Your job is to regulate the cat population on this cat island.

Legalized cunting.

>>34282074
introduce dogs

>>34282112
lol Cats tear the shit out of most dogs.

antifreeze in water puddles

>>34282158
>this is what catfags actually believe

>>34282158
.t deluded catfag

Introduce wahhabist islam to the local rodent population, train them to carry out suicide bombings.

>>34282074
Build little cat houses and educate the littlecattos on safe sex by holding speeches in the local town square.

put cat nip everywhere and create an entire island of doped up cats that dont do anything

Just feed them poisoned food that or trap neuter release. A shotgun would be ideal but I doubt that would be legal.

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>>34282074
bring in the chinks

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catfags actually think pussies are any match for this. What dogs did you have in mind, jack russells and poodles? lmao

>>34282253
Hah,I was just about to say open up a Chinese restaurant.

>>34282074
Ruger 10/22

kill everyone on the island and become one with the cats.

>>34282273
Dogs have only one weapon: their teeth. While the dog is killing one cat with its one mouth, many cats will be clawing its eyes and biting its throat. The cats need not even kill; those big dogs turn into big pussies when they get clawed up.

>>34282074
kill some cats

>>34282362
Are you retarded or something? Cats aren't pack animals.

>>34282158
Dogs regularly kill cats. Or at least mine does.
I got into a shitfest with the neighbors because their fucking cat got out and my dog murderated it. He's killed two others that have also found their way into my backyard.

>>34282198
I'm reminded of this Demetri Martin show sketch where they sold a mice-extermination solution that basically caused a holy war among the mice

Wish I could find it.

introduce a foreign species that displaces and negatively affects cat breeding
just like europe

>>34282505
You have the analogy all wrong though. Europeans weren't susceptible to the foreign species until they were infected with the parasite known as Jews

>>34282074
Bring a Ruger 10/22 and as many Ruger BX-25 and maybe a few drums.

TNR programs, take the kittens and friendly enough adults to low stray populated communities and fix/adopt them out. put regulations in place against free-roaming outdoor housecats.

>>34282158
I work with animals and love both, but you're full of shit unless you're talking very small submissive or old toy breeds

>>34282505
If this actually worked, they still wouldn't have such a problem with cats as an invasive species and killing their native wildlife

the problem lies in unfixed free roaming outdoor housecats that reproduce over and over again and feeding into feral cat populations

>>34282253
I fucking hate chinks. I had a Korean neighbor who tricked me into eating soup with cat meat in it.

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>>34282074
Go around with a rifle shooting them all

>>34282112
>>34282253
>>34282291
>>34282406
>>34282572

This thread is the ultimate weapon: the edge cuts me, and the content gives cancer.

>>34282074
Import lots of birds and squirrels.

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>>34282738
You would rather they all starve to death because there are too many cats and not enough food?

Don't be a fag, grab a gun and help out.

>>34282074
Neuter enough that the the population will be significantly decreased, while leaving a sizeable amount to attract tourists to my little japanese backwater.

>>34282074
just build some cat shrines and shit, neuter enough so their population doesn't explode
problem solved, nobody is going to complain about cats around the cat shrines

>>34282738
It's not that edgy. When I was in school, we had this teacher who would go around and shoot lots of cats at people's request because of >>34282773

>>34282773
Good point. How about sterilizing 75% though?

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>>34282074
>introduce feminism
>cats start giving up pussy for free
>cats have fewer and fewer kittens born
>dog refugees allowed onto cat island
>dogs start raping cats and murdering cats on streets
>20 years later caninistan is born

Make a trade deal with china

>>34282738
it's how you control a wild animal population

>>34282505
This, introduce fleas that then go out to brainwash the cats and have them open borders to any rat "refugees"

crush up tylenol into cat food and shotgun all the ones i can

>>34282738
Can we kill the edgy meme already? It was fun and relevant at first but now it's basically no fun allowed the meme

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>>34282273

Most of the time, the fight doesn't even start because dogs are too afraid.

really, cats win 1000000:1 if you count all these dog forfeits

>>34282738
Cats are roasties that reincarnated into an animal.
You can't prove me wrong.

>>34284665
>you have to be edgy to have fun/be funny
ffs

>catfags think their little nunu is gonna be able to go toe-to-toe with something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcC42XHryY

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>>34285145
>>34285145
probably would give up instantly vs. this cat

>>34285263
yes, except a dog you can actually own and find one of in America or Europe.

>>34282074
drug dueled cuddle puddles every night
I'd have a whole section of woods dedicated for this express purpose
there would be pillow and neon lights everywhere and I'd play music from my computer real loud

>>34284930
Not what I said idiot

>>34285567
Oh and this will be advantageous towards reducing the population in the end because I figure our reckless yet relaxed hedonism will cut years off of our lifespans

>>34285263

The verb there should be "startles." That tiger's not worried at all, it's curious.

>>34282074
Nothing. Seems alright to me as it is

>>34282253
This is in japan