers game so keep trying. Lifting is mandatory. I brought myself up from a failed single mother upbringing and learned everything about girls first online then through experience. The Game, Roosh V's Bang, /fit/ and and /r/TheRedPill helped me the most. Laugh all you want, I don't give a shit, but at least I have access to women now and several girlfriends.

>>34297312
> Doesn't it suck to be endlessly tied to pussy and to let it be your slave?

Completely wrong mentality, if you think you have to be a "slave" to get women no wonder you're a beta cuck that doesn't get laid. Pussy is there to be pounded not worshipped.

>>34297418

I know this and I'm on the path.

I just want to fuck this particular girl in the ass more specifically. She's the easy tame submissive and dreamy kind that likes to be choked by tyrone and Chad.

I can become chad by body and I have a 7 incher, the problem is she's a good friend.

>>34296495
>nigger are you even trying?
not really, no
There's no such thing as an incel, there are only open volcels and volcels who haven't grasped the full implications of their refusal to play normie games

>>34297471

Even if you fucked her you'd be endangering your friendship if she really is a "good friend". Come on man there are millions of girls out there and you have tunnel vision for this one basic bitch that's ridden on a thousand cocks? If she sees you are successful with women she might even come around and let you fuck her. Otherwise try to go out on a date with her, you have to escalate physically though - touch her, kiss her, whatever. Get her a bit drunk first, or at your place. Just be prepared for the awkwardness if it fails, it won't necessarily ruin your friendship, just brush it off.

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>just get fit (1-2 years + costs)
>don't be disgusting (change yourself over night)
>make yourself more attractive (1-2 years + costs)
>groom yourself (costs + style)
>move to a bigger city (costs + time + uproot your whole life)

then i can finally have a GF, nice. (you might spend more time getting fit than your relationship will last)

I'm literally a woman and I still don't have a gf. There's nothing to figure out. It's just impossible.

>>34297548

You didn't even factor in the effort and discipline to do those things.

1-2 years is not a long time.

Monetary costs are practically nothing. You can move anywhere if you find a job there and all those costs evaporate. You already eat enough twinkies to be a fatass so I don't see the problem regarding food. Any pleb can afford a 50 or 20 dollar monthly gym membership cost, that's not even an excuse, come on. Your gay ass faggot gaymez cost more than that. And if you can't even afford that basic sum you're right, women are inaccessible to you. Get a job.

>>34297532

Its an obsession, like fucking a cousin.

I rage every time she fucks a nobody and regrets it and I rage when she behaves stupidly

Now I've discovered she's obsessed with anal, and coincidentally I'm a secret pig pervert and I'm bigly into it as well

So you add 2+2 and....

I've thought about getting her drunk or whatever, or just escalating the conversation to the sexual realm. We've done many things together and slept together and watched animu together

>>34296495
as if girls are worth talking to, let alone any normalfags

>>34297620

They're worth masturbating into

More than your hand

>>34297582
dunno why you're assuming i'm fat and don't have a job, calm down.

everything you're saying is liar shitposting. why should anyone read your posts?

just another shitposter my man.

>>34297642
too much work. would rather fap to porn and get it over with.