When you hug a girl, how do you make sure your penis doesn't

You would start by hugging a girl. Problem solved.

you glomp her from the back :3

>>34273129
What kind of a faggot doesn't want to touch dicks with a girl

>>34273129
what a fucking meme this guy is telling us there is nothing between them

you would willingly hold hands with a mentally ill man dressed as a low-rent version of susan boyle for the lulz? he wanted the succ, probably got the succ, and doesn't want to come out completely.

What does it feel like to hug someone?

>>34273129
I'd tease her with it

>>34273197
This. He should tell the truth. Atleast then he would be honest and have nothing to hide.

>not wanting to let her feel how huge your dick is

>>34273129
I fucking love eggy! Meme after meme with this guy!

>>34273192
The /smalldicc/ ones

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Man, I don't know what kind of face Eggy is making there. Reminds me of this guy.

>>34273129
Eggy wants to touch her penis, with the back of his throat, with the insides of his ass, with his last ounce of self respect
Take the load Eggy, swallow it down, make sure to smile, no matter how bad it tastes

>>34273176
First post best post.
this comment is original even though the robutt says otherwise

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>>34274451
Eggy looks like he is becoming Ted Cruz
Everything is gone, he his laughed at, ridiculed, humiliated
With his last breath he desperately wants to be fucked, like the sissy he is
What kind of Pizza does Eggy love? Meat Pizza, especially one with extra sausage

PIZZA tell me how to get a female voice

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>>34273129
>make sure your penis doesn't touch hers
>your penis doesn't touch hers

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>>34273129
>girl
>100% masculine
Hmmm

Where the fuck are you guys getting these pics? Are they broadcasting their tranny love?

>>34276103
Eggman does a stream. This was a couple days ago.

>>34276166

It's weird he's broadcasting all these private moments, I know he's an attention whore but God damn....