>be me
>get to school 2 and a half hours early
>raining
>stay in car because I don't wanna get wet and I've got nowhere to be
>kinda have to take a leak
>rain lets up slightly
>decide to wait for the rain to let up a little more before I go outside
>begins raining heavily
>really have to take a leak now
What do I do?
>>34289943
piss yourself and blaim it on the rain
do you really have to consult an autistic forum for this?
>>34289943
Park in the handicapped spot
Piss out your car? Like crack the door and let it rip. What's someone going to do? Probably just look disgusted and walk the other way.
Fyoinxshv
>>34289943
Piss in a cup and toss it on the car next to you.
>>34289943
Drive out of the rain cloud, piss and go back to school.
>>34289999
CHECK'D
OREGAIRU
It's not letting up lads.
>>34290003
Too many people driving by.
>>34290011
>tfw no cup
>>34290096
>being so cucked you don't keep an umbrella in your car
>>34290096
JUST RUN NIGGA! RUUUUN!
>>34290117
I got one, but it won't do me much good. It's raining too heavily and it's too windy. I think I'm gonna go for it. I can't hold it for an hour and a half.
I'm back. I'm cold and wet, but I no longer have to pee. The rain and wind stopped just as I made my way back to my car. If I had waited a few more minutes, I wouldn't have gotten as wet. Is God mocking me?