>be me in uni >have to give a presentation today >brought

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>be me in uni
>have to give a presentation today
>brought my laptop to class running glorious ubuntu
>girl next to me asks what is wrong with my computer
>"there's nothing wrong, it's just linux, it's open source, and it can't get viruses and..."
>she rolls her eyes and pretends to text
>fucking stacies
>stupid chad is finishing up his presentation on his shitty asus
>he's been fucking chewing gum with his mouth open the whole time
>my turn to go up
>can't get screen to display on projector
>class starts to snicker
>"it's ok i can fix this"
>go to driver website
>so many drivers and the page is from china so i can't read shit
>ask the prof what model the projector is
>he just gives me this "are you fucking serious?" look and shrugs
>chad says "gee i though linax brainiax could salve any computer program hurr hurr hurr
>class laughs
>after a few minutes prof just tells me to put my presentation on a flash drive and use chad's computer
>grit my teeth because i have to pass this course
>chad gives me the laptop
>"what's the login?"
>"are you stupid dude? it's right there"
>look down
>he wrote his fucking login details on the laptop in sharpie
>the password is titties69
>fucking whatever
>connect projector, open presentation
>all the text is garbled as shit, can't read anything
>class explodes in laughter, even the prof is snickering
>prof says "you know anon, the school does offer basic computer skills courses if you need them..."
>literally fighting back tears at this point
>have to sit back down
>open laptop
>everything is fucked up
>got a virus from that chinese driver website

fuck this gay earth