>tfw get qt virgin gf several months ago >life finally

>>34263733

Good luck mayne. Don't lose her

I'll take "story I made up and didn't happen" for $200.

>>34263733
>>tfw get qt virgin gf several months ago
>>life finally turning around
>>have lots and lots of lewd sex
>>have a big dick
Keep writing that fanfiction bud

>>34263733
Just a reminder that a big dick is 7 plus inches and a girth of 6 plus anything else you are a dicklet

>>34263860
>>34263918
>implying I care if robots think it's fake
Thanks for the yous for my blog
>>34263757
will do
>>34263936
what this anon said. I'm bigger than that so it was a bit of a bitch to fuck early on. coconut oil is breddy gud though

>>34263733

Where'd you meet her, anon?

Get rid of the robot already

OP obviously doesn't understand how vaginas work. Fake story.

sounds like fucking bullshit

>>34263860
>>34263918
>>34264107
>>34264127

the roasties are getting toasty

>>34264171
>this desperate to deflect being called out on obvious bullshit story

>>34264071
skewl
>>34264171
indeed. only regret is not taking a lot of pictures before, there's a pretty obvious difference.
she even acknowledges it

>>34264202

>skewl

Damn. I won't even get a chance to meet a qt virgin until this summer, then.

I don't think that's how that works, like at all.

>>34263918
You won't believe it, but shit like that happens.

My ex cried the first time we had sex. Broke up with her because she became a cunt.