>sitting at the office >doing my business >normie colleagues

if you answered them they would have laughed at you

that's just how normies do

normies don't understand privacy or touchy subjects

>>34242816
>I l-like watching mutilated animals fading to death being fucked by multiple guys
Two things would have happend here:
>They go ahead, so it makes it look like they do not even heard it right.
>What the fuck is wrong with you, anon? This is why you will always be a single sad guy

>"3rd graders"
>blank stares
>calmly sip coffee
>return to answering email

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>>34242937
wow ur cool boy

"Answering stupid questions. I'm rock hard right now bro"

>"I fantasize about getting blackmailed by one of my co-workers and having to be their sex slave until they get bored of me. I want them to pound their thick cock into me in one of the bathroom stalls while he calls me a whole plethora of dirty names especially "faggot." I want him to choke me and slap me and make me cry. I want him to piss on me and make me feel absolutely worthless."
>"haha, you're pretty funny, anon."

You should have probably said something like a maid costume, school girl costume, nurse costume, or sexy police girl costume.

I imagine most normies fetishes are some halloween tier cosplay shit. Either that or porn genres.

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>>34242816
>tfw your fetish is getting asked inappropriate questions

"I like fat girls with big saggy tits and stretch marks" I'm being serious too that is my fetish but I don't think I would want anybody to know about it irl

I have no fetish

I am asexual

>>34242816
you upset him more than he lets on, don't worry.

>>34242816
So, OP?

what is it