WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO EAT AND EXCHANGE GBPS FOR TREATS MOMMY GIVES

>>34280313
>Publix
How come I could never find any robots when I was down in Florida for New Years?

I mean I get that they probably keep to themselves but what the fuck why the sudden influx of Floridian Robots?

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>>34280313
GO TO KROGER WITH NEETBUX
THANKS OBAMA THANKS SO MUCH
GET MY TENDIES ON THE CARD
WHILE YOU WAGIES WORK SO HARD
GET A CASE OF /SIPS/ FOR FREE
WATCHING ALL THE WAGIES REE
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF TARDS
SWIPE THOSE TENDIES ON MY CARD
THIS LITTLE PIGGY FOREVER ALONE
REE REE REE ALL THE WAY HOME

How do so many people know about Publix?

>>34280424
I'm an FL bot and I've been on 4chan since 2007.

I stayed in my room during New Years, what do you expect?

>>34280453
I'm from Ft. Myers
any other robots from southwest florida?
lets go everblades

>>34280453
because people go to florida for disneyland and they eventually go to publix for groceries while on vacation. thats how I know about it anyway

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>>34280453

OP's pic is a meme from /hoc/ general on /sp/

>>34280453
Jason genova work there, thats how i know.
>scotlandfag

>>34280313
>He doesn't eat subway

You my friend are a pleb.

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>tfw no publix gf to give me my sample slice

>>34280453
I'm from atlanta

>>34280313
I work at publix AMA

Store number: 1347

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>mfw I work in the Publix Deli

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>>34280313
Never been there before. Do they stock any veganfaggot food on their shelves?

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>>34283392
ever see any qts there Anon?

Why is publix posting and neet poetry in general so fucking funny?

>>34283392

You got it bad? I'm Customer Service and I get people returning their tenders after they've already finished them.

>>34284892
They tuck it all away in it's own small section of most stores if they're big enough called "Greenwise".

They also have specified Greenwise Markets that are dedicated to stuff like that I think.

I know just about everything about Publix and it's history. I'm fucking obsessed with this company. AMA

>>34280424
>>34281600
Possibly living in Florida this summer, is it a decent place to be a bot?

>>34281600
A-are you me?


>>34283392
Wow your life is garbage


Also can someone make a pepe at trader Joe's? Im a big fan. Much better than pooblix

>>34286481
It's fucking hot and moist.

Beyond that, it's okay. Full of freaks. I see around two midgets every week.

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>Stop and Shop doesn't even make sandwiches at the deli counter

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>>34285811
>AMA
Okay.
When you say that you're obsessed with the company, how do you mean?
In a negative way, like you've a vendetta against them because you worked for them, but they laid you off for some (il)legitimate reason(s), or you are/were or aren't/weren't employed by them and just really like shopping there, or you just know a lot of trivia to do with the company, or some other way I've not written here?
I thought it was interesting how enthusiastic you seem about it is all.
Also, is Publix like the east coast equivalent of Safeway/Wholefoods?
I ask because I'm sure neither exists on the opposite end of the country, though I may be wrong.

>>34286810
Floridafag, we have both Whole Foods and Safeway here

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Wegmans, motherfuckers.
Anyone who hasn't been inside one knows nothing of buffalo chicken tendie subs/delicious food in general.

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>>34286834
do you also have oats there 'cause y'all gave me your voats so now give me your oats oinkkk

>>34286810
>When you say that you're obsessed with the company, how do you mean?
I have some odd attraction towards it. been working there since 14. been customer service rep since 17.

>is Publix like the east coast equivalent of Safeway/Wholefoods?

I don't know, I don't shop anywhere else, and I've never left the south.

>>34286834
Thanks, Anon. Although I am still curious about that other Anon's self proclaimed obsession with Publix, I suppose they're away at the moment, so I'll have to wait and hopefully not fall asleep if/before they answer my question, lol.
Anyways, do Floridians also have grocers like Lazy Acres, Sprouts, Fresh and Easy, and Winco?

>>34287042
Oops, you just answered as I wrote that I was eagerly anticipating your answer to somebody else. Nice.

>>34287042
Surely you must shop elsewhere for things other than groceries, unless they also carry household products, clothing and other things.

>>34286998
Not really. We have strawberries and oranges, if you want those.

>>34287059
I have never heard of any of those!
We have the forementioned places, plus Winn Dixie, Costco, Fresh Market, Albertsons, Aldi, super target, and lots more.
Plus many small grocers and farmers markets

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>>34287139
>farmers markets
mmmmm jelly toobeeonnest
fresh produce a best, A BEST

>>34287097
but then it wouldn't be comparing it to Publix.

it'd be like trying to compare shopping at Best Buy/MicroCenter/Gamestop and shopping at Burger King/McDonalds/Wendys. You can't do one and not the other without alternatives.

To answer your question that wasn't a question, Publix DOES sells household products to an extent. We sell Bleach and Detergent and cleaning stuff like that, and while it is very limited, we also sell glassware, foilware, and silverware.

The only electronics we sell are batteries, and like, 3 different chargers and earbuds. Some stores that are closer to the beach, like mine, also sell sandals. Nothing big.

Most stores also have the rent-out vacuum service RugDoctor, but that isn't owned by or affiliated with Publix.

>>34287195
Yeah definitely. Theres a farmstand down the road from my house. Its only open a few months a year though.

I just got a subway lads

U mad

>>34287348
no. you should be mad you didn't get a chicken tendies sub instead.

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>>34287206
Were there ever any Borders bookstores in Florida, (they've been out of business since the beginning of this decade or so) and do you have Barnes & Noble bookstores and/or any other major bookstores besides maybe small independent ones?
Also, is Floridian weather really as hellishly hot and humid as it's often made out to be?

>>34281786
Why Dosent your pic have an upset wagejak? Did Pepe "tamper" with the food?

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>>34287386
>Were there ever any Borders bookstores in Florida, (they've been out of business since the beginning of this decade or so) and do you have Barnes & Noble bookstores and/or any other major bookstores besides maybe small independent ones

Maybe someone else can answer that one for me. Sorry.

>Also, is Floridian weather really as hellishly hot and humid as it's often made out to be?
Eh. To me, what makes Florida weather truly Floridian is how unstable it is. I once took the bus home from work one BEAUTIFUL afternoon and when I got off it felt like I needed to board Noah's Ark. And when the rain finished not more than 5 minutes later, the traffic slowed down because you now needed a boat to get on the boulevard.

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>>34287479
Thanks for the laugh, Anon. And I hope this thread is still here when I return.

>>34287386
>>34287479

>Also, is Floridian weather really as hellishly hot and humid as it's often made out to be?

but perhaps I should actually answer your question. I don't think so. Sure it'll get humid, but the heat isn't the problem here. People complain about everything in Florida.

Floridian's will complain that 65 F is cold as shit, and that 75 is hot as shit. Only when you're in between will they be satisfied, which is fucking never.

>>34287386
Yes. Borders was my favorite place to hang out in (alone)
When it closed it was like a chapter closing on my life.

>>34287386
There were borders. There are barnes and nobles now. The weather really is that bad.
Southfloridian here

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>>34287640
Same Anon that originally inquired here, felt the same about its closing. I spent so many countless hours of my childhood in bookstores and that one in particular along with the other I asked about. I didn't always go alone though, so it's really sad when I think back about those who used to go with me and how differently it was then, and how I'll unlikely ever see them, nor will it ever be the same sort of magical thing that it once was, and then I get somewhat sentimental.
I am become nostalgiafag, nostalgiafaggily nostalgiafagging about the good golden olden days.

>>34281677
Cape over here

>>34286834
Where? I've been from Miami to Gainesville and never seen one.

>>34288040
Down in Coral a gables there was a 2 or 3 stories whole foods building near the Sunset Place mall. There is 1 in Naples. In any rich Towns you will find 1.

>>34288087
*Coral Gables

>>34287928
Do robots hang out at barnes and nobles? Can i get a femanon gf there?

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>>34288101
Somehow I doubt that, but for whatever it's worth, there are almost always gorgeous girls at bookstores like B&N. In my anecdotal experience, that is. They're mostly with boyfriends/husbands and families though, so that reduces your chances from the outset. It's really surreal, actually, and I've been to many different ones all over the place. Luckily for me, I'm no muffhunter myself. Books and the like are intrinsically more interesting anyway.

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>>34288165
>Books and the like are intrinsically more interesting anyway.
Youre right about that

>>34286684
There's like 3-4 midgets at my college, they're kinda cute in a weird way but I've practiced looking down a lot more than I used to. One girl is legit like 3 feet tall.

>>34287588
>Floridians will complain that 75 is hot as shit.
I think it's because of the sunshine and humidity that make you feel like you've entered a fucking sauna even in 75 degree weather.

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>>34281968
>subway
Disgusting low class trash food for plebs. Jersey Mike's is the best sub place hands down.

>>34288101
Yeah you might be able to. Theres a lot of better small bookstores that actual nerds go to

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Trader Joe's is the best. Saint Elliot even used to shop at Trader Joe's.

>>34288534
It is the best. Sometimes i go in just to get the free coffee and food samples

I used to work at publix. Only lasted three months or so, one of the worst jobs I've had
>was like a cult, you had to love publix and buy stock
>co workers in cliques, the break room was a shit talk fest
>if you had a question while training the trainer would answer angrily or not answer at all
>managers up your ass about customer service nonstop
>customers treat you like shit

Seriously fuck that place

>>34283375
Don't you hate it there too?

Store number: 493