The year is 2017 and you have 20.17 seconds to explain why you

>>34282458
I don't have a piss, scat, or baby fetish.

>>34282472
those are not real reasons

>>34282458
I'm not emotionally stunted

>>34282472
This, and I am a grown adult.

>>34282458
not into the piss and shit part of ageplay?

>>34282458
Only women should be diapered so I can be their daddy.

Can't afford them right now, can't justify dropping 20 dollars for temporary degeneracy lewds.

Rhe two Bambinos are stored away because I'm too large to fit them.

So i'm saving them until I lose weight.

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>>34282458
Because I'm not a literal man baby?

>>34282534
>anime
>on r9k
oh dear

I have a masculine penis

Because it feels and looks stupid just like babies?

>tfw have to wear diapers because of a spinal disease, shit and piss myself
>there are people who fetishize what has literally ruined and destroyed any chance of me having a normal life

>>34282458
Because it looks really uncomfortable.

>spending money on something you're literally going to shit on

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>>34282541
Where do you think you are? This is a malaysian mosaic board

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>>34282458

degenerate and disgusting.

get some help.

>>34282609
I would rid myself 100% of the diaper fetish if I could

>>34282589
I bet you buy toilet paper

>>34282576
Isn't that good for you? It means you are someone's fetish.

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I don't have a prolapsed anus like the OP

>>34282458
Because I'm a normie and proud

>>34282458
Is this b8?
Please let this be b8.

>>34283139
Amen, this needs to stop...

>>34283341
no i am a girl who is diapered 24/7

>>34283341
OP here and no it isn't. I haven't used the toilet in a month.

>>34283416
>>34283389
And, pardon for sounding rude, why? Why do you need to do this? I understand it's a fetish, albeit a disgusting and deplorable one; but a fetish at the end of the day.

I dont have a diaper fetish, or an ageplay fetish or anything, personally I dont wear diapers but its very considerable, as I would have a longer time before having to get out of my chair

need a daddy

>>34283727
Because it's 2017 and diapers are the future

>>34283416
You're not alone OP. I want diapers but I don't live alone so tighty whities are the next best thing for me. If I actually mustered up courage to buy them I'd never leave my chair

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>>34282458
Because even robots, the lowest of the average human society are above wearing diapers.

>>34284045
>because it is *insert current year* so we should do *insert activity*
No they're not, they are unnecessary.

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>>34284045
Come on guys its [the current year]

I didn't ask to like diapers, I just do.
What does that make me.

I'm a halfway functioning human being

>>34284131
Yeah and so what? I will keep wearing them for as long as I can afford to.

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>>34282458
are you the guy who is posting his room regulary in those show your room threads? the guy with the girl panties and soldering iron?

>>34284277
No I'm not him but I have seen that guy too

>>34284247
>they are the future
>anon: they are unnecessary
>yeah, so what
Hint: unnecessary things are not the things of the future, otherwise people with big shiny rims on their car would've been time travelling by now

>>34282458
Because i am not a toddler.
/thread

>>34284470
Wear them for a month and see if you still think that.

>>34282458
It's not natural, for one.

Every animal in nature pisses or shits out into the open and then goes away and forgets about the piss and shit.

Having a bit of fabric holding that piss and shit onto your skin is a highly degenerate thing, as well as being pretty bad for your skin, think about all the bacteria in that shit.

It's acceptable for very small children for practical reasons (ie. we're not animals we don't want piss and shit all over our furniture/ carpet/ house) but the buck stops there when they learn how to use our toilets.

>>34284771
Um I've never had any negative experiences in all my time wearing them. You just have to learn how to take care of yourself.

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Master race reporting. :3

>>34282458
Because I'd rather freeball in some comfy sweatpants if I wasn't so paranoid I'd go pantsless with just a comfy baggy shirt

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I pity my fellow robots who don't know the feel of a thick, wet, warm squishy diap being vibrated against your lewd bits with a magic wand.

There is truly no better feeling.

bcuz im not a fuckin infant u degenerate

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yo do you have a dick?

I completed my potty training many years ago, and my muscles have only grown stronger since. Anyone else /bigboy/ here?

>>34282490
They sell adult diapers in every health section

>>34282458
Because I don't have any money and I live with people, but I want to try it. What's it like, anon? Will it make me feel little and safe and loved again?

Soggy diapers best diapers.

>>34282458
that is cute

>OGLAMPORT

I just want to sleep in a diaper and not have to get up to use the bathroom. Morning is easy cleanup in the shower and slip on a fresh diaper or tighty whities after. Sitting down all day with a loaded diaper sounds nice too tbqh

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robots deserve death

>tfw no mommy gf to get you into wearing diapers

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>>34287672
life is suffering originally

>>34287614
What's the appeal of a loaded diaper to you, anon?

I'm more into piss so it's something I've been curious about, as to why people enjoy it etc.

No offense intended, anon.

>>34287803
Just a degenerate when it comes to fetishes. I like the filthiness of it.
>scat and piss fetish
>fat fetish

I'm so ashamed but my duck just gets too hard

>>34287958
Fair enough, I guess that makes sense. Try not to feel too shitty about it, though, as long as you're not really harming anyone, then whatever makes you (and/or your dick) happy.

It could be worse anyway, you could be a furfag like me

>>34287986
Ty anon. Hopefully I don't bother anyone if I "accidentally" load my diaper in public I don't have time for restrooms

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>>34287202
Yes. Although it still won't fill the void from >tfw no mommy gf
>What's it like
Cushy, comfy, crinkly, sp00ky if you wear around others and are trying not to get caught.

>>34288299
That looks like a pretty comfy setup, anon. Gotta have that cool air blowing on you during changes.

>>34282458
This is why Europe and America in decline.

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>>34287986
Could be worse anyway, you could be a diaperfurfag... which I'm not
>>34288571
Thank you, famalamanon. I actually keep it off while changing because it's too chilly otherwise. ;-;777
>>34288577
no

Diapers are cute but they're only cute on girls. I'm an ugly hairy guy so I have no reason to try to look cute.

However, if I wear a cute girl, you bet I'd be wearing diapers.

>>34288843
They're fun to wear in public and you want to hide it. Sleeping in them is nice because you can just use the bathroom without getting up

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http://www.xvideos.com/video13136169/jake_gets_caught_stealing_diapers
JUST

>>34282458
I'm not a 1 year old, and I don't have a fetish.