ITT: autistic shit you've witnessed in school >be

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ITT: autistic shit you've witnessed in school

>be in mandatory public speech class
>this fat kid who's a literal omega gets up to do his speech
>brings a Bluetooth speaker up with him for some reason
>states that he's going to play music during his speech
>okay whatever no big deal I guess
>connects it to his phone and hits play
>it's the sad music from Naruto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s
>starts to talk about how he was bullied in school and had no friends
>can barely hear his mumbles over the music
>cringe levels rising
>song suddenly changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk
>takes off his jacket to reveal a fleece Naruto jacket underneath
>ties Naruto's headband to his head
>does a complete 180 in mood and starts talking loudly about how Naruto changed his life
>"Without anime I would have never met my two best friends in the whole wide world, Sakura and Kakashi Sensei"
>in physical pain at this point
>whenever the song buffered, he'd stop and screech in irritation
>teacher informs him his time is up
>ignores him and keeps going for a good three minutes talking about One Piece and other random shit that has nothing to fucking do with Naruto
>thanks us all and does a karate bow at the end
>struts back to his desk blissfully unaware of the secondhand embarrassment he just caused everyone
>the speech was supposed to be a persuasive/informative speech on a political matter of your choice

I still cringe just thinking about it. I really hope that wasn't one of you guys.