Starting a job in a couple of weeks after being unemployed for

Melatonin+antihistamine

Puts me to sleepp

Pull an all nighter, stay up until 9pm the next day, dose yourself with sleeping pills, force yourself up at 5am then at 9pm dose yourself again

I've worked jobs with shift work where I only get 2-3 days to adjust to a new sleep schedule so I became used to it

You have a couple of weeks, what's the problem?

>sleep at 4 AM, wake up at 1 PM
>tomorrow you sleep at 3 AM, wake up at 12 AM
>next day you sleep at 2, wake up at 11
>repeat as needed

Are you sure you can handle a job if you have trouble with something this stupid?

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>>34247847
>fucked up
>4am to 1 pm

mate try 11am to 8pm

I usually work nights but sometimes they like to switch things up for me. The answer is drugs. After hitting a bridge going 65mph I decided to stop fucking around. A split second earlier I could have hit that first post part and died. Luckily I hit the middle of it and bounced off.

Adderall for wake, clonidine and a handful of various otc sleep aides for sleep. Alcohol is bad for sleep and only fucks you up worse. Getting on a schedule is the easy part unless you purposely screw it up. It's when they move you forward 12 hours when it gets tricky.

>>34248035
Do you live in the US, I don't I guess it's easier getting drugs where you live, but it's not the same for I'm afraid

>>34248084

I live in the US. I don't expect clonidine to be hard to get but a lot of countries are retarded when it comes to amphetamines.

Modafanil may be an option, if not you could order it black or gray market. I don't know of anywhere that tests for it regularly.

>>34247976
I'm not sure at this point.