Oh hey there cleancucks! I'm just enjoying all the free time I have now that I don't wash.
What's that? It only takes you 5 minutes to wash yourself in the morning? Well, let's do some maths. So that's 35 minutes lost out of your week. Wow! Almost as bad as wagecucks.
That's 30 hours lost in the year! Over a day sunk just to appease social standards...
So say you live 80 years, that's over three months of your entire life sunk!
Anyway, I'm going to go bang my gf (who isn't a shallow whore and doesn't care that I don't wash). Keep mindlessely following society cleancucks!
truly a new low
Groan. Nothing funny or clever about this lame bait.
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>>34242365
kek, spotted the cleancucks
oh shit, it's been an hour without bathing! you better hope into the shower now since society tells you to
Mfw dogger chilling right next to me while i'm eating rn
Thank you for providing me with this delicious free meal in my safe and comfy hikki haven, wagecucks!
>>34242330
>>34242465
dermatitis neglecta
have fun turning into a nigger.