How are you >feeling right now? >Want to take a shower

Bump a lump a gump

>Just hurt one of my closest friend's feelings really badly
>Feel almost no guilt over it

What's happening to me?

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>want to make myself dinner
>roommate brought random people over

i-i guess I'll stay in my room and nibble on the half a pop tart i didn't eat this morning.

15 minute dumps ? you mean masturbating ?

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>>34271123
>This
Yeah, unless I'm having stomach problems or something, if I take more than 5-10 minutes it's because I'm jerking it.

>>34271148
so there we have it.

OP, bang on the door and threaten to help your roomie out if he's not done in 5 minutes. You will either get him out of the closet or out of the toilet.

>>34270792
Earlier today

>at Uni
>be somewhat good at math and physics
>like to help groupmates even on my own time
>do the calculations on most group projects
>jokingly say that now I can slack on some of the verbal presentations and projects
>everyone goes silent and start giving me death stares
Really pays to be a 'nice guy'

also
>medical check at uni
>"have you been having any unprotected sex?"
>n-no...
>"you wrote that you have problems with presentations in front of class?" Well most people do, just practice more"
>oh o-ok...thanks

Feeling like quitting on life

>3rd day of university after transferring from CC
>it's 100% worse and has made me realize I have no social skills
>have a class on the south campus after a class on the north campus
>the only possible way I can make it on time is if I ride a bike on the sidewalks
>don't have a bike and was 10 minutes late to class
>skipped the honors orientation because I don't want to be in the honors program
>forgot to wear deodorant today

Why did they tell me Uni would be better?