Be honest /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?

>>34273064
>Be honest /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?
Douche.

stupid chad with a big nose.

>>34273064
>Be honest /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?
Boring

You look like a 23 year old Mentalist who listens to David Guetta

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>>34273064
dagshdghdra fsfdsfsdfsdfsd

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What do you think of my cat? Be honest

>>34273064
This. >>34273146
You need a Dr Phil style show in a 2PM time slot.

>>34273064
Inclined presses for upper pecs?
That's ur moms house I can tell from the tacky art, giraffe print and wine bottle.

>>34273064

My first impression is that I'm bigger than you without working out, so I'm impressed with myself. If I actually applied myself, I'd look like I belong in the WWE.

But yeah, I'd think you out effort in taking care of yourself and that's good for you. We should help the fatties and lazy make it too.

>>34273064
Faggot, posts on /pol/, lives in parents' basement, unirionically ironically supports trump.

>>34273064
Immediate thought is Douchebag, and i'd be surprised if this is original

You look like a younger version of my uncle

I heard you guys are doctors here, my dads hairline is just like this guys in OPs fake picture, but its really rare hair, maybe smaller hairline, but he says that he lost that much hair because of a lot of stress in his 20s, all the men in my family have heads full of hair but im scared that its hereditary balding starting with dad pls help with opinions, i have similar hairline, but thick hair, and im 20yo

>>34273102
HAHA you think thats a big nose

>>34273854
>my dads hairline is just like this guys in OPs
It means he's dying of AIDS from being a faggot.

>>34273064
Looks like you got a bad rotator cuff but you work out anyway. Probably gonna continue injuring yourself because you were born with weak bones. Drink milk

>>34273064
Super-mega-gay Neil Patrick Harris or Chad Neil Patrick Harris

>>34273064
BAAAAAAALDING

AAAAAAAAA

You look good, man.

>>34273064
I feel sorry because in 5-10 years all that hair is gone, and with it the women too

Even though you'll be bald eventually, you look like you'll suit the bald look.