How can saiyans even compete with supior namekian cock >

>>34271281
>Saiyans getting cucked is the new meme
>Get namekakked

>>34271281
Namekians don't have cocks

>>34272101
2014
He still doesn't understand psychic sex.

>>34271281
NAMEKED

THEY ARE ASEXUAL SLUG PEOPLE

DID YOU EVER SEE A FEMALE ON NAMEK?

NO. THEY DON'T EXIST. ONLY SLUG

>tfw you will never watch your purebred saiyan wife get namecucked

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>>34271281
>tfw double dose day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
>>34272142
>>34272377
>not knowing that Namekfolk arelike lizards, where their dick comes out their tummy when exited

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>tfw anhedonic
>incapable of enjoying the colorful, drawn-out world of anime
>>haven't watched a dragon ball episode since, like, the fourth grade

Sad!

>>34271281
thx, doc

one dose a day

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Bump
This thread is going somewhere

>>34272101
>Implying they arent similar to penguins with concealed didgeridoos

>>34272418
>Purebred saiyin wife
>Implying there has been purebred saiyin 's within the last hundred years
Face it anon you've lost its over

>>34272991
>This thread is going somewhere
Page 10

>>34272377
Why do you think female namekians are so rare?
Its because they've gone extict from the namekians cucking saiyins so badly.
>A sexual
>Implying that namekians cock's arent the same as dinosaur cock's they have them concealed. To hide the fact they are dominating saiyans women every second of the day

>>34271281
FUCKING DELET THIS!! namekians dont have penises

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Its like /r9k/ doesn't even like shitposting anymore alls anons want is boipussy threads, fem anon threads, trap threads, survey threads, cuck threads etc
What happen to the this place?

>>34273446
Found the saiynan that waifu my nameki piccolo been fuckin

>>34273371
>implying i showed anyone the purebred saiyan other than the superior namekian
you are really stupid young saiyan

>>34271281
Namekians lay eggs from their mouths. They basically reproduce by budding and magic. They are an all male race. They probably understand love even less than the saiyans do, and the saiyans only had 5 people in their history who knew what love was.

thanks for the dosage increase doc

>>34272991
Down-town.

>>34273565
>2014
>Not knowing that all those filthy bulma saiyans are using the latest psychic scouter to get their pussy pounded by supior nameki cock
Face it anon shes as good as a dried up berserker

>>34273568
Top fucking kek
>Implying your waifu wasnt getting pounded by 10 nameki's when cell inbade while you were busy fighting

>>34273568
>species that are space-faring and technologically advanced produce asexually
>zero women in sight

Really made me ponder.

>>34273504
You need to ask yourself what happened to the world around you. Do you not want to be cucked?

>>34273773
>me
>fighting cell or the androids

Fool are you crazy?

Also, What waifu do I have in dragon ball?

Also, what namekians are on earth besides piccolo the single father, and dende the small effeminate boy. Namekians can only be said to cuck earthlings or saiyans by being god of earth. And its not like any of the earthlings or saiyans care.

>>34273797
No man i dont. I dont want to get marriage fucked, fuck a disgusting tranny, etc
Its like people have forgotten the meaning of robot

>>34273871
Yea i forgot your a worthless cyborg that gets powerbux from the state enjoy having your oneitis fucked by piccolo

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>>34273952
What oneitis? You act like I have an opinion on best girl in dragonball. You also act like I would be a z-warrior.

You also ignore namekian biology.

>>34274022
Wow ur kinda a downer anon and this is r9k atleast try to shitpost

>>34274022
>Being on r9k
>Not having a dbz waifu
Kek stupid autistic neet
>Implying namekians dont have concealed horse cocks

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>>34274101
At least try to have consistent shitposting if you're gonna shitpost. >>34274160
And don't assume all guys here have a sexual target in everything.

My waifu is from a completely different series. Videl is the closest thing dbz has to best girl, but toriyama has no fucking clue how to write romance, so everything like development of the female cast and their relationships happen off screen which brings down any waifu quality in the show.

Dbz characters simply aren't waifu material.

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>>34272991
Yes it is senpai! Yes it is.

>>34274243
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MY SUPIOR WAIFU
>TORIMA HAVMS THE WRITING STYLE OF A NIGGER
>NOT HAVING A JOJO WAIFU PATHETIC FAGGOT
Your the reason containment boards exist on this site you debbie downer

>>34274243
Chill out sperg
Its just a prank

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>>34274387
>Jojo waifu

You wat?

>>34274396
Implying my anti bait isn't the highest form of bait.

>>34274243
>so everything like development of the female cast and their relationships happen off screen which brings down any waifu quality
Also made me sad with the show.
Especially with 18. You get robot krillin literally spilling his spaghetti after he removed her self destruct, and suddenly they're married with a kid...What type of shit is that.

>>34274484
I really liked where the saiyaman saga was heading, but then they had to have buu happen, had to take the focus away from gohan's secret identity and videl's tsundere tomboy hero act.

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>>34274448
Is that a jojo reference
JoJo thread?

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>>34274396
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NORMIE GET OUT OUT OUT OUT
>YOU EILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR MY JOJO WAIFU YOU STUPID FUCKING DEGENERATE KEK
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WHY CAN'T THE BETA UPRISING HAPPEN FAST ENOUGH SOON WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL YOU STACYS AND RAPE THEIR CRUCIFIED BODY'S
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34271281
>tfw when you're waifu is canonically married to a Chad
Feels bad

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>>34274665
>implying im not a robot

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>>34274691
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M A GENTLE MEN THAT IS WILLING TO FIGHT
WHILE CHAD IS BUSY FUCKING HER PUSSY THAT IS TIGHT

>>34274691
I'M A GENTLEMEN THATD PROTECT HER FROM THE MASSES
WHILE CHAD IS BUSY FUCKING HER ASSES

>>34274691
>vegeta
>chad
>short
>loves his wife. Out of all the people of his species, only vegeta's parents, goku's parents and vegeta know what love is
>constantly loses
>constantly in second place against goku
>gets really fucking angry about small bullshit
>stuck up about heritage of a dead race
>spends all his time alone pursuing his hobbies
>is a neet

Vegeta is a beta trying to act like a chad.

Actually in the mood to rewatch DBZ now.
Question though, has anyone seen Kai and is worth watching over the original airing?

Watching the updated remastered version seems like a no brainer, but it says they cut out "filler".

>>34274766
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
FUCKING NORMIES THINK THEY CAN COME TO R9K AND ARE ROBOT
WHAT ELSE DO U WANT TO TAKE FROM ME CHAD
YOUR ALREADY BUSY FUCKING THE WAIFUS THROAT
WHOM I GAVE HER THE GIFT OF A COAT

>>34274858
Wouldn't know, but I watched the series for the first time awhile back and just watched the original subbed super long version.

>>34274825
Vegeta was a true robot

>>34274825
Idk anon.
Before Goku he was definitely Chad, just because Goku came along and outshined doesnt mean he loses that status, He's just a weaker Chad

>>34274905
Before goku, vegeta was a slave to frieza. After goku, vegeta got cocky and tried to kill frieza and got wrecked gard, then he got obsessed with becoming a super saiyan and cried like a bitch about wanting it, then he got wrecked by android 18 hard, then he let cell power up and got wrecked by cell hard, then goku died and vegeta became depressed, then vegeta blew himself up to do absolutely nothing to buu, then he had to fuse witn goku, then he finally admitted goku was better than him.

Vegeta was a bitch for all of dbz.

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Does anyone know the name of the guy in these blacked memes? Just curious is all.


Also need more like this

>>34274876
Yeah, just googled. Most people say Z but I think they're just stuck with their nostalgia goggles on.
I'll probably do Kai since it has better pacing and animation etc. I rememberthose days of coming home to watch Toonami and it taking literally entire episodes for someone to charge their SS form while everyone else just watched 7 commented with filler dialogue

>>34275012
Ok yeah, you're right definitely not Chad then.
So, basically a muscular robot who instead of being obsessed with women is obsessed with training then?

>>34275093
It never took a full episode to charge super saiyan. It took time to learn a super saiyan grade in the room of spirit and time (hyperbolic time chamber) but there was always stuff going on, even if it was just character development, or fights between characters at obvious disadvantages.

Try kai if you've seen the show, but know the original show is always viable.

>>34275128
Basically, vegeta was a beta amongst a race of chad's who became chad like on earth if he didn't work for frieza, if there wasn't any other member of his race around, and if his race wasn't built for ignoring romance. He could have fucked aliens all across the galaxy, but he simply blew up planets until he started getting wrecked on earth.

Also remember, goku never once beat vegeta in a fight, but vegeta still acted like goku was stronger than him and based his entire self esteem on beating goku.

>>34274691
is yamcha actually /ourguy??
>lonely wolf living comfy in the desert
>Very Shy
>afraid of women
>somehow he Finds a qt gf
>Out of nowhere Space chad stole his gf

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>>34276023
>/ourguy??
Pic related is desu senpai
literally our future

>>34274858
no the pace is just awful,the filler is inbetween canon episodes sometimes dragging out scenes like characters powering up for 5 minutes looking each others for a whole episode,inconsistecies and some other shit Kai is A true remastering of the original series and they even fix some animation issues too.

>>34276216
Already made my decision earlier lol, but thx anyway.
Kai torrents about 80%ish done already

>>34274770
not anymore its not >:D

>>34274691
Bulma was literally a Stacy and your waifu is shit.
A smart Stacy, but one nonetheless

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>>34271281
>How can saiyans even compete with supior namekian cock
Weren't Namekians basically the black people of DBZ? makes sense

>>34273504
This is the future anon you are the past

Namekians reproduce by laying eggs from their mouth, this even being a trait only the leader of the tribe can have. There are no female namekians either, so 99% of namekians not only don't reproduce, but the few that do each generation don't have the evoluutionary need to have a penis either.

That being said, those arms can get pretty long.

I'm not feeling too well, I think I need my dose.

>>34273504
We can't get women, so boy/trap butts are all that;s left.
I'd rather that than die a virgin