>last name is Galifianakis (no relation to zach) >everyone

pls be my gal with no tits gf

>>34282914
I DO HAVE TITS THEY'RE JUST SMALL

>>34282940
You sound really cute anon and the way you reacted was cute af too

Get a boob job, gal with no tits.

>>34282940
POST SMALL TITS.you sound like your really cute

>>34282940
>tfw no indignant flat gf

How small are those titties for people to say you have no tits

Chestlets should be burned

>>34282894
Big tits are gross desu

>>34282940
THATS WHY I WANT YOU TO BE MY GF

>>34282894
my tits are probably bigger than yours, wanna be my rrgf?

Girls call me guy the with the huge dick

when i was 19 i dated a girl who had smaller tits than me it was funny. she ended up dumping me because i kept joking about how i'm more of a woman than she is.

>>34282894
When a small breasted girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to your heart.

>>34282894
What is your natural hair color? Since you are Greek. My friend and are arguing. I say all the modern Greeks have black hair and he says some have brown and red.

>>34283176
Or maybe it was because you are a fat fuck

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>>34283192
now i want a small boob gf even more

thanks you asshole

>>34283199
my hair is black

>>34283205
i go to the gym 4 days a week now while i find a new job. i was a fat fuck back then tho

>>34283237
You sound like the ideal gf honestly

>>34283258
literally all you know about me is my hair color and that I have small tits

>>34283266
Thats literally all I need to know.

>>34283266
You can assume a lot of shit from the fact that you post on r9k.

>>34283266
>small breasts
>low self-esteem
>black hair
>anime-tier response further up in the thread
>broken enough to post on /r9k/
>nerdy enough to post on 4chan at all
>posts femanon feels image
>uses the word literally
>clearly well versed in meme culture
>most likely short

Post throwaway.

>>34283311
This
You literally sound perfect

>>34283311
Too perfect, she may have a dick

>>34283333
I honestly don't even care desu.

Be honest, are you ugly?

Original oregano

you people aren't asking the important questions

fat butt or no butt?

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>>34283428
>Be honest, are you ugly?
judge for yourself

yes I know I'm myspace angling but i don't have any other pictures of me

>>34283508
I don't think any man would be ashamed to walk down the street with this girl next to him.

>>34283508
Holy shit I think I love you.

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>>34283508
christ why is that picture so fuckin big

but you're a cute wanna be my gf? I'm 6'8"

>>34283508
Hey, how open are you to watching old movies?

>>34283508
GOD DAMN IT FEMBOT DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OTHER ORBITERS. Be MY gf.

>>34283508
Holy shit, get the fuck off this board, your worthless cunt.

You could go out and get a date or make friends right now at your whimsy. Get. The. Fuck. Out. You Fucking Normie.

>>34283508
Why is there an attractive female posting on /r9k/?

>6 (you)s in 2 minutes

Women can't be robots.

And there it is. We scared her away.

>>34283508
I wanna make you the 'gal with me in bed'

>>34283508
You are literally the best looking girl I've ever seen on this board wtf

>>34283508
fucking time stamp or this is bullshit

im going with bullshit because no girl this cute would post here

>>34283508
>that angle
you're probably like a 6 at best front on

>>34283591
Of course. Someone like that posts, she'll be overrun by this board's extreme thirst.

If she does post contact, she'll literally have 10+ anons contacting her and can pick and choose like any other stacy.

>>34283508
>And here's another girl that won't ever be my gf.

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>>34283508

You're pretty. Like 6-7/10.

So, why are you attention whoring on here ?

>>34283508
I'll be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on you.

>>34282894
I would probably call you Zach, or whatever his fictional twin brother's name was. Chip, maybe?

>>34283508
On second thought I'd just call you qt3.14

>>34283620
>you're probably like a 6 at best front on
yeah

>>34283873
I think this is girl is at least a solid 7

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>Greek
Do you know Marina? Tell her to be my gf when you see her

m-maybe you could talk to me.

She's gone, fellas. It's over

>>34283987
>She's gone
I'm still here

EVERY FUCCKING TIME. THESE FEMBOTS GET ON HERE AND I SAY, TALK TO ME AND THEN THEY FUCKING LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

I've had enough of this shit, im really shaking right now every encounter with a girl in my life has been like this and i dont understand why.

>>34284023
stop gf begging you faggot

>>34284017
Stop playing with my heart, goddamnit, I'm fragile

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>>34283508
You post on here despite knowing full well you'd be able to LITERALLY ride Chad's cock by the end of the day

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>>34282894
No one cares. Now fuck off slut.

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Tfw no tiny tit gf

>>34283508
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

>>34284038
Yeah okay thats what i was doing, right.

None of us are EVER going to get her or anyone like her. Now let's all move on to other threads.

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>>34283508
Hi you are my gf now whats your discord

>>34282940
pls respond, even if you have a benis

>>34284017
Why make this thread if you don't really want to interact with people that respond?

>>34284130
I just wanted to vent, all these soc pieces of shit trying to fuck me is an unfortunate side affect.

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>>34284168
why don't you respond to
>>34284105
?
I don't want to fuck you I want to talk and play vidya and watch anime with you. And we can send each other memes

>>34284168
you're what we in the real world call a nice girl

>>34284168
True but what did you expect from /r9k/?

>>34284168
I just wanna watch movies with you, that's all

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34284168
You posted your picture though; you should have fucking known that would only generate orbiter requests, not real discussion.

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>>34284208
>>34284186
>>34284105
Go see a doctor and get that autism treated buddy

>>34284210
I know, I'm just explaining why I'm ignoring the requests

>>34284215
Fuck off, you fucking cuck. Kill yourself

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>>34284223
hello madam I am okay with you ignoring all the other people but what about

>>34284105
>>34284186

?

>>34284186
I haven't watched anime in years and barely play video games anymore

>>34284327
Not that anon but what do you do in your spare time then?

>>34284335
My only real hobby is singing, by myself and in a choir on weekends.

>>34284249
Holy shit FUCK OFF you pathetic retard. What do you expect her to do you desperate cunt? Start some RP long distance relationship with a complete stranger from a forum dedictated to losers who have no motivation or ability to make anything of their lives, after she's specifically said she isn't interested?

>>34284223
you're probably getting off to it ....

srsly how did you guys fall for this attention whoring roastie?

>>34284375
I j-just wanna watch movies with her. FUCK. Why is it so hard to find a cute girl to watch kino with

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>>34284375
Y....yes. Maybe...

>>34284375
Also, nigga, why are you defending her like she's your gf or some shit. You white knight faggot

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>>34283025
I never asked etc

>>34284414
he's defending this board from parasites like you

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>>34283311
It's the most perfect girl I've ever heard of and she will never love me

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>>34283508

FUCKING FUCK OFF ATTENTION SEEKING ROASTIE WHORE

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

GO RIDE CHAD'S COCK

HERE'S YOUR (YOU)

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34284429
You don't even know me, what in the fuck are you even talking about? This board is no different from the many other boards on this site, just faggots who think they're special because they have problems. Guess what? We all have problems, you faggots, get over it

>>34284463
gf begging and contact fagging belongs on /soc/

>>34284463
Kill yourself you normie faggot

No surprise that wasn't original

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>>34283508
that pic is from 2015 btw. you guys got baited jesus fucking christ

>>34284210
Yeah!
>>34284168
be my gf & pls respond

>>34284479
I'm far from 'normie', you fucking idiot. I have a mental illness. I'm literally less normie than you and I'm NEET, but at least I'm trying to fix that.

Holy fuck you guys are pathetic. It's not even a timestamped photo you dumb cunts

>>34284489
where did you find it? I need it for... reasons

>>34284475
This is what /soc/ was before it became /soc/. People can give their contacts out if they want, it's literally not against /r9k/ rules.

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>>34284489
This fucking hacker

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>>34284489
>>34284530
never mind I just mirror flipped the image

>>34284511
This how are there no tits or gtfo posts? You're all fucked.

>>34284566
Damn she still hot af though

>>34284566
I'm all about them (You)s

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>>34284566
>just turned 30
>tfw no 32-33 year old flat chested girlfriend

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How many Chad dicks do you think she's taken?

faek n ghey