Hello /r9k/, I'm here because /pol/ is overrun by shills

I am. Gonna be nice to watch it live. Even if he gets assassinated I win either way I just want entertained.
MAGA or WW3 both are fine with me

>>34260296
What's a maga?

>>34260296
Go back to /pol/ you piece of shit stop fucking up other boards. I liked Donald Trump until you fuckers decided to shit up the site.

>>34260318
I think they will be smart enough to put that 5-inch safety glass around him to avoid anyone from trying anything stupid.

>>34260319
It's magic, tune in tomorrow to see it happening.

Fuck off normies with your politics

>>34260370
Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone sneaks a grenade in and does a perfect throw right into the safety box blowing Trump up into a bloody mess on all 4 corners of the wall?

It's perfectly plausible.

>>34260370
That made me scoff until I remembered the exact same talk from libs in 08. And I don't think people vehemently hated Obama as much as folks hate Trump. Someone might actually be stupid enough to put Pence in in the oval office.

When is the state mandated girlfriend arriving in the mail?

>>34260340
It's the shills and paid posters that fucked up /pol/, so now you have to deal with our containment board leaking. Also if you let a mongolese horse breeding forum affect your opinion of the next US president, you ought to stick to jacking off to underage cartoon figures.

>>34260296
What time does the inauguration start OP?

>>34260380
I don't have a TV is David Blaine doing something or what? Isn't mana magic? Maga sounds Hungarian or something.

>>34260446
I think the event starts at around 11am ET senpai, idk when Trump speaks.

>>34260319
It's an acronym standing for "Make America Great Again", Donald Trump's campaign slogan.
The 'magic' shit is /pol/tards believeing that getting dubs on their posts is a sign that an egyptian chaos god is blessing their memes.

>>34260296
>he thinks /pol/ isn't over-run by cucks 24/7
They're all "right wing" gynocentric traditionalists, the penultimate cucks.

>>34260494
>getting digits means it's a sign from an ancient egyptian chaos god blessing our memes
You got that right famalam, check 'em

>>34260511
Singles and Kek will kill Donald Trump and Putin at the same time to create true chaos, shattering the minds of /pol/tards that ever though Right Wing, order loving authoritarians would be given the favour of a CHAOS god.

>>34260492
ET huh thats early noonish in pst right?

>>34260555

check this trickerino

>>34260511
Check'd nice one m8

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>>34260556
damn almost had it

>>34260296
Why do you people care so much about the president? Why do you think NEETs and losers on /r9k/ care about the president?

>thinking that Trump is going to keep his promises
You got played

>>34260340

Meme voters like you are the worst. At least be honest instead of blaming shit on others. If you knew anything about the issues you wouldn't be so extremely swayed by pictures of frogs.

>>34260620
>implying it's about frogs
He's just asking you to keep /pol/ shit on /pol/ instead of running wild and screaming "NIGGER FEGGOT DEGENERATES" at anyone who dares do something you don't like.
You're the SJW police of 4chan and brought in the largest influx of normies and phoneposters because of your board's "fame" during the election.

4chan would be better without /pol/ or normies.

>>34260572

>Trump isn't going to to actually do X

Don't you ever get tired of making this statement and being proven wrong at every turn? He isn't even in office yet he's been kicking and or fucking every problem's ass in sight. It's hilarious he did more good before getting in office than Obama did in two terms. We're about to exit the dark age and enter another golden age.

>>34260656
But Trump isn't actually going to Make America Great Again, since he's Pro-Israel.
Face it goyim, you got played by a controlled opposition plant by the jews. You honestly think the NWO Globaists are so retarded as to not use controlled oposition to placate their nationalist enemies with a perceived victory?
Trump will keep you feeling like you're winning for 8 years, by which time the Globaists will have their drone police force ready for deployment, programmed to execute all sexist racist biggots.

>>34260647

>implying I'm from /pol/

You're the outsider here, rebbitfag. 4chan definitely doesn't have sjw place because we're practically as leftist as tumblreddit at this point. 4chan would be better if you killed yourself. You're parents would be happier too.

>>34260693
>>>/x/
Fuck off with your little conspiracy theories about space jew reptilians.

>>34260733
even without the jew stuff you are still gullible as fuck if you think trump isn't for the establishment.

>>34260656
t. "obama is a great man" trump
t. "i'm not going to jail hilary" trump
t. "i love israel" trump
t. "i love mexicans" trump
congratulations, you elected a beta male

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>>34260702
>disliking the /pol/ moralfag police means I'm from reddit, who love moralfag police
kys cunt

>>34260733
>conspiracy
Are you implying Trump doesn't love his Israel masters?
Happy Hanukkah anon!

>>34260702
After reading this post you can tell you're from /pol/. not even the anon you responded too btw.

>>34260693
>tfw going trans made you go from a /pol/fag to a state-licensed feminist
feels good friends
i'm ready for globalism

>>34260751

Trump is as anti-establishment as they come.

>>34260769

I like Israel too. They're shady but at least they know how to deal with Muslims.

>>34261106
>Trump is anti establiment
>the Jews are cool with me
The dissonance is real lads.

exactly when does the inauguration happen and where can i watch it? i need to know EST + - whatever so i can figure it out

>>34261106
Trump is as pro-establishment as they come. If he was anti establishment he would not have gotten the tons and tons of free publicity on establishment news networks.

>>34260803
After reading this post I can tell you love the taste of dicks, your father's especially.

>>34260296
>Maga hat
Check
>Popcorn
Check
>Chips
Check
>Music, Shadilay and Hulk hogans theme
Check

IM SO EXCITED

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>>34260319
when the penis touch.

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>>34260370
has anyone ever been assassinated by indirect mortar fire?

>>34261194
Your "gee-wizz" authenticity is adorable.

>>34260647
Wow calm down he hasnt said any of that. Im fucking tired of leftypol turds coming here bitching about alleged/ pol/ users because someone isnt a feminist, socialist or hillary supporters. You people are the real ones destroying /r9k/ with your 10 white hate threads daily, daily feminism threads, and communism bullshit. Has /pol/ done any of that? You have to go back
>normies
Confirmed new

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>>34262475

Hold up right there. This is the fact police.

>Never been to leftypol
>Assume that they're pro feminist, hillary supporters or democraps.

They hate all of that stuff more than /pol/ does.
Also:
>/pol/ is actually raiding leftypol with the anarcofem flags threads.

There are pics of that.
>And yes, the poster who organized all of that was a jew /pol/ user.