>tfw women just don't want me How do I get through

>>34272199
You're asking those sort of autistic questions? You deserve whatever you get. Far too late for you nigga

>women want a handsome and famous movie star over average Joe

Fucking whores amirite

holy fuck this is some level 100 autism

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Is it /realcatfishhours/?

Try not doing autistic roleplays with the woman you're attempting to firt with, for starters

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>>34272199
Holy fuck, this is next level

>>34272199
"getting" women is the biggest meme. you can't change her mind (and when she does change her mind its usually for the wrong reasons anyways)

either she likes your or she doesn't.

if she likes you, everything will feel easy.

if she doesn't, everything will be hard.

>>34272199
>this is how The Riddler from Batman flirts
Pure autism

>>34272435
Anons in previous threads were talking to women about blood-semen rituals and insect collections and women were still replying anyways because they thought they were talking to Chads

>>34272550
>cahd is living in easy mode
No shit.

You aren't Chad though, why handicap yourself even more with this retarded island scenario?

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This isn't all...

>>34272199
Use this line if you want to get laid. Foolproof even for betas. I'm 100% serious works.

You know what? You are everything I didn't think I wanted in a girl

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>>34272199
Just don't do this and you'll be fine, a Chad actually sent me this before he showed up to my job to kill me:

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>>34272680
Here's another one...what shall I say?

All of our collective cringes are not enough to fix your autism

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>>34272680
faggot

This is an original comment from ya boy

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What the actual fuck is this text? Are you some tryhard that wants to handicap himself at the beginning kek?

Everyone is rite op u have autism

>>34272199
Made me laugh, I'd fuck you.

>>34272199
Stop while you're ahead, you're trying to hard to impress her, just act normal, unless this is you being normal in which case kys.

Wait, Id say the one with getting pinned down wasnt that bad. That is if she doesnt run away nao

>>34272884
What should I say to this one >>34272739

>>34272199
You said you'd chain her to a radiator. Do you even read what you're writing?

>>34272901
How long have y'all been talking, and have you ever steered the conversation sexual before, the way you're lining this up sounds like you wanna go sexual

>>34272739
Dude the way you set it up. You either find a great joke now or just dive head first

>>34272919
>implying I even want to date this girl

>>34272929
She messaged me first a few days ago with "Hi" followed by that gif and I didn't bother messaging her back. Might as well see if I can draw a laugh out of her before I give up

>>34272941
So like what?

>>34272964
So I'm assuming you just want to fuck her if given the chance?

>>34272999
Not even that, I'm already dating a couple of other girls (not seriously yet, of course) so I can't take on any more at the moment as I literally don't have the time. So I'm fucking about

>>34272964
I cant understand your commitment Level, atleast u can see how autistic and tryhard OP is.

>>34272964
And honestly, she knows you're leading it to sexual, unless she is retarded, so id say go for it dude.

OP post smt every1 wants so see where this glorious crusade ends up

>>34273058
I second that, likeyou made it very obvious already

Push your luck OP. For the memes

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>>34273165
Hmmm

I guess it would

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>>34272199
do you KNOW how to talk to women?
lmfao that's fucking PATHETIC man

i've seen cringey conversations
but you just top the lsit

holy fucking shit


seriously though LMAO

its tinder, just say 'hey whats up?' hows your dayt? what do you do for work? etc etc etc
hobbies etc?

its called learn how to small talk
how to make conversatoin

lmfaoooooo

>>34273219
WINRAR you're welcome OP, now keep us up to date on dis shieeettt

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>>34273219
>Black and decker workbench

Why is that so funny

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>>34273260
Of course mang

The courtship progresses

>>34272301
fpbp
>hurr do you want a rich, famous, attractive actor, an old guy, or some random faggot on tinder?
what did you expect her to say?

>>34273414
I'm not trying to get laid here, anon

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>>34273252
>hey whats up?' hows your dayt? what do you do for work
what liek every other normie on there? You want to stand out, make them potentially laugh.
learn2manipulate faggit

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>>34273384
>do you even like marmite?

fukking got me!

>>34272199
You do not my little soup vegetable. She is human and not for you.

You are for the soup, make yourself one with it.
Leave the world of humans.

>>34273612
Fuck off stupid soup poster

>>34272550
Hilarious, got an archive?

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>>34273529
I've got to go to bed guys. Got PT in the morning

Hope you enjoyed the thread as much as I enjoy chatting shit on tinder. Funny how so many robots getc triggered when they see a guy talking to a woman and not actively trying to impress or seduce her. Fuck women

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>comparing yourself to the most attractive man alive
Why do you set yourself up for failure OP?

Wonder if OP already killed himself

>>34272739
>she literally says please respond

*sad ree*

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>Accessibility to "pussy's pussy bro" chads have 5/10's expecting gods
>Can't even get average plain janes with nothing special about them anymore

Dating apps were a fucking mistake, all they did was fuck over the average joe

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>>34273252
>starposter
>calling others pathetic

>>34272729
>failing to kill an autistic /R9K/ poster

This was no chad.

I don't understand these threads. Most of the women in them realise that "chad" is being a retard on purpose and keep talking to him because they expect him to stop. Most of them stop talking to you when they realise that you won't, as well. How does this prove anything about women to you autists?

>>34273414
>>34272301


>Everything is about sex
>Can't just have a conversation with no end goal

Normies, fuck off.

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>>34272199
>would you rather be with Ryan Gosling or me?
You're not actually serious right now, are you?

>>34273219
>>34273384
>>34273866
Mate I fucking love marmite. Eat it by the spoonful. If it doesn't work out with this whore let me know.

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What am I doing wrong guys. I can't get responses.

In her bio she said she likes mud runs

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>>34275980
This lovely woman wants to be an actor and likes Jack Black movies and funny guys

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>>34275980
This woman is actually 17

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>>34275980
This roastie said I needed to impress her mom to impress her

>>34274546
You know, I'm actually just on this board for the luls. never thought id be replying, but online dating got me laid so many times back in highschool and afterwards. Wouldyouhitthis was fucking brilliant.

>>34272528
i can half deny this
some of the hardest relationships i have had in my life were with girls that like me A LOT
i just get too anxious with them and the whole thing feels like a hassle

>>34275980
OP that's hilarious. Thanks for purposely blowing it.

>>34277007
Bio: My name is actually Chad

>>34273024
Teach me your ways Chad!

origami

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>>34276064
>>34276042
>>34275980
Absolute gold here. Keep it going

>>34274991
Spotted the virgin
Do us a favor and kill yourself faglord

>>34280278
>virgin
>as an insult
Um? How does that work?

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>>34280147
What next? I rarely get this far

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>>34280634
Send her this picture. But do it originally.

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>>34280147
Women are so culturally insensitive

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>>34280147
This woman likes beds

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>>34280147
Thread's dead so last one

This woman likes to dance

>tfw wake up and find this thread

brilliant

>>34281179
Noooo keep going baby boy

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>>34281473
This woman has no color photos

Feels dead. I have several hundred matches to go through.

>>34281596
I wanna see ones where they actually talk back.

>>34281596
>>34281179
Where you located at m8. Could be the time. Same guy who said to keep it going

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>>34281836
It's rather rare and usually not very interesting. I'm surprised if their responses are more than 3 words.

What can you expect from women

This is why I wish tinder made it so every message, or at least the first two, had to be original

>>34281848
I am in los angeles. Only 10:42 here

>>34282011
Oh fug. Same senpai. How is tinder for you? Im debating about it. Im in the Noho Burbank area

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>>34281848
I don't think she will get this

>>34280634
Need to reply to her soon, otherwise I fear she may unmatch me

>>34280634
Ask her if anal is a yes then.

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>>34282055
Awful. I have had zero dates and have been using it for 4 months (also been using pro for the last two months). I get more matches with boost, but quantity isn't the problem. It's the women. Recently, I've given up and am just spamming them with nonsense.

This woman think she is funny, but she is actually a prostitute

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>>34282099
Kept it simple

>>34282108
This girl really thinks waaaaay too highly of herself. Bitch asking for a 1.5k+ bag for oral.

Coulda get a 10x hotter prostitute to do it everyday for an entire semester with that money.

>>34282108
Chanel is too pricy
Too dear to be paid
So again I ask nicely
Can I get laid?

>>34282577
damn this is too good to pass up, and it even got dubs >>34282108

>>34282743
Already been unmatched by her. Saving for later though

>>34282139
>>34282099
Didn't work. She unmatched.

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This woman is a feminist

>>34283128
Oh boy, this one looks promising

>>34283190
Definitely gonna be an instant unmatch, though.

>tfw live in a small town so chances I'll see Tinder girls on the street is high
>this makes me too scared to ever act like OP does

>>34272729
shit like this comes from r9k posters, not chads.

>>34283190
I'll upload any responses I get in the morning. Think most of them are asleep.