As much as I love the pessimism on this board let's try

>>34278980
>Right now what would it take to make you feel content with life
Family.

9 to 5 job that allowed me enough money to travel occasionally
my own home
a girlfriend

That's about it.

>>34278980
Conquering the universe would't be that bad

>>34278980
I would love to get my drivers licence and a job I enjoy.

change of scenery
opportunity to make friends and develop an interest
someone to cuddle other than my cat
instantly no longer addicted to alcohol, fapping or any drugs
have my childhood perspective back

Find something I can set out to do that won't feel pointless.

>>34278980
1. To suddenly grow the drive and perseverance to finish my second degree
2. Apply for and be competent enough to get and be successful at a higher position at work
3. Sign with a talent agency that will book me gigs monthly
4. Peak physical condition for my field

To be hones, I'm already somewhat happy. Partly because I'm very forgiving and I don't base my happiness off of other people. But I need a new relationship. My last one was pretty good but it's been about a year now so I need to get out.

>>34278980
I'm taking a vacation from my grinding startup job next week. There are some issues with my work that I am well aware of but the stress of the job has been getting to me. I envision that a week of R&R will get me into a spot where I can work on developing better organizational habits so I can make progress in my professional development.

From there, I see my startup getting some new investors soon, which allows the company to pay me a salary more appropriate to my job, then as we gain traction and momentum, I'll begin to see some of the sacrifices I made for the company yield the rewards.

I see the season getting warmer, and maybe I start going out for more exercise. The diet restrictions I've put on myself begin to have a noticeable effect on my weight and health. I celebrate my new fitness with some casually professional adult-looking clothes. My confidence as a potential boyfriend increases and I start to get some attention from women. I'm able to find a kind traditional type girl who fits in well with my family and has a big family of her own. Her mother thinks I'm a real catch and nothing really bad comes up in our relationship so we have a smooth transition into commitment that runs parallel to my transition into a more senior role within my company, which has become very successful.

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>>34278980
1. To get back in shape. Maybe not strong, but at least lean.
2. To get a close friend. I like obscure stupid hipster shit and I want someone who I can talk to for years and not devalue over time. Problem is, I don't think this is possible.
3. Get a job that doesn't make me hate going there when I have to work.
4. Go to a school that doesn't make me hate going there when I have to.

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>>34278980
I meet Alyssa Bustamante we fall in love she get paroled we get married and have a family. Additionally I can cross dress on occasions and she'd fuck my tight boipucci with a strap on she would also slit my wrists and strangle me. I'd be her little fuck toy that she takes her aggression out on.

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Humanity's past, present and future are all completely rewritten to my liking. Things are nice everywhere, always and forever. Everyone who ever lives has a long, fulfilling and happy life; they won't all be the same, but all will be worth living. There's an illusion of imperfection to keep things from being boring, but everything will actually be perfect. Like, people will think that murder is a thing, so horror movies won't be boring, but murder won't actually be a thing and all the stories about it will be fake. History would be bloody and cruel just the way we like it, but that would also all be faked, and I'd also change history so everyone can be proud of it rather than ashamed of it (no more pedo Muhammad, for example). I'd be an omnipotent God so I could pull it off no matter how impossible it seems. I'd make magic and ghosts and stuff real, but nobody would ever be able to prove it. I'd also make it snow sometimes even in tropical countries, because everyone deserves snow. And there would be nice, interesting things everywhere, little sights and scenery like old historic stuff or local customs that would make every inhabited place on Earth unique and interesting in its own way. Everything would be interesting, every person, place and thing would be interesting in one way or another.

Until then I'll remain disgusted by everything, including myself.

>>34279539
You want false murder stories?

>>34279577
Yes, alongside fake suicides, fake accidental tragedies, fake disease, etc. Only big stuff like wars, poverty and natural disasters I'd actually get rid of completely.

>>34278980
A job, some friends and no mental illness/depression.

That's it.

Quiet neighbors.
So I can finally sleep in my fucking bedroom again.

>>34279676
Well are you really that blind we live in that world now and you believe the lies portrayed by the media.

>>34278980
I want to be a little girl, also at least knowing what sex feels like would be ok, also I wish Nier Automata, Nioh and For Honor were released already.
That's what it would take to make me feel content, to make me enjoy life I'd probably need some amount of love, love for what I do, love for others, love from others.

>>34278980
I want to fuck a little girl, also at least knowing what sex feels like would be ok, also I wish Nier Automata, Nioh and For Honor were about fucking little girls.
That's what it would take to make me feel content, to make me enjoy life I'd probably need some amount of love, love for what I do, love for others, love from little girls.

>>34279737
No we don't because I wouldn't exist in that world.

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Honestly to just live in a place where I could have cats.

I fucking hate existence right now because I have nobody to come home to. Pretty sure my roommates all think I'm a cunt except the new one (old one and I were pretty tight), and I miss having something to cuddle with.

Unfortunately, the renters life is a sad one, and apparently 650 dollars isn't worth shit. A neighbor's cat hopped into our house a while back and we cuddled for a bit before I let her go back on her way. It was nice. I literally only go back to my parents for my cats. (Not that I hate my parents, but we talk on the phone all the time.)

I mean there is tons. Maybe getting my shit together so I can have a job on top of college, or just having regular income, getting good grades, having friends, having a gf, but I honestly just want a fucking pet so much. I don't think I can keep this up for a 3rd year, so I'll have to find a place with pets next year. And that might just mean living a bit outside of town and commuting about 20 minutes or so. Fuck this shitty renting market, I'm paying out the ass so the least you could so is let me pay a little more for a pet.

Boggles my mind how many more places i see that allow smoking but not pets

>>34279833
Or you believe you wouldn't because you believe that there are imperfections.

>>34279859
I wouldn't make people hate themselves or their lives though. I'd just make the world seem grim enough that it isn't completely boring. Everyone's lives would still be good.

>>34279114
This desu

I just started college last fall and I'm loving it. Couldn't be better. Only downside is >tfw no gf.

A well paid, stable job and a nice apartment. I don't even care about women anymore.

I don't think anything can make me happy at this point. Even if I got five billion dollars and an extreme makeover by the world's most skilled cosmetic surgeons. Sure, I would take it, but I'd still be consumed by regrets and the past. I'd probably mindlessly party and burn out to an early death without actually being happy.

>>34279904
But how can the suffering be reported if no one suffers how desensitized are these people to horrors that have never happened?

>>34278980
A job that I look forward to in the morning. Jesus christ, I would take that over a 9/10 stacey wife or $1,000,000 no problem.

I want to off myself at my job right now and I worked so hard for so long to get here. Took the wrong path. It's not a meme when they say do something you love

1 - Become more interested my studies so that I start assignments when given out and study everyday so I understand my classes instead of just cramming for exams.
2 - Improve my social skills so I can express my opinions (and not hesitate to back them up when someone disagrees) and meet new people that I can get to know and have interesting conversations with.
3 - Not be afraid of what other people might think.
4 - Not be afraid of what other people might do.
5 - Find an area of study in science that I love that I can contribute to greatly so I can leave a long legacy behind for centuries or more.

>>34279985
What do you do at work, if you don't mind me asking?

Waking up tomorrow with my chronic dry mouth and difficulty swallowing completely gone. That's all I want - I've got money, a waifu, hoards of knowledge, tech, media, I love my college courses...it's just this one fucking thing that drives me insane REEEEEE.

>>34278980

A swift and painless death that wouldn't embarrass my family members if it was reported in the news

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If my waifu was real ;_;

>>34280019
Accountant. Literally the most unsatisfying job a human can bear to do. Even worse than flipping burgers. Only plus is early retirement. But retirement can be miserable too for some people. Like being a NEET only past your prime

>>34279966
It's just a vague impression people have that murders, suicides, and tragedies are things that happen, though not so often as in our world. It won't seem so common that people are preoccupied with it, but it will seem common enough that people feel slightly uneasy walking down a dark alley, and so that media isn't completely boring, and so on. I just think a small degree of fear and 2edgyness is needed to make life interesting.

I don't know how to accomplish this, but as I said, I'm an omnipotent God in this scenario so I can make anything work no matter how implausible. Maybe I'll send in fake people, like hollow shells programmed to behave a certain way, to murder or be murdered and stuff like that.

get terminal cancer and spend the last couple months of my life high as balls on pain killers

>>34278980
Friends, qt gf, and medical treatment for depression

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>>34278980
I need the mental fortitude to finish my final paper and find/do my final internship. Then i can get my diploma and be unemployed in this hellish socialist economy.
Just mental fortitude will do, if i wasn't a depressed little bitch with an inverted sleep schedule i could do anything.

>>34280149
Wouldn't they be grief stricken and horrified by it if they are unknown prior even if they didn't know who died?

Winning millions at the lottery or a poker game.
I would improve my looks with cirurgy and be more happy, because the money would be enough to keep on my hobbies without caring with finding a job or having nothing to eat.

>>34280125
The world needs accountants anon. Just do a little coke before going in, not a lot so as to not alert your coworkers, but enough to make you have fun with it.

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Birthdate & Location:
Dead of Summer Birthday - July 15, 1979, West LA, California
Ideal era to come into my own


6'2.5" Barefoot Nightheight / 7.5 nbpel Upward Curved Cock, Top 10% frame measurements with ideal proportions, full untrained myofibrilar muscle insertions of an A&F model, Thermogenic gene, Good metabolism, Top tier training response,
Thick, voluminous, eternal nw0 black straight hair, perfect clear skin, North Atlantid, Type 2, Light green eyes & clear sclera
God tier unique pheromones, All hormones in ideal range no matter what I do/eat, ideal pre-natal and pubertal testosterone to estrogen ratio with a steady pulse of growth hormone, latest possible somatopause, 120 Spatial, Quantitative and Qualitative IQ, Underactive Amygdala, Any MBTI that doesn't involve introversion

Family:
No heritable afflictions
Happily married or co-habiting
Wealthy yet not overworked
Permissive / Non helicopter
Aloof agnostics
Young, non-bitter Mother
'Alpha' / non emasculated Father
No covert incest
Steady allowance
Only child or second child being considerably younger

Education:
Wealthy Co-Ed High School / Respectable college
Full Ride, NCAA Division I Football Scholarship


Relationship:
The unconditional and requited love of a 9+/10 female

Hobbies:
Natural Virtuoso, Learn Music Theory
Guitar, Piano, Classical Training, Modern Mixing
Street Dance
Parasailing
Kite Surfing
Base Jumping
Sky Diving
Skiing
Surfing

Career:
Acting
Music
Biglawyer @ 22

Misc.

A golden retriever
A Ferrari F430 Spider like the one Colin Farrell drove in Miami Vice
A Matte Silver Porsche 918 Spyder
A Hayabusa
A Ducati

Die a heroic death at 70 finally experiencing the only iota of satisfaction this universe could provide, the greatest mercy life could bestow upon me before drifting peacefully into the abyss with no regrets

>>34278980
My gf needs to graduate college

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>>34278980
1. Go to college, pick a career path and stick with it
2. Practice being social, make friends, join clubs/activities so I can feel comfortable working with others
3. Find a job I feel confident doing, something I can devote most of my time to day in and day out, and still feel what I do is too important to let any insecurities get in the way of my work
4. Earn enough to move out on my own
5. Be self-sufficient enough where I could pursue a relationship along the way

having the financial stability to not have to worry about anything and move to somewhere like switzerland (don't have to be rich, just enough to not have to worry about life's issues)

>>34278980
nothing realistic
>living comfortably without a 9-5 job
>away from family
>burn down the house I grew up in
>burn down my old school
>burn down the children's hospital
>burn down the whole state
>everybody on the planet disappears

If I woke up with a bigger dick tommorow.
All my problems would be solved and I would be motivated to actually live life.

I would be content with having a job that I enjoy and pays well

That's probably my most immediate concern

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I WANT ANIME GIRLS TO EXIST

A job that pays well but not to well because I'd end up doing crack if I had to much money
A car that isn't falling apart
And my own place
That's it

>>34281416
I kek'd so hard
kind of

>>34278980
I don't wanna be "that guy" but a quick and painless death would be nice.

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A woman who has anime like features and isn't corrupted by feminism, only then will she turn me into a normie

>>34281509
AND UNLIMITED MONEY SO I NEVER HAVE TO WORK

>>34280124
How in the name of all that is holy did THAT pass the robot???

Kill me ORIGINAL

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If I could just be strong enough to see the sun tomorrow...again...

>>34278980
A woman with a good sense of humor would like to be my gf.

That's it.

Not having to worry about my car would take away most of my stress

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>>34278980
>Right now what would it take to make you feel content with life
A qt pure gf, and finishing uni and getting a decent job that I don't hate.

That's literally it, I'm just tired of being alone, going to a school I hate and working a job that makes me want to kill myself because I'm not qualified for anything else in my shitty area. Realistically though I'll never get either.

The problem is I wish I knew. There just seems to be nothing. Even if I happened to win the lottery or something the high from it would last a month or two and then it would be back to the baseline as always same with negative things. It's hard to just make up a meme reason to motivate yourself to do something extraordinary.

A lottery win.

That is literally it. Barring some kind of miracle autismbux approval, I'm going to hate my life.

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I need my facial structure to be normal, with nice teeth, also a normal body (6'5 lanklet with no muscle)

That's literally it, all my problems in life have been caused by my massive insecurity/actual ugliness

I might be happy if I was a superhuman or a demigod. And if I lived in a magic house and my my car was vic viper. And I lived with with anime girls who had huge tits. I would also like to be a cartoonist or fine artist

A job that pays well.
A gf

But, I might as well wish for death I know that comes... but, in the meantime the aforementioned would make me content.

>>34278980
>cute gf (male)
>winning the 25000 per year lottery

Not being circumcised

I hope I get accepted into the university I applied for, that would make me really happy. Also I want a Mercedes benz, and a nice relationship with the girl I'm in love with but is with someone else and she put me in the deep friend zone. At least I've made out with her once. Also I want the nicest bass and subwoofers in my Mercedes benz. A billion dollars would be nice too.

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>>34278980
gimme iq poynts please

give me the girl(you know who it is kek) and have her act be quite comfy

and also remove that COMMIE SCUMBAG that keeps making my life hard but you don't have to do it, kek

Find the will to live, to pursue a career I could like, to have money and a place away from this abusive house

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I want my depression treatment to work, for myself to get motivated enough to stop being a fucking neet, and to find a job that pays ok and doesn't drain too much of my energy or time so that way I can go home each day and work on my music without feeling like garbage. Ideally then in a few years I'd get good enough to work on a game, and if it was successful I'd start composing for games full time, or maybe try and get a job at a studio or in film or something.

I've been in a really deep depression for about a year now. I've always been depressed, but last year I lost my job after getting violently carjacked. My boss only gave me two weeks leave even after some heated arguments, but I was hurt pretty badly and needed time to recover. Insurance also took more than a month to hook me up with a new car, so I had no way to get to work anyways. I took the issue to corporate, but they didn't do jack shit and basically told me to get fucked. After that whole event I had a realization that I'll never accomplish anything in life if I keep working dead end jobs for fuckheads who don't give a single shit about me, and that I should work for myself first and foremost. That way, even if I die I'll at least die knowing I was trying to better myself. I was so scared that those guys were gonna kill me, and I realized that if they did everything would have been a fucking waste. Giving my life away to some douchebag for 11 bucks an hour just doesn't make sense to me anymore. Still, I know I need to survive and I'm slowly running out of cash.

>>34282596
What's her name? :^)

oreganololi

>>34278980
Give me a first in my degree, a few close genuine friends and maybe a lover?

>>34278980

Eugene/Alex.
>inb4 start stalking a new one this semester

Making a land grab with a very small team/solo, surviving it, getting famous for it.

If both would happen, I'd settle down and work until I can live off deposits. And once I did that it'd be hobby/streams/travel galore.

>>34282756
Alyson. Yes, that's how it's spelled, I have no idea why.