>*slurp* man, that was refreshing *gulp* Cell just absorbed

Indigestion

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>>34274744
He has gotten the ability to jack off and be ready to go again within 2 minutes

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The power of dubs and fembot poon

Cancer

Jokes on him I have Hodgkin's Lymphoma

>>34274744

Crippling Depression

Fuck you this is original

>>34274744
oh no, he took all my recessive genes and I'm a full chad now

give them back, please, i'm begging you

>>34274744
depression
he ends himself while complaining about all the qt stacies he never got to absorb

Let's just say he won't be getting a gf any time soon

>>34274744
He becomes attracted to traps.

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>>34274777
checked
this commento is originale

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>>34274777

Noice buv

>>34274777
Not even dubs.

>>34274744
Crushing self doubt and uncertainty

Cell proceeds to kill himself while the Goku laughs and says

>"hah what a loser"

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>>34274777
Maybe ill get dubs this time

>>34274744
How to destroy everything he touches... that's basically me

>>34274886
Fuck off tripfaggoteer

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The power of dissapointment

he received the power of crippling anxiety and self hatred

>>34274744
Nothing. I raised his power level by like 1. Just like every other normal human.

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>>34274911
GIVE ME MY DUBS YOU DUMB NIGGGER REEEE

voraphilia

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>>34274744
>Bi-polar disorder

Good luck bud

>>34274929
You don't deserve dubs you worthless attention deprived piece of shit.

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>>34274929

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT KEK YOU FUCKING TRIPFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34275022
This man is a prophet of Kek!
PUNISH THE WHORE, SHE HATH DISRESPECTED KEK!

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>>34274929
> Victoria !XnqlXwEfEo
You have sealed your own fate
Now REEEEE!

Irritable bowel syndrome.

You're welcome, Cell.

If he sucked me now, he'd get tonsillitis.

>>34274744
>Aspergers syndrome + Depression
He'll seem normal, but deep down he will have become a spiraling well of despair, and will slowly become more lethargic.

Pink eye.
Cell would now have pink eye. Oh, and low self esteem. Not related to the pink eye or anything, just overall self worth issues.

>>34274744
suicidal thoughts
looks like an easy fight for Goku

The ability to fuck his life up eventually