>Niece is 6 years younger than me >She is 14 >She got

>>34292599
If she's hot, go for it

originally, though

your family isn't trying to hook you up you fucking autist

they want you two to spend time together platonically and think the "Crush" is just cute

where do you live anyways, thailand?

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>>34292629
She is a 6/10, maybe a 5.5/10 depending on your tastes. But fun to hang around. Definetly in my range of acceptable (which is around 4).
My problem here is that I fear that, if I do go forward with it, my family will pull out the "Oh but we were just helping her, you should be the adult and turn her down" card and fuck me over. And they do have a history on doing this shit.

>>34292742
>She has a platonic crush on a family member better give her more hope and make it last longer than it should
Honestly it's so idiotic that I could see my family going with this logic.

I have a cousin, a few years older than me and he is the only family member I only somewhat relate to, but if the thought ever crossed my mind I just buried that shit. Plus you're already related, so you're technically closer than you'd ever be to them than if you entered a relationship.

Also incest isn't life, it's a meme. You retarded 20yo child.

>>34292795
You are literally retarded and never learned basic social skills in childhood. This isn't a fucking anime, your family isn't trying to get you to bang your cousin. Stop acting like a mong. Be nice to the kid, the crush will pass, and find your own damn girlfriend instead of taking advantage of your cousin.

You're the one getting teased by your family, you fucking retard. They think its funny that you're awkwardly forced to interact with your niece.

>>34292852
>taking advantage of your cousin.

nothing wrong with cousin marriage. My parents are cousins.

OP's problem is niece-uncle shit

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>it' a robot misreads social cues and molests his niece episode

stay away, teenage girls are full of hormones and go crazy at the slightest thing

continue to be her meme fantasy until she is a little older and discovers Chad

>>34292879
Hahahaha, holy shit, you are retarded.

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>>34292879
you'd better breed with someone of a different race or your kids will look like this

Just be her friend tbvh

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>>34292599
If it's legal wherever you're, and they're for it, and she's for it, then, OP, I say to you; FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. Just wreck it like your dick were a steel beam and your balls, two great wrecking balls with which to destroy that pastry and fill with your icing.

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>>34292852
>>34292875
>that you're awkwardly forced to interact with your niece
Not forced. I actually hanging around with her, and would do most stuff without anyone pushing it, it's just that they go voerboard sometimes

>Be me going out to a friend's(female) house
>"Anon you're going to (female)'s house?"
>"Yeah why?"
>"Suspicious, I will tell (niece) about it, don't step out of the line, you hear me?"
>And they actually told her
Not that it was a big deal me going there, but seriously: why? They made her jealous for no fucking reason. Other examples: if I go take an icecream or just idk, buy a shirt, they throw the "Why don't you bring (niece) with you?". Fuck, when I lost my job her mom fucking said at the dinner table "You should find another one soon, my daughter is not going to marry a lazy unemployed retard". And she did it with a fucking straight face.
Or my sister asking me if I was gay when I said that I had no plans on dating (niece).
And these are just few examples.

>>34292879
We do have 2 cousins that dated for a while, though they were gay, so everyone hated them by default. The incest was way more of a minor problem.

>>34292920
>>34292903
>trusting the atheist jew

cousin marriage is totally cool as long as you do it every other generation. Hell, could porbably get away with for 3 straight generations assuming healthy stock.

It just takes 1 external breed to reset the recessive genes.

>>34292599

Actually kys you perverted pedo

Just do it. 14 isn't that old, and it's not like you're going to get a better chance than this.

>>34293108
What country is this? a

>>34292883
>it's a there are more social cues other than sexual attraction and not sexual attraction post

>>34293405
Consider your monkey brain causes you to see things that aren't there, and since it's a chance for you to get laid you won't use logic to deconstruct why you might think your cousin wants to fuck you.

You're going to make a move and completely RUIN her opinion of you forever.

>>34292920
Probably OP alreadly looks like that.

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>>34293455
I KNOW for a fact that she likes me. She told someone and the rumor spread in the family.
Also, I'm OP, not the guy you're talking with.

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>animeposter, incestposter, emotionallyincompetentposter

>has a motorcycle and I dont

>>34293455
>Hurrr durr it's complicated

No you faggt

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>>34292599
you are twenty years old evaluating the looks of a fourteen year old.

just step back and look at that lol. you're probably a virg so you're starved and can't see what's wrong with this, but seriously, don't be an idiot.

i'm 23. I've been around friend's families and I can definitely notice when someone younger is crushing. Whenever that happens, I think it's endearing, and I always try to set an example for what type of guy she should be looking out for. Responsible, mature, accountable. These are the values you should be demonstrating.

Don't take advantage of her. If it's meant to be, it will be once her brain develops some rational thinking skills.

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>>34292599
Your government can give us permission to arrest you due to the fact that you're posting about it on an American website, so we'll be at your door soon, m9

>>34293108
Dude what 3rd world shit hole do you live in where they're actually trying to set you up with your niece. That's weird as shit.

Bang her though, fuck it.

>>34293529
I guess she's just 14 and thinks memes are real life. She's just being stupid and will regret it, since OP is clearly a failure but who am I to supercede their country's age of consent laws.

No one will die if they fuck, but please don't ask for endorsement of this behavior.

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>>34293540
it isn't hard. pay $300 for an MSF weekend course, get your endorsement after passing, bring it to the DMV and pay the $10 to get an M class applied to your license, and you're fine (assuming you live in america.)

There are some great examples of starter bikes (ninja 250/300) starting from $600 if you are great at prowling craigslist. People are gonna start selling bikes soon since tax returns are coming up, so now is the time to look. Although $600 is low price, don't shy away from dropping $1200-$1500 on something in better condition. One thing to note is that starter bikes generally retain their value because there are always beginners out there.

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My cousin's the same way with me. I'm 27, she's 17. I don't know why she's latched onto me specifically. I wanna hit that, but not badly enough to deal with all the problems it could cause.

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>>34293540
Just get a job and you will have one too. If you can't get a job, study and then do it. Or since you're such a social butterfly, just talk your way into a good job.
>Mfw I used to sell motorcycles to buy mine

>>34293589
>you are twenty years old evaluating the looks of a fourteen year old.
>just step back and look at that lol
We are both in this website and you're surprised that I'm fucked up on the inside? Just step back and bee urself xDDD

>I think it's endearing, and I always try to set an example for what type of guy she should be looking out for. Responsible, mature, accountable. These are the values you should be demonstrating.
Well so far I've deepen her love for anime, taught her how to cheat on tests and that she never should get in a fight unless she is planning to commit murder. So I guess I'm doing pretty decent.

>>34293598
Haha good luck fighting the local militia to get me you cucks

>>34293675
Well, if she is a cousin then it's a bit better. Even though most people would look weird to you, it's not like you're going to fuck her and the image of your brother's disappointed face would come to your head.
Also, sex between cousins is more common than most people think.

>>34292599
>platonic crush

>>34293767
>dude u must b such a social butterfly if you don't misinterpret platonic signals so badly that you want to fuck your own cousin lmao
>dude btw I used to be a salesman (the most "social butterfly" tier job) for a living and I'm not even old enough to rent a car lmao
really

>>34293767
It's mostly the age that weirds me out. That and the fact she picked me, of all people, to latch onto. Even out of our cousins, I'm probably the second-worst choice. I'm not that bothered by her being my cousin because I was sleeping with my older cousin for a while as a teenager. She's not 10 years older than me though.

>>34293589
>le numbers are too different arguement

he should totally just kill the part of his brain that has natural attraction LOL XD -- wait a minute now he has ED, fuggg

>>34293767
you most definitely are some sort of southeast asian lmao. or filipino.

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>>34293814
It really helps out when you know the manager and he just let's you work there as long as you don't fuck up too much. Also at the time I was looking bikes t obuy so I had some info on them and it made a bit easier to talk with the costumers.
Though I got fired for not hitting some quota shit.

>>34293847
Am I?

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>>34293945
Where the fuck are you from anon? Is that something that's not taboo where you live? I mean, my uncle married his cousin's daughter, and nobody thinks it's that bad and it's legal in the US.

>>34292920
>Hybrid Vigor
It's not the 1800s, Grandpa.

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>>34293108
>We do have 2 cousins that dated for a while, though they were gay, so everyone hated them by default. The incest was way more of a minor problem.

I have the same. Just wait a couple years and it'll be reversed, she'll hate you for what you are.

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>>34294218
Dating your cousin or a family member is generally seen as something bad, but almost no one cares if you dicked your cousin once or twice, even more if you're both teens or grew together. We even got a saying for that kind of stuff.
Also I'm not sure if it's legal. I know that marrying mother/father/brother/sister is ilegal, and probably uncles and aunties, but no sure about cousins and others.
And not telling me country, it's been fun make you all guess it.

>>34294923
>tfw you're polish faggot

Keep in mind that if you make things awkward, that awkwardness is going to stay with you for life, unlike any relationship you could have with a non-family member.

>>34295310
That applies to any relationship with wimmin because they are retarded

>>34292599
>having a niece or nephew only 6 years younger than you
man wtf, also kill yourself paedo

>>34292599
Hey Renko ;-)

>>34295698
One of my highschool friends had a niece who was a couple months older than him, uncle and niece both in the same year and class. Shit was weird.