Has anyone ever actually been with their ideal gf/bf? If so what

>>34288778
Where the hell do you think you are, op?

>>34288778
grinned and then felt bad
still too soon.

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>>34288778
I had a qt 8/10 asian big butt gf for a bit more than a year, the only bad thing about her was her crooked teeth and aversion to birth control.

We broke up because too much engineering homework made me ignore her to get those bomb ass grades so yeah things went to shit.

I was quite happy actually, except for the pregnancy scares those were pretty terrible. The sex was great and she let me bareback her ass which was absolute heaven. Seeing her gaping asshole dripping with my manpower was absolute bliss.

Also the best part was seeing all of her weeaboo friends who wanted to bang her look at me like i was some sort of chad hitler because i got to hit that glorious piece of ass. I could taste the envy seething from them it was marvelous.

So now she broke up with me so i fucked her best friend secretly.

People might call fake and gay but idc believe me if you want to

>>34288977
Why did she break up with you?

Origami weeaboo

>>34289017

bc i didn't give her attention haha

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>>34289042
>dates 99% of robot's dream girl type
>doesn't give her love
Commence triggering

>>34289095

i know it sounds fucking retarded but i need those glorious STEM grades my man

also now i can fuck whoever i want, which is nice

i admit i miss the sex a lot, she liked to be tied up too so that was great.

I'm sorry i failed you all but no regrets

>>34288778
I like that t shirt

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I ended up finding a really good companion and am very happy but still frequent here.

I still think most women are shit but there are few decent ones out there.

Found her, tried long distance for about a month, turns out I was a rebound and she still liked her ex. We were super compatible, she just didn't see it happening while she still liked her ex (she was young and had only been in one relationship her whole life, it's understandable).

I'm not bitter about it though, I learned a lot and there were some silver linings. I know exactly what I want out of a relationship now, for example. We're still friends, though I suspect her interest in me even as friends is waning.

Finding your ideal is only half the battle. The other half is the fact that she's a person with her entire own set of preferences and memories and sometimes it just doesn't work out. I think this is why they say "don't marry someone you love, marry someone you get along with". In other words, settling is a good thing (to a point) and chasing an ideal is a bad thing.

hey guys,

>>met girl from germany online(turkish)
>>super cute fall in love
>>visit her LOVEEE
>>everything was awesome
>>breaks up with me over skype.
>> has a bf of 2 years


should feel alpha butttttt..... i tried to get her to move here.... laughted at me. so i guess it was never real in her head just a fling. 1 year ago... still think about her... sucks man

>>34288778
>implying ideal gf is someone who is edgy/likesanime/ or remotely likes what i like

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>>34289708
Sorry to hear anon. At least you are staying as positive as you can be about the situation.

>>34289768
Nobody is implying that

>>34288778
No, because my ideal gf cannot exist in this world.

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>>34289971
Assuming your fetishes are absolutely degenerate - when did they develop?

https://clyp.it/e0be1zpv

Tfw no bf

>>34290107
What kind of accent even is that?

>>34288778
Yes.
I'm dating her now, have been for 5 years and plan on proposing soon.
We are very happy together, very in love, and best friends.
Didn't start out that way, just started as a high school whatever romance. The thing is, anytime an issue came up between us, we learned how to deal with it and talk it out and always came out stronger for it. After a while, we just grew together and became each other's ideal bf/gf. Sort of like how relationships used to be.

tfw never met the "one"
I thoght I had, I fell in love for a couple of years, but the more I get to know her, the more I got disinteressed in her.


>>34290107
Tfw no gf

>>34290107
Trap?

Sounds like trap.

>>34290138
A weird mix but for arguments sake English

>>34290187
I had a guy like that too. Kind of lucky we both felt like that about each other

I rejected a girl who ended up being my ideal gf. Years later she confessed that she never got over me and we are together now. I almost let her get away and it makes me nervous just thinking about it.

I'm happy but that is very frowned upon on this board.


>>34290209
Most likely trap testing his voice training.

>>34290209
>>34290286
https://clyp.it/kok4jaux

>>34290107
Have you posted in mammi? You sound like that argentinian

>>34290317
What's mammi?

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>>34290215
Here's a virtual hug for you anon


I always wondered tho, what would have happen if I had grow the balls to confess her my feelings when I could.
It probably wouldn't last, but still...

>>34290344
Thanks anon. It is what it is.
It hurts a lot to dwell, I understand what it's like

>>34288778
Yes! I'm 5'6" and have a 5" dick and I have a QT 5'9" GF who likes suckling on it ^_^

>>34288778
Yes.
>pure virgin
>celtic elf maiden
>stacy and angel at once
>elegant, kind, loving, supportive
>cultured and loves philosophy, all subjs
>good amazing family, traditional
>she's smart and wants to be in healthcare
>not a normie to the internet, can talk about irc and deep web and memes
>ballet and plays instruments
>excellent taste in everything


i was together with her for 6-7 years but i broke up because i'm a robot. nothing satisfies me

>>34290149
This is exactly how I want my shit to go. Thanks for sharing, good luck friendo

>>34290533
Living the dream.

Good for you anon.
But you know the rules, so get out of r9k, enjoy your life.

>>34290560
(cont.)
>loyal
>speaks 5 languages
>we can appreciate a moment in silence
>not materialistic, appreciates small things
>positive, energetic, happy, bubbly, kind

i will die alone

>>34290574
but whyy?


seriously, why did you throw away someone like that?

>>34288778
My first girlfriend was an actual model. She used to do local clothing ads and stuff.
She was a massively fucked up individual. Our relationship lasted four years, and she cheated multiple times, and verbally abused me quite often. Sex was kinda lame, too. I didn't know at the time, because she was my first. But what a fucking dead fish. Most hot women are like that btw. They think their good looks enable them to sit there and do fuck all.
The prettier the woman on the outside, the uglier on the inside.

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>>34288778
Yes. Married her two years ago
>Shy
>Weeb
>Plays video games mostly
>Has full time job - makes more than me
>Cosplayer
>Very lewd tastes
>Likes the same shitty music I do

Only bad things are
>Doesn't cook
>Lazy when not at work
>Doesn't have any close friends - so she gets lonely easily if you don't give her enough attention

Which I have grown to accept.

>>34290560
You spoiled a pure virgin maiden before throwing her away when you knew you would be unhappy.

WHY. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
WHY

>>34290626
She was ugly, that's why.

>>34290630

Same experience here, anon.

>The prettier the woman on the outside, the uglier on the inside.

Remember that, robots. They will lie at first to seem like they are regular humans. Beautiful women are not human.

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>>34288820
Yes yes and yes friend. For almost ten years

>>34288778
I thought I did, a cute short haired tomboy, but I was still empty.
She never met my true self, I was always acting like a different person.

I'm afraid of intimacy yet it's the thing I crave the most, I'm afraid of giving someone the power to truly hurt me, so I left her before she left me.
It was 3 years ago, haven't been in a relationship since.

Anyone else feel the same? Am I broken?

I was for just a few months but then she said I creeped her out by being too quiet and awkward and said she didn't want to date anybody anymore.

I don't know what happened to her then but she's very pretty so I have to think she just constantly juggles lots of different guys' attention.

>>34290729
stop samefagging bitch

>>34290626
>>34290701
i'm jk i was never with her lol she's too pure

>>34290060
The problem is that my ideal gf is
>girl(female)
>skinny or average
>virgin
>loves me
>enjoys the same geeky autistic hobbies

Although if she was into my crossdressing and mild feminization fetish it couldn't hurt

yes
I had to move for work, she's still in school
Yeah we're still together, I'm visiting her next weekend

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>>34289191
>also now i can fuck whoever i want, which is nice

I dunno if you have autism and can't empathise with other people, but you're coming across as a massive fucking cunt right now

>>34291365
>>girl(female)
Yeah obviously
>>skinny or average
I don't care about build / height / aesthetics
>>virgin
Yes
>>loves me
Obviously this is a given. But I wouldn't mind (ultra) clingyness
>>enjoys the same geeky autistic hobbies
Yeah

Where do I find these girls /r9k/?

>>34291365
>crossdressing

Wow. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you fucking faggots.

You don't even deserve to be called a man

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>>34291365
You're just being negative. Of course those are perfectly reasonable qualities that plenty of women have. The only one that might not be easy to find in a women over age 21 is being a virgin which is a huge meme on this board for some reason.

>>34291487
Yeah had to ignore this dude after that last comment.

>>34291536
Don't you know? This site gradually turns you into a gay Nazi.

>>34291582
To be honest I just want to be sexually exclusive to my wife and vice-versa. Hence asking for another virgin.

>>34291596
Yeah, I know. I don't have a problem against gays, I just think a dude in a skirt is completely fucking retarded.

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>>34291678
Thats perfectly fine anon just know that normal people start having sex in their teens. At age 25 for every 100 virgin male robots there is maybe 1-2 female virgins at the same age.

Girls who are not virgins are imo much more secure in what they want and with their bodies which alleviates a number of relationship problems right off the bat.

Of course girls with a large number of partners like 20-30+ add other problems so there is a middle ground that would be ideal.

I got in trouble about 7 years ago for sleeping with my cousin. She was 15, I was 22. After some years passed, she contacted me and we became friends. Some time passed and we became lovers again. I've never been happier. I can't speak for her, but I hope I can marry her someday. Call me whatever you want.

I've never been with anyone. But if I ever am, it won't be my ideal because my ideal doesn't exist in the 3D form.

>>34288778
In my last year high school I dated a qt3.14 for just about four months.
>Redish hair
>Freckles
>Had big beautiful eyes and a cute nose
>Kind of tall but not taller than me. She was like 5'8 I'm 6'1
>Shared a bunch of the same interests
We never went past kissing but to this day I still haven't felt the same way about somebody as I have about her. She was almost perfect.
She couldn't make time for me though, she had too much going on. I got frustrated at this, and she broke it off.

I miss her. I could never talk to anybody like I could to her.

>>34288778
Terrible.
> They were ideal
> fell in love
> Disappeared periodically.
> saw a snapshot picture of them with another person. Caption ' with this one <3'
> started responding with thumb up signs
> grandma died. Thumb up sign
> Found out they were sleeping with 3 other people simultaneously
> Broke my heart
Not so ideal. Wasted a year of my life t b h

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>>34292887
God job on still caring about using the fucking CORRECT PRONOUN.

>>34288778
Who's the person in the picture?

>>34289191
>needing to study

Stop being a brainlet brah

>>34288778
>Has anyone ever actually been with their ideal gf/bf?
Yes. She had an amazing body. Big dick sucking lips, juicy ass and nice titties. She was super submissive during sex calling me daddy and letting me eat and finger her ass whenever I want
>If so what happened?
I was cheated on
>Were you happy?
Yes, very happy
>Are you still together?
fuck no

>>34288778
Yes anon i had her. She was far too young to stick with me anyways we met when she was 15 and left me right as she turned 17. I lobed her dearly but i fucked up .I abused her psychologically and it got to a point where it wasnt worth it for her anymore. She was literally 10/10 and very submissive and also called me daddy we had a great relationship. I miss her every single day.

>>34293088
Well I would refer to them as 'cuntbag no. 1' but, that's not v polite now is it.

>>34288778
No. All I want is a NEET girl to talk to.

>>34288778
I don't give a shit about this thread, but I know the girl read: trap in that photo. She originally posted it to a Smash Bros Melee Facebook group.