Redownloaded tinder the other day. Have only been getting matched

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>>34256791
Am from germany, I never had a good match

If you are average looking like me prepare to get ignored on those apps, it's the best case though, from the few chats I managed to start, one became a actual date.

>girl looks good on pics, felt like a winner
>in person she was pretty fat and had a pig nose, i am unsure if she used photoshop or if she was good at angles and shit
>she was 160cm tall and weighed about 90kg
>oh hey, you must be anon, nice to meet you, let's go eat something.
>she wants to go to mc donalds...
>we sit there and she talks about how she started to get thinner so fast by not eating anymore whilst eating a bic mac
>"oh anon, you're pretty buff, i couldn't bring myself to go to the gym as often as you." (am pretty /fit/ lots of working out)
>"oh anon I am sure you could beat my ex"
>takes pictures nonstop to make her ex jealous i guess.
>she pays and wants to go to the cinema
>i say no and leave and delet the app.

At least i got a free meal

>>34256851
Damn, the worst are fat girls who take pictures from angles where you cant tell they are fat, although now i'm used to identifying the trick. Sorry you had to deal with a goblin who used edited photos dude lol. But i'd say i'm average too, but when tinder first came out I had much better luck, I feel like somethings changed.

>>34256791

>>Says she only wants casual hookup
>>SCOREE

Serves you right for being promiscuous you degenerate.

>get good matches
>too scared to chat with any of them
>uninstall
>repeat

>>34256791
>catfishing on tindr
>match with chad
>talk to chad for a while
>invite chad out
>chat messaging constantly, 'i'm there, where are you???'
Block.
Am I the only one who does this? its so fun.