>tfw not gay but fantasizing about sucking my old childhood

>>34236702
i just wanna be with my anime waifu so she can fist my ass

>>34236702
>not gay
>fantasizing about sucking my old childhood friend's dick

Pick one

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>>34236702
That's uh, pretty gay
It also might be pedophilia?

>>34236702
Just fuck off, faggot. oregano

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/homosexual-ocd-straight-men-fear-gay/story?id=22589452

Why is it that "not feeling of the assigned gender" is ridiculed as a meme by a lot of people here (as it should be), but literally one thought about dicks and you are suddenly a repressed faggot.

>>34236717
>pedophilia
you mean thoughtophilia?
>inb4 i just created a paradox and we are all going to be subjugated for thought crimes

>>34236702
>tfw not gay but sucked off 10 guys in an alleyway for free

That's what 90% of this board is

It's alright, man, don't worry. I'm not gay either but I got fucked in the ass by a tranny from Craigslist once and sucked their 8 inch cock and took their load on my face and cleaned them up and fetched them a bottle.of water afterwards.

NONE of this makes you gay.

>>34236717
No, childhood friend as in we've been friends since childhood.

>>34236741
Rev up those dystopian cops
>>34236796
Oh! In that case you have gay thoughts.