>Chad's get away with this I saw this on an okc thread

I do that regularly, don't see what's hard to believe

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>>34247070
I would fucking kill myself if I wrote that. For fucks sake.

>>34247070
Not being autistic helps a lot senpai.

Stop pointing out how everything comes easy to them. It will do you no good.

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>>34247070
Looks dont matter, just personality!

Don't worry about getting fit anon, just keep practicing your smooth game and you'll be in!

>>34247113
No you wouldn't, because you'd be too busy breaking down in tears of joy that a woman didn't immediately shut you down for once.

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>>34247070
It goes on. Original bogaloo

>>34247108
You must be a Chad or a liar than.

Wait what's wrong with it? Looks like a good way to playfully initiate contact and gauge interest.
It's not dripping with autism and desperation like most convos posted here, is that it?

>>34247179
Not him, but this hit me like a ton of bricks.

>>34247228
Yes but if it didn't work it would come across as desperate. And also, if it fails, how do you recover?

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>>34247070
Chads have it easy man

>>34247070

This is how people interact with one another.

People use soup vegetables to make soup. You are a soup vegetable. Your greatest value to the world is as soup.

Become soup, little veggie. Become soup.

Its demonstrating that you have value and women fucking love what they can't have, you could be totally lying and it turns them on.

>>34247281
It's a fucking online dating site not your oneitis.

If it fails, move on to the next.

>>34247281
Heres the trick: you don't fail.
This is a power move that shows confidence and forces escalation by skipping stupid small talk.

>>34247317
What do you mean by this?
>select all images with trees.

>>34247528
I've seen this vegetable soup bullshit in another thread, I think some autist is trying to force a meme.

>>34247204
Damn. That guys is actually pretty good. Knows to get number. Knows how to get it. He asserts a cool confidence here the subtlety of which is probably lost to robots.

>>34247070
>Chad fucks Stacy easy
>water is wet
What is the problem here?

>>34247489
This. If you are always worrying about if you fail, you will never take any chances and inevitable fail anyways.

>>34247802
But we would never succeed anyways so a shot like that is hopeless

>>34247528
Just some shitposting. All the people saying that is a good strat should know it would never work for us.

>>34247317
This nigga is lit

>>34247407
The sad thing is that she probably is someone's oneitis, and she's just going to fuck this Chad anyways.

>>34248262
Holy shit. This hit me hard.

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>>34248262
Fuck you man. You didn't have to say that..

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>>34248262
man, why you did this to me ?

>>34248916
>>34248677
>>34248556
Sorry m8s, but it is the reality of the situation

>>34247601
I challenge you to try the exact same thing while not being attractive. It would be over after the first line

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Damn, anyone else find that convo so fucking cringeworthy?

>>34247070
this isn't even game lmfao this is like middle school tier flirting

you pull the

'i'm talking to a real cute girl, i'd love to take her out'

'oh yeah? it's you"

LO L

geez if you guys haven't done this shit you guyts haven't lived

the real chad shit that hits you hard is when they flat out say
'my cock, your mouth, saturday afternoon'
'sounds good'
'pick you up at 3'

see

>>34249002
It definitely is, but the fact he pulled it off pisses me off man.

>>34247317
nikka.....


originikka

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>>34248986

If he isn't attractive, then it doesn't really matter what he says anyway.

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>>34249220
I wonder what would have happened if an average looking guy tried this..

>HEY LMAO HAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS NERD TRYING TO PICK ME UP
>OMG STACEY!
>It's so cringy hahaha!

I honestly want someone to try this with like 20 girls just to see their reactions. Then we can line it up with Chad and show these normies why we shoot up their schools

man i tried this shit once but the girl got upset and wouldnt talk to me,

>>34249669
Just goes to show ya..
>>34249512
They would laugh and post screenshots and shit of how cringe it was.

>>34249331
B-but looks aren't everything :^(
Maybe we are just better off blissfully ignorant.

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>>34249596

It would go like in the Ghostbusters movie (the real one).

> ARE YOU A CHAD?
> No
> THEN... DIE! REEEEE!
> *shoots lightning bolts everywhere*

>>34249596
The ultimate red pill.

>>34249943
Women sperg out as bad as autists when confronted with non Chad's and nonnormies.

>>34250514
You should see what happens when a Chad rejects them or postpones plans

>>34247070
Eh if it works for him then good for him. I just know it won't for me so I am settled and content with that cact