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I have recently attained wizard powers, and with these new powers

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I have recently attained wizard powers, and with these new powers I gifted my sock the abilities of an Oracle.

I now share this gift with my fellow robots and future wizards. You know what to do, robots.
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>>34273270
Will sylvia and I end up marrying?
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>>34273270
Should I finally go to sleep?
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>>34273270
does she miss me? desu senpai etcedra
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>>34273270
should i give up on being neet and get a job?
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Will anyone ever respect Radical Dude?
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>>34273270
is drawing/graphics the way?
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>>34273270
Will I get arrested for you know what?
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will i ever get pussy oregerigegege
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>>34274559
thanks sock, gonna do it
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>>34274576
7 letters, thanks fucking god that was tense.
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>>34273270
Will I Ever Get Married?

Original Comment: Do Not Steal
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Will I fuck some bitches soon?
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Should I give up?

originollispaghetolli
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>>34273270
Am I gonna end up with a couple friends at uni this year?
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>>34274633
Does anon have to use a capital letter at the beginning of every word?
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>>34274692
Asking again because maybe is not helpful, sock.
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>>34274698
Makes sense, rerolling for "am I gay"
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>>34274712
kek I give up
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Should I even try 3d?
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>>34274786
odd so 2d all the way!
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>>34273270
Will it get better, and can i fix it myself?
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>>34273270
Well fug, do i at least ged the pussi b0ss?
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will it get at least that better I can pursue my goals and not feel like dying?
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>>34274894
W I L L I G E D D A P U S S I
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>>34274906
fuck should I quit my job then?
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>>34274933
FUCK YOU, will I get out of depression?
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Will my tonsilitis gets cured if I suck some dick?
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>>34274997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM
I ain't ere for some normie stuff, just wanna have power to do things, will it happen, sock?
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>>34275011
Lol the sock is spot on
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>>34275067
Is it gonna be all the same shit as usual till the end?
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>>34273270
Should I go for it with Kimiko?
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Will my diet succeed before June?
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>>34275107
you bet its not, I gotta work, drink, play wow and it will go better somewhat, right?
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>>34273270
Will I pass this academic year?
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>>34275193
>highly improbable
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>>34275196
I dont know anymore dude, just try doing things not cry how bad I feel?
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Will I get buff and become ultimate Chad?
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>>34273270
Does she love me?

Not surprised this isnt original
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>>34273270
i have a chance with that girl?
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>>34275249
That's it guys, I'm off to be realest Chad there is!
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>>34273270
will this one work out ?
Originally
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will something ever change?
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>>34273270
will I stop feeling like shit any time soon
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>>34275222
Again, again, please Kek, will my diet succeed? Please please.
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>>34273270
Will I ever get a qt3.14 gf, marry her, and fulfill my biological duties by creating offspring with her?
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>>34275237
sock I just wanna do what I wanna do and got enough money to live, will it happen?
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>>34275297

WHY KEK WHY DOING THIS TO ME WHY
PLEASE GIVE ME DUBS TO SHOW ME MERCY TO SHOW ME THAT MY DIET WILL SUCCEED
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Will she and I get together?
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>>34275315
but will it get me into right direction?
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>>34275319

A-alright... alright... everything will be fine...
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>>34273270
Will we get back together?
ORIGINALLY THE MOST ORIGINAL COMMENT THANKS FAMALAM
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>>34273270
Will I ever be happy?

Wow it's not original who would've guessed
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>>34275345
k, just gotta be drunk, understand
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Is it going to work?
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>>34275319
Shit anon, you're going to be next XXXXXL model, future looks bright for you, you'll even have your own gravity pull!

On a srs note, you can do it!
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Does she still love me?

Organo
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>>34275357
I guess I sort of love being miserable yeah. It's my own fault
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>>34273270

Should I get fucked?
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>>34275387
You know deep down it will, anon
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>>34273270
Rolling for dubs bc super horny.
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Dear sock,
will I make it in this lifetime?
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>>34273270
only ill know the question hah
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will it happen this semester?
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Rollin again pls answer

Oregano
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>>34273270
Will I have horrible loose skin after I lose the weight?
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>>34276224
Rerollrrino oreganolinno
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>>34273270
Will i always be in the middle?
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>>34273270
Should I get booze?
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>>34273270
Is feminism an alien conspiracy to harvest desperate virgins.
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i know this has been already typed out, but.. that's the point of the thread. here we go again. should i go to bed?
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>>34273270
Is my penis a desirable size.
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>>34273270
Do drugs really hold answers for my questions?
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>>34276371
Thanks sock. It's the answer I needed.
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>>34273270
Will everything be fixed with this roll or will I be destined to further languish.
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>>34273270
Will this be a good weekend?
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Will i ever find myself?
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>>34276574
As you command, wizard sock
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>will I fuck grace?
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>>34273270
Will I get a second chance?
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Will I die rich?
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>>34273270
Will I as a 5'6" manlet with a 5" cock marry my 5'9" QT GF?
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>>34277419
^_^
^_^
Yaaaay I'm getting a tall wifey to ride my manlet peenor
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Will me and him ever contact each other again?
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>>34273270
Oh little pink sock, will my stalker try to kill me at work again?
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>>34273270
will i get a big bag of weed soon
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>>34277724
re-roll?

If you insist, let's hope if I die I didn't see it coming
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Should I finish module 13 rn?
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>>34277750
Well shit.

>>34273270
Little pink sock, will it be by stabbing?
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>>34273270
Am I going to have a gf someday?
Comentario patrocinado por YPF
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>>34273270
will my wizard powers be as cool as this anon's?
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>>34277824
Ok
Reroll
Comentario patrocinado por petrobras
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>>34273270
Will everything work out how I hope it will? ?
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Will I ever meet my waifu?
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>>34277894
Oh come on
Rerolling
Comentario original y perfecto
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>>34273270
Is the girl im talking to interested?
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>>34273270
Does Grace like me at all?
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Is this guy I like interested?

comment very original
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>>34278122
>dubs

lol, good news for you
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Should I go out with my friends Saturday?
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Will things change for the better soon?
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will i get me a gf in the next month
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>>34273270
Will i be able to fuck my spanish friend in her 50's and a really hot body?
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>>34273270
should i talk to the short haired qt that i tried talking to before? her name starts with an A
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>>34279435
not related wizard sock

reroll
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>>34273270
will I fight Omar tomorrow?
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>>34279514
rerollan

I need this wizard sock
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>>34273270

will i ever forgot about her and just loving someone in particular? will i ever gain the ability to be loveless?
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Should i finally kill thy self?
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Should I stop being a leech on society?
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Is Adi the right person for me?
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Will M get better?
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>>34273270
Henlo you STINKY SOCK
Answer my question: gf soon?
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>>34273270
should I stop depending on escapism and become a responsible member of society ?
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>>34280584
fine you fucking sock I'll reroll
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can I become qt hors
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>>34273270
Hello Mr. Socko, will drummer gril and I go out on a date any time soon?
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>>34280657
but it is My heart's desire
fuckk off
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Will I obtain an attractive girlfriend with big tits within the next few months?
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I have to reroll. I anticipate a negeative outcome.
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>>34280680
Hey nice. Drummer girls are best girls. I know one that's 9/10 and very touchy and she constantly talks about vaginas and masturbating.
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>>34280758
Yeah, she's pretty cool. Very like sexually liberated
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>>34280792
>>34280758
Plus the sock said yes, so that's always a good sign
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>>34273270
Will this be /myyear/
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>>34273270
is she into me "in that way"
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>>34273270
rollleem
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will i ever stop being a pathetic loser
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>>34280879
i have no willpower fuck you sock
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Will the cute chick that always wears beanies in my class be my girlfriend?
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Will I at least fuck the cute girl that wears beanies in my class?
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Will I be famous?
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One last question. Will I find the love of my life?
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Okay this is the last question for reals this time? Will I get laid this year?
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>>34273270
Will she reply to what I said and not take it the wrong way?
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Should I buy the dlc Artorias of the Abyss for Dark Souls 1 on Xbox-360?
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Okay one more faggot. Will I eventually bust a nut in a hot woman?
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will i date her ?
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Will I ever get the girl of my dreams?
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ENOUGH OF THIS MAYBE SHIT!!!!
Will I or wont I fuck a woman in the next couple years?
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Ok don't dodge around this question should I buy Artorias of the Abyss? O wise one
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Does Jodi like me more than a friend?
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>>34281204
Rerollino
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Can I please fuck the girl with the beanie in my class?
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Rolling for a new pair of Jesus Christ it's raining
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Can I fuck some hot chick at my gym perhaps?
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>>34273270
will I get in to law school?
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>>34281354
Rolling for 6 crowns...fuck it
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Will I be a famous filmmaker?
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Am I autismo?
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Is this thing I'm working on gonna do what I want it to for me?
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Will I be a famous comedian?
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>>34281405
already did the drugs, so that's a yes
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Will I get my dream body?
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Will I be a famous writer?
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>>34273270
rolling the bones
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Will I become fluent in German?
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>>34273270
Shall I gain the courage to ask out this qt socially awkward Korean girl I know???

Oregano
Original
Oregon
Suicide
Original
Oregano
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Will I be Chad in the future?
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>>34281477
Well, I'm gay. Time to deepthroat my boy's dick.
And swallow his ORIGINAL DON'T MUTE cum.
>>
rollerino faggerino
oregano
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>>34273270
Should I reconnect with a girl I knew?
Or return to my NEET life?
Answer me wizard sock pls
Oregano
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Am I getting laid today?
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Do I have a chance with her now that she's single?
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>>34281599
Should I wish for it to come true?
Thanks magic sock
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>>34281618
So I should wait for either a raise or a better job. Thanks sock!
>tfw I'm taking this too seriously :'(
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will I have a young love
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>>34273270
Will I get together with Genie?
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>>34281887
What about Chelsy?
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>>34281904
Rerolling faggo
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will I accomplish anything of note?
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please oracle sock tell me i will get a gf soon
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>>34273270
should i jerk off
wefwerwfew2q
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>>34273270
will i be happy......... ever?

oregonoisoriginal
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>>34273270
Rollerino for dick suck
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>>34273270
Will I ever write anything of importance?
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>>34273270
is 2017 the year i get laid? :D
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>>34273270
Will I bang any girls in any of my classes?
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will i remain a shit stain for the rest of my life?

orangina
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>>34273270
Do you think she'll be my girlfriend at any point?

desu baka senpai
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>>34273270
will she breakup with him and fall for me?

i hope so, i really fucking do
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>>34273270
will i get with C.C?
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>>34283878
looks like im fucked then.
I can only dream now.
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>>34273270
will i get with T.G?
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>>34273270
am i going to fuck her tomorrow?
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>>34273270
WILL I GET IT ON WITH HER
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Will I ever write music even as a hobby?
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>>34273270
should I get a tinder
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Am I gonna get a bf soon?
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Will I fail this semester?
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Have I done the right thing?
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Should I find a new job?
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>>34273270
Will i ever kiss her
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Well sock oracle, is it true?
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>>34285004
Damnit sock oracle is it true or not?
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>>34273270
Should I go to bed?
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>>34273270
Will I get into a good college of my choice?
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>>34273270
will she love me finally?
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>>34273270
will I get a gf this year?

kek bless
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>>34273270
Am I going to die a virgin?
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Will I get with the qt of my dreams?
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>>34273270
Should I even try? oregano
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>>34287347
If I did try, would she say yes?
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>>34273270
Will my new 300 dollar leather jacket get me laid?
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If I knew what to do I wouldn't be posting on 4chan.
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is she interested?

pathfinder org
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Will I get into college? orig
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>>34273270
Do I have cancer?

also
>captcha
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>>34288213
>only fire rescue path
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>>34273270
I hope this sock actually works
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>>34273270
Will I lose my v-card before I graduate uni?
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>>34277778
>>34277750
>>34277724
Best Buy anon, right?

I read a PsychologyToday article and saw that one Louis CK skit and both said that men have a fear that after building up all the confidence of asking a girl out they'll get rejected/ghosted. While women fear the man is going to fucking kill them. Seems like the latter fear is pretty reasonable lol.

Anyway, stay safe, if he threatens you again talk to the police and maybe even ask if you can get transferred to a new Best Buy or somewhere to work. Straight up witness protection might be something you'll have to look into.
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>>34273270
Will C*** be my gf?
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>>34288355
>suck a dick faggot

I want answers ree.

Will she be my gf?
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>>34273270
Oh wizard sock, oh wizard sock, should I get off my ass and go to the school to study?
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>>34288433
I ain't suckin no dicks, fuck you sock, reroll
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will there be a qt for me at the gym tonight?
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Will it work?
Originalellelelele
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>>34273270
will i ever get to fuck brooke
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>>34273270
will i finally commit suicide this year, 2017
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Will I be able to pass everything this course?
>>
>>34273270
does janina like me?
does anyone like me?
>>
will i get a qt match on tinder today
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>>34288669
I wish I wish, upon a fish
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>>34288655
that answer is shit give me a new one
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>>34288725
what the fuck suck my original dick
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>>34288745
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you holy shit
>>
>>34273270
Will I get a qt gf?
Also, is this comment original?
>>
Will my oneitis leave her bf and date me?
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>>34289066
Oh, I'm a fag
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>>34273270
Will me and A get married and live together for at least two years or more?
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>>34289118
That's a really funny response.
>>
Is megan a possibility?
>>
Is LFE real?
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will i ever be able to escape this austist stronghold?
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>>34273270
Will I be a novelist?
>>
>>34273270
Will I ever get friends in Discord that don't hate me or use me?
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>>34291109
>discord

spotted the underage fag
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>>34273270
Will I get a qt waifu and leave this shithole?
>>
Will I move out soon? Originally??
>>
>>34273270
Can I make any friends that don't suck?
>>
>>34273270
Will I get that engineer job and threesome
>>
>>34273270
Will i get a job in the profession that I want?
>>
Should I give up on her and just enjoy who I have?
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>>34289491
Fuck you no it's not!
>>
>>34291462
Don't give me that maybe bullshit sock, I need a yes or a no.
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>>34273270
Should I kiss her on our next date
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>>34273270
will trump be kill
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>>34273270
Am I going to have job this month?
>>
>>34273270
will I manage to lose all my excess weight and stay skinny for years?
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>>34292399
>sucking cocks for weight loss
kek
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>>34273270
Will my semester go well?
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>>34273270
Will the girl be mine?
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>>34273270
Will Lisa say yes the next time?
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>>34292944
f-fuck just tell me already
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>>34292944
>>34292966
>two dubs in a row
>4 letter name
FUCK yes thank you kek we will have a baby in your name
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>>34273270
Will R say yes if i ask her out?

How is this not original.
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>>34293000
Thanks wizard sock.
>>
Should I consolidate?
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Does she actually love me?

CommentoOrignalmentealdent
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>>34273270
Will I Ever find true love and be satisfied and fulfilled with my life?
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>>34273270
I WANT TO HAVE OMNIPOTENT POWERS
>Rolls untill 9
>rolls 9
>"I wish to have omnipotent powers"
>no powars
>Wtf OP u FAGGOT!
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>>34293134
r e r o l l
i t
s a y s
> D O
> Y O U
> B E L I E V E
> I N
> D E S T I N Y
> ?
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>>34273270
will she come back
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Will he ever want to be with me?
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>>34273270
Will tfw no gf be the feel that I feel when I die?
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>>34293654
Don't bullshit me, sock. I want an answer.
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>>34293684
God damn it, sock. Please. Stop teasing me. I'm a big boy. Just give it to me straight.
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>>34273270
Should I kill myself in april?
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>>34273270
Should I apply to both Harvard and MIT as a transfer student?
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>>34293705
Sock. This is a nonanswer. Are you saying that the only gf I can get is a used up crackwhore?
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>>34293732
Fuck you, sock. You don't know shit, you lump of cotton.
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>>34273270
should i drink today?
>>
>>34294105
yeah, it will help to get me to the next day
>>
>should i study right now?
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>>34273270
gibe 5 pls
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>>34273270
roll roll roll roll
:^)
will i ever be happy
>>
>>34273270
am i on the right path
indestructeblahuemorieidoewfnlasiukvnOM;VORGIINAL
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>>34273270
Is going back a good idea?
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>>34273270
Is she going to break up with her bf and be with me in a week?
>>
how many months?
orig
>>
>>34273270
Rolling

This is original btw
>>
Am I capable of getting a better job quickly and still be able to move out?
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>>34294204
>>34273270
well shit, sock, let's go again
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>>34273270
Does she even exists?
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>>34273270
Do they really care, or am I just a discarded toy?
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>>34273270
Will me and my crush get married and live forever happily?
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>>34273270
next week will A look my way and I'll be able to talk to her?
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>>34273270
will I achieve gf this year
>>
>>34273270
Should I stop the depression treatment?
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>>34273270
yubyubuibnuioio
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>34273270
Should I stop taking muh pilz?
but this is a very unique string of characters mr roboto
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>>34273270
Will I make it this year?
Of course fucking of course this is an unprecedented set of letters mr automato
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>>34273270
Will the antidepressants finally give me ambition?
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>>34295131
no sock, your lying they will exist one day this post proves it
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>>34273270
Is anyone ever going to show romantic interest in me?
>>
Will I get to gold in league?
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Will I ever be taller than 6 feet?
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>>34295516

Omg it does, I'm gonna make it lads.
>>
Will I die soon? Origamis
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>>34273270
Will she be mine by the end of the month??
>>
Will I escape this hell soon?
>>
>>34295844
I am not gay, no dick sucking. I will re roll though.
>>
>>34292899
Reroll. If I get dubs again I'll genuinely try to see if I can follow the instructions given.
>>
>>34273270
Will I get a gf this current year?
>>
Will I have sex this year? Please socks I need it.
>>
>>34273270
Should I go camping tomorrow?
>>
qtgfsoon?
>>
>>34297555
trips means yes right
>>
>>34273270
Will I make her my gf?

ndednidenidendneid
>>
pusseh?this year?
>>
>>34273270
Should I end it this year or nah
>>
>>34297586
fuck you and your shitty picture
learn grammar, fagtron
>>
will a qt girl talk to me within the next week
>>
>>34297684
rerolling

cnncucnrucnrunru
>>
>>34297704
rerolling
yybbybybybybtvrvrrcttvtvtvtvt
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>>34297726
>>34297704
>>34297684
>>34297586
this is pretty funny
not claiming they aren't all me
>>
>>34273270
Will I date Alyssa?

ORIGINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

the post was so original, Onee-chan died from sexual frustration.
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Will my hard work pay off?
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>>34273270
Will I get the job or is it going to be another year of neetdom for me?
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>>34298000
Fuck yeah boys I'm getting it plus trips maybe I'll even get laid
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Will Vento Aureo anime be confirmed???
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>>34273270
will i actually get an answer from her?

oiriggigiginbL
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Has my fate changed? Will I fuck Grace?
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>>34273270
Will the girl I like ever be my gf?
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>>34273270
Will I do well as my main today?
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>>34273270
Should I stay single?
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will I ever meet David?
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>>34273270
Should she and I have gotten back together?
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>>34273270
Will Trump and his ilk finally get their comeuppance?
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Should I reject sexuality and become celibate ?
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