How many robot parents do we have here? I have 5 children aged

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>>34246539
>parent
>robot

Chose one as you can't be both. Being a parent sucks but not in a way that makes you a robot.

Get of this board you normie.

> One 4 years old beautiful daugther. She is my sun and ligth of my heart.
> She lives with his mother and grandparents at 600 km from where i work and live.
>i can see her 2 times a month, bc his mother is a bitch. Even tho i talk with her every day via line, phone or wastapp.
> one retarded adoptive son, of my actual GF. The lil fucker is hard core robot material a pee pee poo poo in the making.
> freeaking faggot how i hate him.
> my gf is now pregnant.

So i am hipoteticaly father of three.

>>34246539
HOW DO ANON?!?!?!?

13 year old daughter, her mother died some time ago so it's just us, we wanted to have another one later but that didn't happen
After she died I sort of shut down so that's how I ended up here

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>>34246539
>triplets
jesus, have you been handling it well?

>>34247263
Roasties btfo top kek

>>34246539
I only have one daughter. She'll be 13 in April.

>>34246650
I'm 26 and my baby momma is the only woman I've been with and will probably ever be with. I haven't been with a woman in 13 years and when we did it, I didn't even know jack shit about sex. I'm basically a virgin at this point.

>>34246650

>probably is into traps and anime
>Calls others a normie

>>34247391

Yeah. I wanted 4 anyway, and the house is 4 bedroom. 5 has been a bit more than we can cope easily with, but we manage very well.

>>34247416
Care to elaborate?
Original comment

>>34247263
Wow. I wasnt ready for this feel

>>34247526
Eh, it's been a while, I can joke about it a bit

>>34247613

Are you one of the oldies in /britfeel/? I'm surprised how many 35+ are in there

>>34247637
Nah, I'm American, gonna be 38 in few months
Weird having one foot in the grave

>>34247434
having a kid at 13 is ruff m80

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>>34246539
>having children
>robot
?????wtf??????

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Since I'd assume you would have a more honest opinion, what are your thoughts on married life and how contemporary robots view it and stacies in general?

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>>34247767
Yeah, no joke.

It fucked up my ability to interact with women. I'll probably never have a gf.

I'm still traumatized by it and the things that happened after. Confirmed by my shrink.

My son is 11, he is more robot material than I ever was, I'm not sure how to Chad him up though.

>>34247917
If it's genuine love, it's fucking amazing
I'd come home, kiss my wife, kiss my kid, she didn't work a lot so the house was taken care of, dinner was ready
We'd talk forever, it never got boring for some reason, even if we had nothing to talk about, just snuggle up on the couch and put the TV on not even paying attention, just lying on each other
We'd eventually go to bed and snuggle up, if we wanted to fuck, we fucked, we'd wake up in all kinds of positions with each other
I usually woke up a little before her, so I'd just look at her for a while, when we didn't have work we'd just lay in bed
I'm >>34247263 by the way

>>34248005
You have to let your bull show him the ropes. Let them toss the old pigskin around or play lacrosse or something.

You weren't man enough to please your wife and you're not man enough to raise your son. Luckily, your bull is there to take care of it!

>>34248133
How did you meet and get to know her?

>>34248186
Old fashion way, school
We always got assigned seats next to each other because our last names were really close, naturally we became friends
I liked her for a while but didn't realize she liked me until she gave me a kiss on the cheek in a really non friendly way
General tip with girls, if they have a younger sibling, spoil them, her younger brother loved me because I'd always teach him things or buy him dumb shit, her older brother was a little harder to win over, he blamed me when she died, while her little brother came over to our house and cried

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>>34248337
>he blamed me when she died
what the fuck? why?

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>>34248337
Jesus Christ man, that's one hell of a feel you've got there. That's the kind of thing I think would happen to me based on my previous luck, assuming I was lucky enough to get a wife. Tonight before I go to sleep I'll probably cry thinking of the weight that you must carry in your soul.

>>34248451
I think he was just mad, everyone was
We live a few states down from both of our families so I guess it was just "she lived with you and now she's dead"
It took a while for him to come around, but whenever he visits, he just talks to our daughter and leaves, just says "hey" to me

>>34248626
Nah mate, I won't say I've moved on but I do my best to remind myself I'm not gonna see her any time soon, and there's no point in dwelling on it

>>34248761

>any time soon

Does that mean you're religious? It's a shitty thing man, hang in there, raise that kid with as much love as 2

>>34248880
No, I'm not religious that's just the way I worded it sorry for the confusion
Yea, the kid and I are really close since it's just us
She's good though, but sometimes I take a step back and realize she's just little me which is funny and cute but also scares me

>>34246539
3 boys. 17, 11, 4

>>34249088
Why'd you space them out so much?

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>>34249019
I'm not religious either but damn, I truly hope for your sake, and probably even my last shreds of sanity, that we're both wrong and that there is a god. I think I'd like to have kids one day. Do you think in retrospect that it's been worth it so far? Also, I think someone asked already but I don't think you answered it; are the robots right about women? Are women actually bad?