I've been drinking and nothing feels real ask me about

>>34261232
Did you fall down the stairs again?

what happened to this my life is a meme guy?

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>>34261232
>anon wakes up after being pushed down the stairs
>opens eyes, sees this
>she says "oh, he's still alive"
what does?

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>>34261656
>"C-call me m-maybe?..."

>>34261232
I told you before, why do you do this to yourself?
You're so handsome... I'd be the happiest man on earth if I could love you and pamper you and take care of you every night and remind you of how much I care about you every morning...

Looks like someone didn't remember the first two rules of fight club.

>>34261232
What happened to you?

Original.

>>34262109
Don't make me kick your ass again, now zip it buster!