porn is better than having a girlfriend, right? A girlfriend

>>34242834
You retired?

>>34242834
nothing is better than the real thing tho anon. you can have re create the warmth of a cutie laying on your chest. making that snuggle momvent with her head like your her big pillow. damn is it warm. or the feeling of your dick pumping a nice warm load into her mouth then looking in shock as she swallows and licks the tip clean and your legs make that jolt because of how sensitive your tip gets after completion

>>34242834
Reminder to buy a heavy onahole hip and watch pov vr porn videos

Well my gf buys video games and cooks good food for me. it's also cool to have someone to do stuff with, just don't live with a girl cause when you get tired of them you can't just kick them out

>>34242834
The joke is that you're actually right.

Just one hour ago or so, a so-called femanon has started a thread about her "problems" but that's not the point, the point is that she genuinely admitted that she and her kind will INEVITABLY get bored of a relationship.
Which means, that in the long run the only thing tying her to a man is the children and the welfare, and even that is not enough to ensure that she won't go away.

So, from my perspective, you should better just satisfy yourself with porn and eventually high-quality prostitutes since women means using money anyway. That way, you won't have to deal with a succubus and you're free to taste all kind of different women during your lifetime.

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ayyy bois I cant wait for the future

my gf does all this:

>laundry
>picks out clothes for me
>cleans
>washes dishes
>helps me cum sometimes
>allows me to see and touch her ass/tits whenever i want
>compliments me
>cuddles me
>talks to me
>forces me into social situations to better myself

she's emotionally needy sometimes but you just tune it out and and say stuff like "aww i'm sorry" or repeat the last sentence that she said and act like it's bad.

>>34243130
>my gf
Nice story. Original.

>>34243016
nah bro my mom really loves my dad. you gotta treat women like shit dude. he doesnt even look at her anymore he just drinks and smokes after a hards day of work. locks himself in his room. all she does is talk about and think about him and other women shit. 25 year marriage bro.

>>34243155
you know there's normies on this board right?

>>34243198
normie shmormie. your gonna label a person because hes sick of being a basement dweller and actual went to change his life?

>>34242834
investing on women is the dumbest shit ever because they are a depreciating asset. their beauty fades and I would recommend robots to save up for a robot wife who will stay beautiful forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwiYBRipTgY

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>>34243198
why though?

they should just fuck off

>>34243130
Sometimes...should be multiple times a week if she was a good gf like mine

>>34243172
your dad is chad, bro

>>34242834
>with lower intellect
>mfw no girlfriend who is smarter than you. One that takes charge and treats you like her big toy to fulfill her needs

>>34243414
yes it should be at least 2-3 times hopefully more but don't expect a girl to be your sexual slave it's not gonna happen.

Waste of investment imo. Only worthwhile if youre chadded enough to get away with putting in minimal effort.