>wait through thirty years of virginity to become a wizard

Because I'm not a larping faggot and meme magic doesn't exist.

>>34236269
>larping
why do people keep saying this when it isn't live action

>>34236265
Meme magic is unstable and inherently uncontrollable. It will consume you.

>>34236280
Sadly enough I know some fag who actually prays to kek, has frog statues fucking everywhere and wears hooded robes for get threads.

>>34236303
It isn't anything because it isn't real.
We had gone so mad from the thought of losing the election that we created a god as a coping mechanism.

>>34236305
But does he check em?

If dubs kek wants op to kill himself.

You no being a wizard get's you nothing. Go to 7+1chan and see for your self. The people who call themselves wizard are worse off than robots.

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>>34236265
>65
>thought OP was a failure
>checked last two digits of filename

PRAISE
R
A
I
S
E

Digits are a dark cursed magic and all who embrace it pay the ultimate price.

You cannot control the chaos of repeating integers, it's foolish to try.

Because kek is a false idol and meme magic has never existed.

>post doesn't get dubs
>completely ignored

>post gets dubs
>OMGWTF SHIIIIT HOOLYY FUCKKKKKK I HAVE PROPHESIED THIS DAY, ALL AS ACCORDED TO THE PENTATEUCH PRAISE BE LELELELELELE

>>34236358
The power is ours for the taking.
You just have to reach out and seize it.

>>34236265
Kek grand me the power to get all normies of 4chan

Praise be

>>34236386
This is the main reason meme magic is cancer, you faggots always have to pretend to be intellectuals and talk like that.

>>34236399
PRAISE HIM
R
A
I
S
E

H
I
M

>>34236399
Learn to spell.

>>34236382
If this most get's dub meme magic isn't real.

>not combining meme magic with virgin magic

>>34236415
English is my third language, give me a break you heretic

If this post gets anything other than 7 meme magic isn't real.

>>34236265
Sure thing baby boy

>>34236423
You expect me to believe that you illiterate fuck?

I beseech kek to give me a sign

If dubs meme magic isn't a thing.

>>34236418
>>34236429
>>34236448
kek helps those who help themselves

>>34236436
Ja geloof het of niet, het maakt mij niet veel uit. Dat jij nou geen andere talen spreekt is niet mijn probleem

>>34236464
kek doesn't help anyone because he isn't real.

>>34236472
if dubs then kek is real

>>34236470
I can't understand you, go back to your country you uncultured savage.

>>34236476
Kek is real you heretic!
Praise him!

>>34236476
You are never going to get dubs, stop trying. You will die having only ever gotten singles.

>>34236476
*tips singles*

>>34236482
Sure thing my nigger

If dubs meme magic is fake and you all need to get own with your life.

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I need a sign

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if triple numbers then this thread is stupid and OP should delete it

If trips I blow myself up on livestream

If trips op kills himself by jumping down the flippin stairs

>>34236422
Your power will be overwhelming

DEEDOII BLEEBLEBLEEBLEBLEEBLEBLEEBLE POOPOO PEEPEE DADADADA KEKAKIKOKXKYK ZEEZOW BOPPITY DOO

If trips Trump is assassinated at inauguration

If doubles all non believers will be converted

>>34236540
Jeb will assassinate Hillary

YEe of such liddel baith :Ddd

>>34236399
>>34236422
>>34236488
CHECKEK
H
E
C
K
E
K

Can furries be real

>>34236305
Tell us more please

originalius

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>>34236488
SKRRRRRRRRT

enjoy your magical powers

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>>34236555
PRAISE HIS NAME

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YAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YAAAAAAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS VERY FULL OF CONTEEEENNNTTTTTT

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>>34236265
bless me my KEK

may KEK be with us

If I get repeating digits can I have a qt virgin gf?

>>34236567
He's gone completely batshit, he's on like five different antidepressants/schizo meds and all he ever talks about is invoking kek. We can't even play vidjyuh with him anymore because whenever he dies or loses he screams about kek smiting them and starts chanting gibberish.

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>>34236606
KEK WILLS IT

but check my digits tho

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>>34236606
So close to a QT

>>34236606
Anything is possible with enough faith

>>34236620
It sounds like he has been overwhelmed by the glory of kek.

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*growls* YALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED SATAN *headbangs*

REEREEEERRREREREREEEEEEEYOW

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>>34236265
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

PEpE pls help me

please

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Does kek celebrate repeating digits?

>>34236269
Good post tbqh.
a

>>34236620
sounds like a fun guy to be around, where can I online stalk him?

Turn to God
All who walk the blessed path shall find salvation, even in death.

Borgandorf

KeK
e
KeK

PRAISE

>>34236660
He really isn't, the only reason we talk to him is for comedic purposes because all he ever does is yell at us and threaten to kill us. Plus he breaks all his shit, he goes through like 3 keyboards/controllers a month.

>>34236382
Just like real religion

>>34236690
>not getting some loaded dice and trolling him hard

are you even trying?

Kek grant me the power to obtain a qt gf.

>>34236399
>>34236422
>>34236488
>>34236555
>>34236577
>>34236555
What did almighty kek mean by this?

>>34236758
He meant it's time for you to go outside because you're wasting your life away.

>>34236787
>off by one

Try again buddy

>>34236797
>off by two

Try again buddy.

>>34236269
explain this digits.

>>34236265
rolling

oreganimi spaghetinni tortellini

>>34236265
Kek bless this mortal with the finest numerals and a qt gf.

Thank you in advance lord Kek.