WHY don't you EVER have a girlfriend, anon? I mean... staying

Kek.
I'm a chick, and I've never heard a girl talk like this. Keep imagining scenarios that will never ever happen to you though, I guess.

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>freeze
>stutter something
>turn 360 degrees and virginwalk out of there

>>34234292
I like women they just don't like me back.

>>34234312
>>turn 360 degrees
that way you'd walk just toward her

>>34234322
Spotted the newfag.
Get the fuck out, you stupid fuck.

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>>34234322
why don't you go play call of duty and leave shitposting to the big guys

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>>34234343
>he doesn't no

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>>34234384
>das id mane

seeing cute girls kinda hurts

>>34234292
yes i do like girls, i dont go out of my house because im a fucking morbid obese and girls will only be 20 ft from me

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>>34234408
Am already trying to split my personality into two parts
me and my gf(male)
why male you ask, I cant simulate having a vagina, but I can switch and simulate being a trp for myself

>don't even think about another human being, just be in love with a version of myself

I will just become my own gf(male)

>>34234408
>>34234485
oops, sorry didn't want to quote you

>>34234485
>tfw never be too degenerate to jerk off to yourself
feels good man

>>34234292
>Go to Africa
>Visit malnourish children

>WHY don't you have food? I mean, not going on a bad diet is cool but NO FOOD AT ALL?
I mean, you like food don't you?

>>34234292
Because so far all women I've had some interest in showed at worst a craving and at best high likelihood for drama, something I'd like to do without.
Looking all the drama people in relationships tend to share with others, I'm happy not to try and get a gf for the sake of having a gf. Besides, I'm enjoying my life hanging out with friends and practicing hobbies.

If I'll ever find an interesting and interested woman with no desire for drama, I'll aim to gf her asap. Until then I'll enjoy my single life.

>tfw this is actually what I tell people (colleagues mostly) when they ask comparable questions
>tfw they accept it as good and valid points

>>34234556
>there is food literally everywhere, you just have to get out of your tribes shed

>>34234292
You say it like the soup vegetables that post here have a choice in the matter.

>>34234292
Poor economic investment. Imagine if you'd buy a computer and one day it would grow legs and run from you. Besides having gf has more pros than cons.

>>34234636
>but anon, you do have a choice. just get yourself out there.
>you just have to talk to a girl and be nice to her
>or get one of those dating apps
>why don't you try to meet a girl over the internet, if you already spend your day infront of your pc
>just be yourself
>there is someone for everyone, nobody stays alone

>>34234292
Sure, but they don't like me tho. I have no say in the matter.

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>>34234764
>Anon, ... I always wantet to tell you ... I.. I.. I really like you. I've alwyas liked you