Why are you all so traumatized of not having a gf? Just pay

>>34242154
>>Just pay a whore and get rid off your virginity
how would that solve my problem, idiot

im not
most people fell for the masturbation is healthy meme and are now mentally cucked

>>34242154
Need Entertainment Ent.

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>>34242171
What's your problem? i see you here complaining every single of your internet days crying and whining about not having a qt gf.

You would get rid off your virginity and you would realize its just like fapping, you would be in peace with your mind for once.

>>34242154

It's a basic biological function you idiot. If our genetics didn't compel us to go and have sex than of course we wouldn't care. You're not exempt from it either, merely having sex isn't enough.

It's not fair that huge douchebag jock retards get to have constant 3-somes and mindnumbing sex while im stuck here eating tendies in my moms basement. its just not fair.

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>>34242212
>He thinks that genetics force us to have sex every day and become mentally crippled to do anything at all if we don't have a ''''gf'''

You're retarded aren't you?

>>34242262

Whether you realize it or not, you are constantly making descisions on the best ways to have sex possible. Your brain is constantly trying to analyse subconsciously how it can pass off its seed.

All of your thoughts and actions are motivated by this one thing. And you're saying it doesn't matter? It's literally the whole point of existence. Procreation is the final ultimatium. It's all that we exist for. Food and thinking and all that other stuff is just a means to an end.

Aren't you mad you're not having mind numbing orgasms right now? You should be, chad is stealing that away from you/

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>>34242208
>You would get rid off your virginity and you would realize its just like fapping
how
does
that
make
me
not
want
a
gf

>>34242154
Wrong. I have been dumped several times before solely because I was a virgin. After you are 21 or so most women expect a certain level of experience.

Life is also so much better after losing it. You feel more confident, you sont have to worry about not experiencing one of lifes fundamental experiences and women respect you a lot more (assuming you didnt pay for it)

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>>34242327
You're assuming a lot of stuff even so you've not meet me.

My brain is not looking for sex and you should not either be doing that. Stop acting like a dirty animal and have some respect for yourself.

''''''Chad'''''' is just a fuckboi that won't get pass the 26's without having depression because he didn't got a good job / be stuck in alimony because of staceys.

If you want to set your ''endgame'' to procreation as ultimatum you're just a conformist animal that doesn't deserve anything at all.

Grow some balls anon, stop blamming Chad because of being a failure.

>>34242352
It will make you realize that there is nothing magical about sex, give you enough experience to put yourself a comdom, learn how to touch a woman without being a pussy, etc.

>>34242396
>Wrong. I have been dumped several times before solely because I was a virgin
Excuses, unless you were dating the town bycicle i don't see why a gf would drop you because of lack of experience.

Either you were like a fucking stone not doing anything at all because you're fat or you were just not able to have an erection, either way you need to start walking because women expect you to ''move'' your hips in and out, not the other way around in sex.

There is nothing complicate about sex, you're all making it really difficult but sex is literally something us human beings have been doing for our whole existence.'''

>>34242475
>It will make you realize that there is nothing magical about sex
how does that make me not want a gf
>give you enough experience to put yourself a comdom
??????
>learn how to touch a woman without being a pussy
no it won't, fucking a prostitute sounds like a horribly awkward and stressful experience
>etc.
no NOT "etc", you haven't said shit yet you can't just say etc and pretend you have more reasons

>>34242475
>i don't see why a gf would drop you because of lack of experience.

Yeah, well you wont see much until you go outside and actually talk to a real woman.

In their eyes, if you havent had at least a little sex by your 20's, that must mean something is wrong with you because in all that time not one single woman chose you for something as "simple" and "easy" as a NSA ONS. It's their version of "damaged goods". Plus they want to enjoy sex so they expect the man to have at least some idea of what he is doing, and expect a virgin to be awkward and unfulfilling and to finish cumming in 10 seconds.

The stereotypes surrounding male virginity dont help much either.

And next time read what I wrote dumbass. "Being dumped for being a virgin" means I never even got my clothes off, so being "fat" or having ED has nothing to do with it.

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>>34242517
What do i have to tell you? touching a hooker with your hands, feel her soft skin, her weight in your lap, touch her hair and make her a whole mess while she gives you a blowjob will make you realize its not the big deal.

You're a really stressful person aren't you? you need to relax your thoughs. It won't be awkward if you explain that you're a virgin and you would like to learn how to pleasure a woman in bed.

I did this and lost my virginity to one, i'm no longer afraid. You should do the same anon, you're just torturing yourself in this pity pit you're stuck.

>>34242475

all chads have great lives and make it well past the age of 26... what??? by that age theyve all become dads and have settled down, or they own a business well were all still stuck in our mothers basement bitter and jaded

and i told you, wether you know you're doing it or not, your brain is always subconsciously seeking out sex, when it cant get it, it is focusing on survival and thinking of ways where it can find another human to mate with

dont you understand? everything you do is motivated by vanity, how you look and appear to others, social hieracrhys. all so you can procreate, it's just a more complex process for human beings than it is for other animals

you are an animal anon, i dont know why you think youre above that.

>>34242575
>You're a really stressful person aren't you? you need to relax your thoughs.
s h h h h h

stop

>>34242575
If thats your only option so be it, but being with a hooker makes you less desirable in most womens eyes. It makes you look thirsty and desperate as fuck, and implies you are too incompetent to get even the lowest of the low on OKC.

>>34242154
A whore is not a gf.

>>34242208
>you would realize its just like fapping,

gee, i wonder why people continue to have sex

>>34242154
I did pay a whore for my virginity and now I regret it everyday.

>>34242603
you dont tell that you had sex with a hooker...

>>34242717
Then you are a lying PoS no better than they are.

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>>34242575
Just leave me be anon pls ;_;

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>>34242562
>Yeah, well you wont see much until you go outside and actually talk to a real woman.
Do you want to date a tumblr woman or what? Look, most hookers in the stripclubs are either in a really dire situation and they're forced to work there, a lot of the dancers/strippers in stripclubs are just looking a away to provide for their family and most are single moms.

Now the '''real''' woman is probably a girl that already ride around 18 different cocks in her life by the time she's 21. They're not any worse and you're paying for a service to get rid off your ''Chad'' schizophrenia once you have sex.

>>34242584
This is the kidn of mentaility i used to had when i was a desesperate virgin, but once you get rid off it you will realize ''Is this what i was crawling for the whole time?''

Also you can't expect a ''gf'' to fix your shit, she can't really provide the affection you're negating yourself by imposing your ''Chad Schizophrenia'' into your whole life.

>>34242603
Do you think that women are all pure saints? they hate hookers because they provide the ''fun times'' in a cheap way, the '''real women'' you talk about are women that will put you down, make you give them emotional support, leech on your emotions and can even rip off your whole life in half if you're bad lucky enough.

>>34242664
At least make yourself sure you're paying for something decent, don't go cheap when you're losing your virginity.

>>34242717
I did went with a few friends i knew from old times and invited them 2 buckets of beer, we had a great time. It was fun also when i told the dancer girl to walk weird when we were done so they get impressed

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>>34242774
Just realize that it is not the big deal to not have a gf.

The only person that can make truly feel better yourself is... yourself.

There is no end to the ''party'' for men, but women are forced to end the part at 30 years old. Enjoy your life as a long term wine that only gets better.

>>34242897
>Just realize that it is not the big deal to not have a gf.
>The only person that can make truly feel better yourself is... yourself.
STOP POSTING

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>>34242154
>paying a whore to lose my virginity

That would actually make me feel worse knowing that I have to pay for sex, while other guys who are man enough get it for free from a girl who hasn't had 30+ dicks inside her

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>>34242919
Don't you realize it? the only single being you will have to deal with is your own person, your own judgement, if you start treating yorself with self respect you will have 50% of the affection you need, the other half comes with time, dedication and patience.

By being like you're negating yourself and negating your other half to be complete.

>>34242957
>dude just love yourself lmao
>dude just give it time

>>34242957

that sounds like a sad and desperate form of self justification. thats like if everybody else got pie and you didn't and saying that because you didnt get some you wont gain the extra 0.1kg of fat that everybody else did. thats nothing, just stop already

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>>34242933
They also lost their virginity to a whore, how is this any different?

Difference is that you only had to paid to go straight to business and that ''Chad'' had to probably waste buying clothes, lotion, buying her a nice whiskey.

(((Chad))) probably ended up paying thrice the price you had to paid to have sex.

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>>34243032
>>34243018
There is no justification to being mentally crippled because you can't have sex/feel a girls vagina, if you have to pay a small fee to get rid off that mental incompetence then why make excuses to do it?

>>34243090
>because you can't have sex/feel a girls vagin
it's
not
about
that
you
stupid
nig

>>34243090

Stop promoting hookers for fuck sake. Nobody here wants aids. We want a cute girlfriend we can cuddle and love, that's all. Why is that so difficult? Having sex with prostitutes is downright disgusting.

Im scared of a hooker being an undercover cop and getting busted... then I'd go to jail and REALLY lose my virginity.

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>>34243113
If you can't provide yourself affection then how do you expect yourself to give affection to others?

Stop being selfish, you're not alone because of Chad but because you're a real case of selfishness.

>>34243163
>le epic /r9k/ psychoanalysis
whoaaa spooky o_O u figured me out!!!

>>34243034
I have had 4 long term relationships and several fuckbuddies and i've never earned enough to be taxed in a year. I just paint and make music sometimes and claim i'm an aspiring artist. I'm really a xanax addict with no goals, friends, prospects or family but girls are more interested in being part of a story than being paid for.

You can be broke, even some homeless have girlfriends. You just can't be boring.

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>>34243178
>Ironically pretending to be retarded when someone touch his nerve
Here.

>>34242154
It's not about having sex you fucking retarded normie REEEEEEEEEEEE

It's about VALIDATION. It makes you a worthy human being. If you're unable to find a partner it signals that you are GENETIC TRASH.

>>34242327
>thinking that biological "function" equals the point of existence

retardalert.jpg

>>34243210
I'd rather pretend to be retarded than legitimately be retarded like you are

>>34243263
It's not about validation, it is about affection. You want a girlfriend to give your life a purpose yet you don't realize that today GF's only look for fun and (((''Mystery''))).

>>34243313
>You want a girlfriend to give your life a purpose
sounds like validation

I once hired an escort and it ended up being a I had a crush on in high school.

>>34243162
This. Why the fuck do so many people tell us to get whores? Does it not seem risky as fuck having to go online and coordinate a plan with someone who might get you arrested or robbed?
>Just go to the Bunny Ranch across tge continent broooo and pay 1000s of dollars

>>34243313
WHat the fuck are you on about boyo. Having women interested in you literally gives the only purpose for living. If you can't reproduce, might as well kill yourself.

Anons don't want gf.

Anons want love.

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>bro lemme tell you food is not that great I have it several times a day it's nothing special
>just go get some mc donalds or something lol
>what do u mean u cant? just be yourself or something lmao

>>34243523
Buy a puppy. Or buy a puppy AND a hooker and you've got the best of both worlds.

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I used an escort off backpage a while back. It was $300 for 2 hours. We didnt have sex though. I just asked her to hold me as I sobbed intermittently in silence.

>>34243596
Take it easy B8man.

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Repeating integers and she asks me out next week

>>34243757
Holy shit how are they so expensive in USA?

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>>34242154
I'm honestly beyond caring about gf and have ascended into the realm of consciously appreciating high-tier aesthetics as a work of art. When I see an extremely aesthetically pleasing man or woman it has a similar effect on me as watching a nice landscape picture or a Greek sculpture.

I feel like any animalistic attraction would ruin the aesthetic value, so I almost never wish to have sex or wish to relate to such aesthetic women.

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>>34246107
I feel like the most joy I could ever derive out of them is by sitting togther in a silent room and simply stare at their face while they do nothing.

Of course, they are still people and would undoubtedly be creeped out by such a proposal, but I feel like this would be the height of an aesthetic experience much like visiting an art gallery. I am still in awe that (whether you believe in nature or a Creator) such highly aesthetic faces are even possible.