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GUYS
I have found a solution to the thoughts of suicide we feel when we are feeling lonely.
Take a shot.
It's that easy. Every time you think about killing yourself, take a shot. tfwnogf bothering you? Take a shot. Thinking about going to the hardware store and buying some rope? Take a shot.
Have next to you a bottle of the cheapest booze there is. If you ever need to go outside, take a hipflask of whatever spirit you like most.
This is legit the best idea I have had in years. I have been drinking for several days straight and a suicidal thought lasts no longer than a few minutes.
I actually feel happy, and merry.
Come on nigga it's that easy. Anti-depressants do fuck all. Booze is where it's at, son. If you are a rich bastard, you can even smoke some ganja too.
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Bump. More hommies need to know bout this
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Lol that bird fucking loves watermelon
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But I don't want to succeed.
I don't want friends.
I don't want a job.
I don't want my own house.
I don't want a gf or wife.
I don't want to travel.
I don't want to play vidya.
I don't want to go skydiving.
I don't want to be close to my family.
I don't want to try.
I just want to put a bullet through my head.
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>>34288504
>tfwnogf bothering you
This guy has clearly thought about killing himself quite a bit today
The liquor is starting to get to him
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>>34289784
>This guy has clearly thought about killing himself quite a bit today
I do every day.
>The liquor is starting to get to him
It is. I have drunk half a litre of vodka and I feel fine. Gonna keep drinking every time I have a suicidal thought. It's like natural selection against bad thoughts.
Why get a gf to cure feeling this way, when I can just remedy the problem?
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>>34288504
I'd very quickly lose my job and my driver's license. Then I'd just blow my fuckin head off
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This is dumb and alcohol is for normalfags. Kill yourself faggot
>A thread died for this
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>>34289806
I am also one to choose substances over women every fucking time
Women are literally human garbage and I have more than enough examples of it. Yeah it would be nice to get laid but I would rather get fixed up with a nice hit of dope
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Been doing this for years and now I've done irreperable damage to my body. People stopped pretending to care. It's just a band-aid.
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>>34289969
>driving enough to be able to lose your driver's license
normie pls go
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>>34288504
And if your too suicidal you'll eventually die of alcohol poisoning dude you are a genius!
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>>34291937
Exactly, my man.
This is a problem that solves itself.
All you gotta do is go full Darwin on your suicidal thoughts.
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