>Have super cute mom with big tits >Mom is super drunk

You are a sick fuck OP. Who the fuck masturbates to their mom let alone consider raping them?

>>34280510
You really are a piece of shit OP hope you kill yourself

>>34280510
you have a porn addiction

Wouldn't she wake up covered in cum and kill you?

>>34280510
>be working trainee job at goodwills (yes im a wagecuck)
>this time im packaging all the books in gray plastic shipping bags and pasting the postal tag on it
>next book i grab is this horny looking kid staring up at this sexy girl
>read title
>My Beautiful Mommy
>mfw we sell books promoting incest

>>34280510
take you and your anime reaction image to the nearest trash compactor please thanks

>>34280663
This pretty much gives away how fake the story is, but OP is still a sick fuck.

>>34280663
Cum dries up in like 2 hours, have you never masturbated in your entire life?

>>34280510

take a pic of her tits and post em senpai

made up story

you probably don't even have a mom, people with a mom wouldn't think about this kind of stuff

>>34280663
If OP did absolutely nothing to clean it up which he would be stupid not to. Still even if he just let her clothes absorb it, it'd be dry by the time she woke up. The smell would be masked by the alcohol so he'd be in the clear.

>>34280799
>you probably don't even have a mom
Yeah I bet he was delivered by the stork from Santa's house.

>>34280510
das hot bro

>>34280510
Did you suck her tits?

>>34280510
>Am I a bad person, robots?
Nah,it's only bad if she wakes up.
I've hot dogged one of my sister friends before when when they came home drunk and passed out in the living room.
Not a single regret

My own mum is gross but I jerk off over mothers all the time.

>>34280727
>thinking someone who has had enough sex to be a mother wouldn't know what dried cum is

>>34281975
This.
Incest is amazing but I don't think about any of my family.

>>34280863
a mom in his life you dip

>>34280799
>people with a mom wouldn't think about this kind of stuff
That's wrong though you retard.

>>34280510
>anime pic
>any kind of sexual greentext

How you know for 100% that someone is bullshitting

>>34282031
Yeah it's weird when you grow up with family members.
I don't think about my younger sister like that all cause I've always been around her, but my older sister was already in college and moved out when I was going through puberty.

She's been staying with us for a few months, cause she's trying to find work and her degree is shitty and I can't stop fapping to her thick ass. Already creamed her used thongs a few times. I don't even think of her as my sister desu since she was never around

>>34282149
You would have a point if they were talking about slaying hundreds of pussy or something but creepily masturbating over your drunk mom is pretty much exactly what I expect here.

>>34282209
Yeah that's not really how it works. It doesn't matter whether they were around when you were going through puberty, what matters is were they there when you were a child. That's what the Westermarck effect is.

I have a sister that's 4 years older than me and she went to boarding school for high school. So she's been gone since I was around 10-11. I still can't think of her in any sort of a sexual context and I most definitely still view her as my sister.

I think you're just fucked in the head.

>>34280510
You have what's called "Wanker's regret", where you feel bad post-wank

>>34282346
>So she's been gone since I was around 10-11
10 was about the same for me too. Hmm, everyone's different I suppose..I mean yeah she's my sister, but not really. We were never that close though desu so that might be it.

I have best friends that I'd consider closer family than her.

>>34280510
>that feel when you want to grope and fuck mommy but she doesn't drink

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>>34282492
>she doesn't drink
She doesn't need to anon.
Off the counter, don't even need a prescription.

>>34282524
welp actually you do need a prescription, welp there's always NyQuil I guess

>>34282524
>don't even need a prescription.
where do you live?

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>>34282579
Yeah I was mistaken.
I'm sure there are alternatives though, just weaker sedatives

>>34282567
How are you meant to slip someone nyquil?

>>34282718
Pretty sure they have pill variants now

>>34282776
Ok... but do you trick someone into eating a pill, or crush it and put it in a drink, or ???

>>34282817
I would assume you just crush it, same with roofies. I've never done it before
Thankfully there are alchoholics in my house so I don't have to.

How do normies get hold of roofies / GHB / etc.?

Asking for a friend

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Mommies are to be loved, not raped.

Stupid degenerate filth.

Groping mommy is okay, tho

>>34280510

Pour vous, OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3396K7gkpM0

It's your biography

>>34280510
I have Oedipus complex too man.. I know exactly what you are talking about

But as intense as it feels in the moment you will be completely ashamed of yourself following whatever fantasy you have. Its all part of the condition the intense lust prior to doing the act and the immense shame guilt after you orgasm

I am actually about to go get help for it because I know it is the reason for why I am so fucked up and became a drug addict. This is a pretty serious thing, you should probably talk to someone because you are literally stuck somewhere in your childhood

>>34280727
This is hilarious.. what are your parameters, where's your study

>>34284031
Is it rape if mommy gets wet when you finger her while she sleeps

>tfw did this but went all the way a few times with mom when I was younger, early teens
>tfw later found out she knew and didn't care, let it happen

Too ashamed to ever feel comfortable around her again.

>>34284478
Yeah see this is what you want to avoid, because now you will never get back a decent relationship with your mother.. its just honestly not worth it

Thing with Oedipus complex is a startling lack of impulse control and I mean dangerously so

If you have this you need help its honestly not a joke

>>34284478
If you knew she didn't mind, why wouldn't you keep doing it???

If my mom was ok with it I'd raw dog her every day of the fucking week. I hope your post is a joke because I'm legit angery right now.

>>34280668
Isn't goodwill like a store to by hand-me-downs?
Also kek

>>34284534
Get a girlfriend

Why do you want to fuck your mom

>>34284507
Honestly it was more our of curiosity than being attracted to her, I wasn't and am not.

>>34284534
No this was years later that I found out she let it happen. At the time it was always a very scary thing and I had immense guilt over it but thought she never knew. Years later found out she did know but by then I'd long since stopped doing it.

>>34284478
So instead of acknowleding it and making your relationship closer than ever, you decide to freeze her out and make things weird?

I hate to say it but you've fucked up in this situation by not continuing to fuck her m8.

>>34284563
How did you find out she knew? did she tell you straight up, or found a diary entry, or what?

>>34284560
I like MILFs and I have and incest fetish, deal with it nerd

>>34284590
I was young and stupid and afraid of what would happen. Honestly though I wouldn't want a relationship or anything like that, I said I wasn't attracted to her it was more a young and curious thing that I took too far.

>>34284623
It came up sort of in conversation, my heart froze and I tried to ignore it. Later on I asked her more directly and she confirmed that she always knew and just let it happen. She said it was a healthier outlet than going to porn and never involving with girls.

>>34284687
Well, the relationship thing is fair enough. Although you could have had a totally sweet FWB arrangement lol.

That convo must have been mortifying though

>>34281876
>>34280510
>women who get drunk and pass out
All of them are massive whores

>>34284777
I legitimately thought about killing myself for a few weeks after because of it.

>>34284478
Lmao you fucking retard.

The reason she let you do it is because she's a massive used up whore with no husband.
If any father was around they would have ensured you grew up to be a man non a mommy fucking little bitch

This is why the board is full of fuck up losers nobody would date. Why would a girl want to date a mommy's boy who even needed to lode their virginities to mommy LMAO

>>34284777
>Although you could have had a totally sweet FWB
You can't have a FWB with your own mother idiot
This thread is about non fetishizers who did it

>>34284641
Yeah there are fetishes

But its a very thin line because fetishizing it means you get off to it. I mean I probably did way too much acid so obviously I am going to try to figure it out instead of blindly giving into my drives especially one as degenerate and godless as this one

You only think about incest because obviously you want your mom or your sister there really is no "in-between."

Just you have to ask yourself whether your going to act on those urges or keep them to yourself.

Eventually you will. When it gets potent enough.

>>34284927
In my case, if I thought she'd be into it I'd have already made a move. But she has never shown interest and I'm not going to rape her.

>>34284868
>Can't have an FWB with your own mother
literally why not